That’s it...it’s time to play G.O.T.O.S.

[canyonrider]

One of these really rounds out the douchebag look: https://www.myersandco.com/ski-racks/

lol, WTF?? Never seen one of those in the wild, but not surprised they are a RFV thing.

I should swing by the Whole Foods in Boulder this weekend, there are usually several overdone vans plus an Earth Roamer or two on any given Saturday.

[AdironRider]

Those ski racks have been showing up in Jackson also. I've seen several new Defenders with them specifically.

[hawkgt]

One of these really rounds out the douchebag look: https://www.myersandco.com/ski-racks/

holly hell......

$1,190 for 4 tubes
$1,490 for 7 tubes

[glademaster]

holly hell......

$1,190 for 4 tubes
$1,490 for 7 tubes

And that's the bargain model! Made with pride in the RFV, and the price proves it.

[Conundrum]

Love it. A $2k ski rack filled with demo skis. That's a bingo.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

holly hell......

$1,190 for 4 tubes
$1,490 for 7 tubes

It's got carbon fiber vinyl wrap, bro

[AdironRider]

holly hell......

$1,190 for 4 tubes
$1,490 for 7 tubes

COGS, like ten dollars in PVC and maybe another 5-7 for some spray paint and a couple bolts.

This is up there with those mtb racks that are like 20 bucks worth of square tube, some hooks from the garden store, and some string going for 1500.

[singlecross]

Other qualifying points can be accumulated for other accessories too ridiculous to imagine. Please add to the list as needed.

Can I get a ruling on a woodstove? Hoping for an instant advancement into the championship round.

[stealurface831]

i have always said that decked out wrangler is a personality type. the r/heep subreddit affirmed that belief.

[glademaster]

Can I get a ruling on a woodstove? Hoping for an instant advancement into the championship round.

No points, but you're definitely in the running for a Darwin award.

[singlecross]

No points, but you're definitely in the running for a Darwin award.

Can I at least get a ribbon? Everybody gets a ribbon, right?!

[Ted Striker]

While doing errands around town, I saw two different 12s yesterday. Both times my wife asked "what's that _____ even for?" For the first thing I said fishing rods, and every other time I just said that it made your dick bigger.

[stealurface831]

For the first thing I said fishing rods, and every other time I just said that it made your dick bigger.

*smaller

[Tap]

The owner of American Expedition Vehicles (we drive by his place every day) and its design headquarters are both in Missoula, so I am going to win this thread handily.

Photo proof for point totals to count

[Timberridge]

Can I get a ruling on a woodstove? Hoping for an instant advancement into the championship round.

Extra points if he starts the stove by running gasoline from the fuel rail via tubing, through the firewall, under the carpet into the stove.

[Single Track]

https://www.storytelleroverland.com/beast-mode-4x4/

Someone in the hood has this. Bonus points for knowing exactly how much money they blew on it?

Edit to add they also own a Raptor!

[concretejungle]

https://www.storytelleroverland.com/beast-mode-4x4/

Someone in the hood has this. Bonus points for knowing exactly how much money they blew on it?

Edit to add they also own a Raptor!

Why the fuck is he looking out the window to make sure he can clear that dirt pile?

[AdironRider]

Yeah that has got to be the lamest cover photo ever. A rental hatchback could do that.

[Single Track]

Ha! Good catch. Hilarious.

I would love to recreate the shot with a 2013 Versa straight from Hertz

[RootSkier]

He's looking at his sweet new tires, duh.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

https://www.storytelleroverland.com/beast-mode-4x4/

Someone in the hood has this. Bonus points for knowing exactly how much money they blew on it?

Edit to add they also own a Raptor!

That's fucking hilarious. Here's another pic of them charging a massive snow dump.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMdSVI6hhiF/

[hatchgreenchile]

Based on my vanlife test, those Beastmode owners are "upper class"

[Flounder]

Good to see sliders added to the list, gives me another point. Nothing for a lift kit? Point per inch maybe? That’d get me to a 3 and a 5/6 during camping trips. Not sure about my winter rims, they are black because I plastic dipped them since they were old with a failing finish.

[MarcusBrody]

I don't have to go to the grocery store until Monday but I'll keep my phone handy for pictures. This ought to be a slam dunk.

Weirdly this one Home Depot near me appears to be ground zero here. I'm posting this from a "beach" on Lake Mead accessed by a kind of rough dirt road. Half the people here are in minivans, crossovers, and motorhomes. But go to the home depot parking lot and everything is sitting on 37s with shovels, hi lifts, and sand ladders bolted to the outside.

[Lone Star]

We were booting up at a trail head early season this year. ~12" of blower on the ground & 2" packed on the forest rds. Nothing for a subie w/ snow tires. One of these guys pulls up to us, says it looks like we are stuck and offers to pull us out. 8 points, maybe more... Politely told him to f'off.

What jerks!