Front range class 5 mega-killstorm aka snowpocalypse 2021

**Cruiser** · 03-12-2021, 05:17 PM

I think it's gonna just miss us in Littlefun but I'm excited at the prospect of more panic buying at work in advance of it's arrival.

Please use this thread to post pics of skiing the flatirons, anatomically correct snowmen, and cars plowed in so deep that only god himself could get them out.

**Benny Profane** · 03-12-2021, 05:32 PM

I was up in Summit in '03. I went down to road bike the Denver trails two days before the storm in shorts and short sleeves, and the same ten days later. In between, Evergreen got 7-8 feet, Denver schools were closed for three days, and I70 was shut a few days from Avalanches at Silver Plume. Abasin didn't open for three days mainly because the employees couldn't get there, and they were still bombing that slope over the parking lot the day they opened (with the road closed and everybody up in the lodge). It was an adventure. I hope this is followed by a bunch of 4-6 inchers all April. I'll be fully vaccinated.

**Toadman** · 03-12-2021, 06:16 PM

Wait, how did Trump get a hold of the nuke codes to drop a 5 mega ton bomb on the Front Range?

**ötzi** · 03-12-2021, 07:36 PM

pffft. It doesn't even have a name.

**Soups** · 03-12-2021, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

pffft. It doesn't even have a name.

Ummmm. Its Xylia buddy...

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**Skistack** · 03-12-2021, 08:23 PM

Cantori’s here? Shit, We’re totally fucked now.

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**ötzi** · 03-12-2021, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Soups

Ummmm. Its Xylia buddy...

my b

Did you already have storms with names that start with A through W? Or are they just randomly naming the things now?

**BmillsSkier** · 03-12-2021, 08:47 PM

Thank you Cruiser, I was hoping for a live TR thread

**The SnowShow** · 03-12-2021, 09:22 PM

It’s not snowing!!! Total dud.

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**Woodsy** · 03-12-2021, 09:29 PM

Taking a snowpocalypse to the padded room i next levels Xover jinx

**smmokan** · 03-12-2021, 09:40 PM

https://www.cc.com/video/nbzjjh/the-...te-erdammerung

**ötzi** · 03-12-2021, 10:12 PM

I think Cantori jinxes snow. He's pretty good at bringing in the wind and rain, though.

**MakersTeleMark** · 03-12-2021, 10:12 PM

Breaking news: 12" of heavy wet snow breaks Denver.

**BmillsSkier** · 03-12-2021, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

my b

Did you already have storms with names that start with A through W? Or are they just randomly naming the things now?

We’ve been through this. Winter storms are at the Weather Channel’s whimsy.

Preemptive vibes Front Range Mags.

**ötzi** · 03-12-2021, 10:51 PM

I wonder if there's anyone actually named Xylia. I'm gonna say no.

**Hott Butt Mud** · 03-12-2021, 11:01 PM

Thank you. Live TR is needed.

When there is 4" of snow at 3PM tomorrow, let's all quote everyone who says, "I knew this storm was overhyped. Storm is a dud. What a joke."

Then, on Sunday at 3PM, when there is 20" of snow, let's all quote those same weather tards again.

**Hott Butt Mud** · 03-12-2021, 11:09 PM

NWS Boulder dude is clearly already over the hype:

"National Weather Service Denver/Boulder CO
822 PM MST Fri Mar 12 2021

.UPDATE...
Issued at 821 PM MST Fri Mar 12 2021

Satellite pictures are showing Stratus covering most of the CWA up
to the continental divide. Observations and web cameras are
showing fairly dense fog over about the eastern half of the CWA.
There is little to precipitation falling at this time.

I will lower the pops for the rest of this evening based of
reality. Will add fog to the eastern half of the plains as well.

Will leave highlights going as is with this update."

**Danno** · 03-12-2021, 11:53 PM

Mistpocalypse currently.

**Benny Profane** · 03-12-2021, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

I wonder if there's anyone actually named Xylia. I'm gonna say no.

She has tried to friend me on FB. She looks hot in a bikini. Could be my granddaughter.

**Core Shot** · 03-13-2021, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by ötzi

I wonder if there's anyone actually named Xylia. I'm gonna say no.

Just you wait.
Nine months from now, every born girl on the front range will be Xylia.

**Conundrum** · 03-13-2021, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

She has tried to friend me on FB. She looks hot in a bikini. Could be my granddaughter.

So doable?

**Buster Highmen** · 03-13-2021, 07:02 AM

Originally Posted by ötzi

I wonder if there's anyone actually named Xylia. I'm gonna say no.

Try calling on her phone.

**smmokan** · 03-13-2021, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

Thank you. Live TR is needed.

When there is 4" of snow at 3PM tomorrow, let's all quote everyone who says, "I knew this storm was overhyped. Storm is a dud. What a joke."

Then, on Sunday at 3PM, when there is 20" of snow, let's all quote those same weather tards again.

We had three or four storms of 20+ inches last winter in Boulder, but there wasn't anywhere near the hype as this storm.