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    True Story About a Mormon

    About 22 years ago, I got on a chairlift with a Drunk_Monkey. Can't quite remember, maybe it was just drunk monkey.

    He wasn't flinging poo, but but he was drinking Red Bull.
    I'm not going to write a haiku.

    I thought it would be funny to break the ice with a forum joke about Mormons.
    Turns out the monkey was a Mormon and I felt bad.

    Mags are Mormons, maybe

    Sometimes we all feel bad

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    Off your meds?
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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    “I got the degree of Stamp-licker from the Bezuzus Mail-order University”
    Babbitt, by Sinclair Lewis

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    True Story About a Mormon

    Some mags are Mormons.

    Some mags were Mormons.

    enduring persecution is a badge of honor for the former
    doling it out is the prerogative of the latter.

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    ^^ AKA a Jack mormon
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Off your meds?
    I had some grapefruit juice today, so the statins are off limits

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    wow looks like I struck a nerve

    was it the bad haircut joke? because I definitely have a bad haircut myself. or no haircut, really.

    and really, if you wanna pay a 10% tithe to a for profit entity and give up your sundays, have at it man. just don't spread the plague here.

    please and thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgapp View Post

    and really, if you wanna pay a 10% tithe to a for profit entity and give up your sundays, have at it man. just don't spread the plague here.

    please and thanks

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    I see what you did there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RollGybe View Post
    About 22 years ago, I got on a chairlift with a Drunk_Monkey. Can't quite remember, maybe it was just drunk monkey.

    He wasn't flinging poo, but but he was drinking Red Bull.
    I'm not going to write a haiku.

    I thought it would be funny to break the ice with a forum joke about Mormons.
    Turns out the monkey was a Mormon and I felt bad.

    Mags are Mormons, maybe

    Sometimes we all feel bad

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    WTF? drunken monkey owns a bar or two, your memory might not be all there.

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    Drugged_Monkey.

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    And my memory sucks too it seems, ha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RollGybe View Post
    I had some grapefruit juice today, so the statins are off limits
    Fucking statins

    You’ll be dead in a few decades. RIP
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    And my memory sucks too it seems, ha.
    Lol, kinda, MD9 (aka DM) was raised LDS to the point of a mission if I remember correctly. Obviously things have changed.

    And yeah, I remembered the Roll board name from the old days. But, my sentiment still stands about travel in a pandemic.

    And to clarify, that many years ago if you were on a chair with MD9 he wasn’t LDS at that point. More likely the person speaking up was GT40, father of the Meats clan and other than a Trump interlude a solid stand up person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    ^^ AKA a Jack mormon
    No

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Fucking statins

    You’ll be dead in a few decades. RIP
    Yeah, inevitable. You too.
    Watch out for the COVID at your age.
    2 masks bro!

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    Some mags are morons

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    And the Angel Moroni revealed unto Joseph Smith that it would be totally cool to fuck a 12 year old on the side.
    There, now that's for real offensive. Maybe.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    And the Angel Moroni revealed unto Joseph Smith that it would be totally cool to fuck a 12 year old on the side.
    There, now that's for real offensive. Maybe.
    "God" bless the AZ Strip...
    Read the sacred text and be appalled...
    https://www.amazon.com/Under-Banner-.../dp/1400032806

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    I'm a Mag (from the Powder Mag days) and a Mormon, though the preferred term now is member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I thought the DI comment in the other thread was funny.

    I always assume that Sundays are the best powder days and I'm just doing my charitable part leaving it for all you guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatty View Post
    I'm a Mag (from the Powder Mag days) and a Mormon, though the preferred term now is member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I thought the DI comment in the other thread was funny.

    I always assume that Sundays are the best powder days and I'm just doing my charitable part leaving it for all you guys.
    Have you considered a splinter sect with Mondays as a holy day? For no personal reasons at all of course. But it could be convenient.

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    Quick Mormon story.

    When I was working at PCMR the patrol was large (only about 50 at that time) so there were some Mormons. Some fit in, some stuck out, all were pretty good folks.

    There was one, call him Critter. He wanted to be a Jack Mormon and asked us to teach him. We were heathens but decided that was enough of a qualification.

    We had him over for a Poker night and he was pretty fun. When we passed around a Marley he would not inhale, but he would "smell it", he demurred on the alcohol. After smelling Bob Marley for several rounds it became apparent that Critter was stoned as 7 hippies at a GD show.

    We became friends and kayaked with him and skied with him quite a bit over 3-4 years. But like many of his Tribe, he returned to the fold and now has 4 kids and a wife (1) and lives near Draper.

    Last I heard he was selling cleaning supplies to Restaurants.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

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    guy meets St Peter at the gates. Let me show you around. group sitting in a circle smokin bongs singin cum ba ya. Pete: that' the unitarians. group havin a potluck where the only dish is tatertot casserole. that's the lutherans,
    group sittin in hard folding chairs listening to fire and brimstone. thats the baptists. Hey Pete whats this big brick wall? thats where we keep the mormons, they think they're the only ones up here

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    And the Angel Moroni revealed unto Joseph Smith that it would be totally cool to fuck a 12 year old on the side.
    There, now that's for real offensive. Maybe.
    ahem, she was almost 15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RollGybe View Post
    Yeah, inevitable. You too.
    Watch out for the COVID at your age.
    2 masks bro!
    Wait. I thought the holy underwear protected me.

    Now you say I need a mask? Or two?

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    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

    “I got the degree of Stamp-licker from the Bezuzus Mail-order University”
    Babbitt, by Sinclair Lewis

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    a guy was headed to AK heli boarding, realized it was way further to AK than he thot and just never made it any further, ended up as a roomey good guy, seemed pretty normal

    then he came out as a jack mormon not many mormons up here
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    Quote Originally Posted by NBABUCKS1 View Post
    ahem, she was almost 15.
    My bad.
    Actually, I read Under the Banner of Heaven. It covers the story of the FLDS sect, but it also tells the origin story of the LDS and I decided to really tone down the momo hate after reading about the persecution the original people suffered. Like all religions, it's weird nonsense with a big helping of abuse, but the reason they wound up in Utah is basically because that's where they finally stopped getting shot at.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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