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EWG
Oh goodness no, it's so much more than that. Ala Princess Bride, let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
Bushwacker seems to have started a thread aimed at driving hits to a video he made about how awesome detachable pole straps are, because he asserts you can't ski right without pole straps and using pole straps could hurt you if you get a pole caught in a tree. Pole straps were debated and found wanting. The best reason for straps anyone could come up with was skating, and new technique was taught to eliminate that need. New consensus: pole straps suck and should all be burned like witches in Monty Python. My personal views on pole straps may or may not have colored that part of the summation.
Side note: 8 year-olds carrying their skis Texas-suitcase style up the Highlands hike were determined to be boss moves and the only good use of pole straps.
There are now a few videos of an apparently nearly impossible-to-ski death chute in Vermont or Nova Scotia or something with Bush skiing it, and several declarations from Bush that essentially no maggots can ski it besides him and a couple other crunchy Vermont guys. Apparently the chute responds well to granola or something. Unclear.
Some Mags may or may not have been offended by the tone of the videos and posts. Bush was accused of double pole planting by Mustonen, which resulted in Bush challenging him to a duel, feats of strength. and a battle of wits. Sorry, nope, Princess Bride again. Ski off. SKI OFF. Bush offered Mustonen $1,000 if he could ski the chute. Mustonen is trying to decide if he wants to do that since it doesn't really cover expenses, apparently. Others are trying to get in on the action without success. I think SoVTJoey is angling for $37 or something. But apparently, according to Bush, SoVTJoey declined the offer so maybe this chute is more gnar than it appears.
Ok, I'm getting fuzzy again. Let's see... Dee Hubbs gave everyone some lessons in math, which I fear I did not score well on. Through that process, it was determined that the chute is between 35 and 135 ... something. Either slope or degrees. Not sure. Bush says he makes it look flatter cause he actually knows what he's doing.
Then there was some bullshit about freedom units and beer. Also there was a short snippet about the Rontele crew's exploits.
Bush has threatened to sue TGR to dox people. I understand the server room has lawyered up. Also, apparently Bush owes someone $50 for something. Bacon maybe? Skis? Apparently it was like 10 years ago so it's now $357,783 with interest.
Bush thanked Dee and Must for defending him, which confused the shit out of me. I thought I knew how to read. Guess not. Pfluffenmeister wants everyone to know that YOU CANNOT DEFEAT HIS SNAKE STYLE and bennymac wants to know HOW CAN HE BE COMPENSATED. Acid was discussed and - praise Jesus - ski-offs seem to be on the rise. Damn - I almost forgot, Bush says he skis 140 days per year, squats 400lbs, leg presses 700lbs and has 30" thighs. Seems pertinent. Those are impressive numbers all around.
Ad Hominem was defined but I'm still too dumb to understand. Also, something about a dolphin in a $135 helmet which is somewhat confusing. Also, to personally editorialize, as someone who skis out west in places where there are things like rocks and drop-offs and cliffs and places with names like Body Bag Chute, I cannot understand what is so enticing or difficult about this Long Trail Chute thing in the video, but to be fair I have hit my head hard enough to crack my helmet in half so I am, I understand, what they call an "unreliable narrator." Which seems rude to me, but whatever.
Finally, I'd like to personally thank everyone involved for all the entertainment and pulling back into the fold a number of long lost mags. Great result. This thread has apparently returned us to the golden age of TGR. Also, candlesticks make a nice present.
Did I get everything?
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