Great Falls, MT

**toast2266** · 02-12-2021, 03:01 PM

Last time I was in Great Falls, we got drunk and went mini golfing. We almost got run over several times while biking to / from the mini golf place. And I think at least one bro-dozer called us queers. The mini golf course was pretty lame - no spinny windmill obstacle or elaborate water hazards. In hindsight, I'm fairly certain that was the best possible use of our time on a random summer afternoon in the G Funk.

**evasive_MT** · 02-12-2021, 03:12 PM

Two of my favorite photos from GF:

One is probably more representative than the other.

**CountryFunk** · 02-12-2021, 03:30 PM

No, um, love, for Tokyo Massage?

Long standing joke on hunting trips is - "We'll be limited out and getting body shampoos by noon".

**stuckathuntermtn** · 02-12-2021, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by MontuckyFried

Fair enough. I thought surely there had to be a hall of fame worth story behind it. I take it Browning's not quite your jam either, huh.

Not really, just some random shit that was a little fucked and a generally bad vibe all around.
Never been to Browning. No urge to go, but never been so I will withhold any judgement. Something tells me it would be like Mose Isely Spaceport and I'd need an Obi Wan to my Luke to keep from getting my lily white ass kicked for sport. Not judging though.
Wish I spent more time in and around Glacier and the Bob. Hardly ever there. Need a life/adventure partner. Maybe after we all get vaccinated. I need to get out of Missoula more.

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 02-12-2021, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Not really, just some random shit that was a little fucked and a generally bad vibe all around.
Never been to Browning. No urge to go, but never been so I will withhold any judgement. Something tells me it would be like Mose Isely Spaceport and I'd need an Obi Wan to my Luke to keep from getting my lily white ass kicked for sport. Not judging though.

You just described the Water Hole #1 in Wolf Point and you'd need Obi Wan to keep you from getting stabbed, not punched.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 02-12-2021, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

You just described the Water Hole #1 in Wolf Point and you'd need Obi Wan to keep you from getting stabbed, not punched.

Hey, I know when I'm not wanted lol

**t-the-east** · 02-12-2021, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by tetzen

If people want real mexican goodness they gotta hit up Mas Taco in Red Lodge. That's the best mexican food I found anywhere in Montana.

I got blackout drunk during and after eating here. The food was great. Woke up in the back of the truck on Main Street the next day. Ahhh to be young again.

**Harry** · 02-12-2021, 05:42 PM

I loved going to the Sip n Dip.

A maggot banged one of those mermaids ?

This is what is so great about TGR.

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**stuckathuntermtn** · 02-12-2021, 05:48 PM

Probably the only good looking women in GF.

**Pow4Brains** · 02-12-2021, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

You lived out there?? JFC, that's about as Hi-line as Hi-line can get.

I’m between the GFunk and Peerless, where there’s a woman behind every tree.

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**east or bust** · 02-12-2021, 05:52 PM

I just googled the Sip & Dip...

holy fuck, you guys weren’t kidding

**evasive_MT** · 02-12-2021, 06:30 PM

I have lots of photos of friends around fishbowls there. Good times were had.

**RockinB** · 02-12-2021, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

I loved going to the Sip n Dip.

A maggot banged one of those mermaids ?

This is what is so great about TGR.

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**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 02-12-2021, 06:39 PM

HERO

**Norseman** · 02-12-2021, 06:44 PM

was she a babe? what's the general hotness of these mermaids? gotta think there are a few mer-muffins mixed in

(deletes 5 different "how long could she hold her breath?" jokes)

**RockinB** · 02-12-2021, 06:49 PM

Total babe for my standards. Ripping skier too.

She didn’t like my jokes about it being one step away from stripping for dollar bills though.

**Whiteroom_Guardian** · 02-12-2021, 07:59 PM

The long con is to by RE in GF for sure. Your 5-10 year appreciation would be huge.

**altacoup** · 02-12-2021, 08:24 PM

I have no idea how or why I clicked on and then read through this thread. Also had to google the Sip and Dip. That place looks unreal.

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**jamal** · 02-12-2021, 09:27 PM

Last time I was there I heard anyone could borrow a costume and go swimming for $100.

I considered it.

**The Reverend Floater** · 02-12-2021, 09:37 PM

I got pulled over right outside of GF once. The statey asked why I was driving 90 with a trailer to which I had no excuse. Then he said "Just a heads up, your insurance expires in three hours (it expired at midnight out of sheer coincidence). Just keep driving like an asshole and you'll be in Washington by then."

I laughed and he let me go.

**evasive_MT** · 02-13-2021, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by jamal

Last time I was there I heard anyone could borrow a costume and go swimming for $100.

I considered it.

Buddy of mine grew up in GF and he’s crashed the pool on the mermaids once.

**Harry** · 02-13-2021, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Whiteroom_Guardian

The long con is to by RE in GF for sure. Your 5-10 year appreciation would be huge.

Yup, big reason I am retired now is buying a house in Missoula in the 80’s for $32K.

Living in Great Falls would be OK, real close to great fishing, hiking, hunting, pretty much anything outdoors. Not world class at anything, but pretty darn good at just about anything. I could live there.

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