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02-26-2021, 10:04 PM #26
IVplay poser wanted a ski off. He didn't show
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...d.php?t=289544
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02-26-2021, 10:12 PM #27
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02-26-2021, 10:15 PM #28
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02-26-2021, 10:18 PM #29powdork.com - new and improved, with 20% more dork.
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02-26-2021, 11:35 PM #30Registered User
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The rules of a ski off are simple straightline. Go to the top of the steepest feature, say the Wall at Kirkwood. Drop in, first one to turn loses.
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02-26-2021, 11:48 PM #31
There would be much pain and suffering
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02-27-2021, 04:26 AM #32"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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02-27-2021, 04:39 AM #33
oh and actually during a utarded mini summit maybe 2006
the dolphin dork psia pudwhacker from pa
bet a much older inspector gadget he was nastar faster
and ran the soli gates for proof
and pud whacker was wrong and crossed the line last
but had plenty of excuses"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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02-27-2021, 04:56 AM #34
I bash gates on pontoons. I don’t turn.
Sent from my iPhone using TGR ForumsI need to go to Utah.
Utah?
Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?
So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....
Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues
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02-27-2021, 05:08 AM #35
$37 of skirt steak seems more appropriate.
Didn’t DD drive a Hyundai?
Sent from my iPad using TGR ForumsIt makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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02-27-2021, 05:10 AM #36
We the reemergence of BW, I’ve been waiting for the inevitable SFB call out. Not disappoint.
Sent from my iPad using TGR ForumsIt makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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02-27-2021, 05:24 AM #37
I remember this. The only logical conclusion I came to was that DD and 4ply were they same dude.
TGR is two things-- A) actual gear heads sharing info, and B) like six dudes all pretending to be twenty different dudes in this mass orgy of fake drama.
There is no way this place is real.
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02-27-2021, 07:16 AM #38
I challenged Hugh to a CD once. Told him I'd even ski on tele gear.
Keyboard jockey never responded
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02-27-2021, 07:38 AM #39"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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02-27-2021, 07:41 AM #40
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02-27-2021, 08:03 AM #41
Phish:
Was was the name of the guy we threw off the rock at the Basin back in the day? Kong rock, right? I still have pics somewhere, and I pushed that fucker like a madman. He definitely got his $37 worth.
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02-27-2021, 08:13 AM #42
Chris Davenport challenged me to a ski off on here, but by the time I saw I had already left town.
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02-27-2021, 08:38 AM #43
Clearly the prize should be a $37 Costco gift card.
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02-27-2021, 08:50 AM #44
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02-27-2021, 09:01 AM #45
I beat you all with one ski, and the prize is $2
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02-27-2021, 09:29 AM #46Registered User
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02-27-2021, 09:52 AM #47Banned
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I'm a better skier than that wannabe kook who used to post here who was on the freeride tour.
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02-27-2021, 11:03 AM #48
Semantics!
Is a marriage consummated if there is no coitus?
Yes, by law...depending on the legislature.
Is Ski-Off (Ski Off, Skioff) if there is no Ski Off?
It is like duel; if the instigator or instigee do not show up, s/he has lost.
4-ply did not show up, thus he lost. He lost, ergo there was a Skioff.
The floggings will continue until morale improves.
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02-27-2021, 11:11 AM #49I drink it up
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Can you lose a ski off if you don’t agree to a ski off?
Cuz I’m no loser. I’ll fucking go if agreement/acceptance isn’t a material term of the ski off contract.focus.
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02-27-2021, 11:19 AM #50
Seeing you write coherent sentences is more disturbing than the alternative. my mind is blown.
Concerning the ski off semantics:
If one of the participants was a mime, would anyone care?
Edit: and since I am in the mood today I challenge glademaster because he is not only an asshole, but also a moron.
Place: andermatt, Vorgipfelcouloir (it's 135 degrees steep on the Vermont scale)
Time: preferably on a powder day in a year with decent base because otherwise I don't want to invest all that money for a ticket.
Prize: 37 euros and pole straps.It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
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