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02-27-2021, 09:46 AM #151
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02-27-2021, 09:49 AM #152
I think the bigger problem is he can only hear himself.
Sent from my iPad using TGR ForumsIt makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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02-27-2021, 10:26 AM #153Registered User
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Imagine still using pole straps.
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02-27-2021, 10:27 AM #154
Eight pages of maggots talking about their poles. Winning.
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02-27-2021, 03:03 PM #155
With two hands
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02-27-2021, 04:28 PM #156
Yes. I am attempting to take him up on this. I’m a blue collar boy, $1000 is a good days pay for a 4 hour round trip and some skiing at steaux. Especially with expenses paid as well.
I hope he is busy giving lessons today so he can post the video later of himself with the money.
Has me thinking... if he’s gonna pay me a grand maybe I should go up Thursday night with my girl and grab a hotel room. Do the whole nine yards.
Prolly not though. Just go up, get my thousand dollars and come home in true dirt bag style.
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02-27-2021, 04:33 PM #157I drink it up
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How’s this a free for all? First come first serve? Honestly, if I’m going to do the things I’d need to do with my schedule to take a ski vacation, I’m not sure I wouldn’t pay $1k to go to UT over VT. Unless it’s going off down there....
But you guys jumping all over my bounty before I’ve properly turned it down seems overly opportunistic.focus.
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02-27-2021, 04:45 PM #158Registered User
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02-27-2021, 04:48 PM #159
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02-27-2021, 05:01 PM #160I drink it up
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Ok fine. I hereby relinquish my claim.
Unless he was serious about the whole thing plus travel expenses and I will have accommodations provided after the manner to which I’ve become accustomed and I won’t be sleeping on some stinky fucking couch or something. In which case, I would have to have another hard think about it.focus.
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02-27-2021, 05:15 PM #161
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02-27-2021, 05:31 PM #162
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02-27-2021, 05:55 PM #163
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02-27-2021, 06:07 PM #164
Who knew that a thread about pole straps would become a Hall of Fame contender.
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02-27-2021, 06:22 PM #165
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02-27-2021, 06:32 PM #166Registered User
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02-27-2021, 06:34 PM #167
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02-27-2021, 07:59 PM #168"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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02-27-2021, 08:23 PM #169Registered User
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guys a good skier but I am better and could ski that little slot top to bottom no problem as could countless others. Many internet beaters couldn't but there are many that can. I agree with his pole strap assessment tho. I think dude should step away from keyboard. Someone who has a beef should step up and just ski with him, video some runs and let us decide . This $1k is a joke. No ski instructor can afford that. Challenge this mother fucker for pride cause it isn't gona happen for money. NE bros piping off should put up or STFU!
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02-27-2021, 08:33 PM #170
Is smuggler’s notch a euphemism for vagina?
I mean, a vagina is a notch wherein one might smuggle stuff...think about it...
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02-27-2021, 08:38 PM #171
What a time to be alive.
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02-27-2021, 08:45 PM #172
Dolphin boy strikes again! I don't know what's the Matta with that kid but he just doesn't knows when to quit. Typical know-it-all PSIA dork but He's right about straps. I've "had to swim" in a serious avalanche and gotten my pole torqued in the trees and Iyou can take my word as a human Guinea pig that there's No place for straps in either situations. I almost never wear them.
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02-27-2021, 08:52 PM #173
Fucking amazing. So much of the time this place is lame these days, but then it just delivers right before you lose hope. Including this whole thread.
On a more serious note... I've met maybe 25-35 people over the years on this forum and by far the average skier can rip and will probably be in the top 10-20% on the mountain on any given day (and I'm mostly talking Squaw / Alpine / Kirkwood / Mammoth / LCC so the bar is high). How many maggots can get in on this 1k offer?
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02-27-2021, 09:08 PM #174
Why arent Releasable poles straps the standard?
Why can’t this be about skiing on drugs? Drugs make everything steeper, and pole plants are always perfect on drugs. Take and share the drugs before clicking in. Somebody has to slarve the whole thing.
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02-27-2021, 09:14 PM #175
This. Exactly. Even when I was still actively patrolling the rule was: if you catch someone smoking weed in the woods, we are NOT the police. But, confiscate that shit and bring it to the after-patrol beers! My favorite thing to do was to wait till 1 of ‘em took a big hit. Then I’d slide up in my red jacket and ask “how’s it going? Good day?” and generally be friendly. I’d wait till just before they’d “pop” from holding their breath before just skiing away laughing and hearing 1 of them coughing and choking. This was only if they were cool, if they were jerks I’d take the weed and threaten to cut lift tix.
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