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01-10-2021, 06:17 PM #1
If you could work for a fictional business, which one would it be? what is your job?
and go.....
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01-10-2021, 06:20 PM #2Registered User
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Ski gentleman , already doing it
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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01-10-2021, 09:43 PM #3
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01-10-2021, 10:00 PM #4
If you could work for a fictional business, which one would it be? what is your job?
::: :::, Professional Sports Enthusiast, Esq
Watcher of professional sports
Amateur participant
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01-10-2021, 10:03 PM #5
Booner: Face sitting model
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01-10-2021, 10:06 PM #6
Vandelay Industries, latex salesman
“I really lack the words to compliment myself today.” - Alberto Tomba
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01-10-2021, 10:10 PM #7
PediMedi - foot massages for runway models. lead masseuse.
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01-10-2021, 11:03 PM #8
I would start a consultancy to advise women on improving their oral sex skills
Call it Chick-fil-Atio
I would be CEO and Director of Quality Control
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01-10-2021, 11:15 PM #9
weeklyraises.com
You guessed it, every week you get a 10% bump just for being you. Oh and summers and winters off too.
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01-10-2021, 11:39 PM #10
Backup kicker for the NFL.
Rake in that cash as long as I can before screwing up the game-winning field goal and getting the boot.
It would also be awesome to be some rando skier alongside the tough-nut NFL players on your team.
Downside would be if I worked in a shit location for an even shittier team. Not sure I could be a Jets player.
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01-11-2021, 12:37 AM #11
Ring maker to Gollum.
You did say fictional.Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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01-11-2021, 04:26 AM #12Registered User
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A guardian/keeper to a stone that gives tremendous power.
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01-11-2021, 04:35 AM #13
im still the chief safety officer for bbi
my job is still to keep it safe
but im still a fictional character"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
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01-11-2021, 08:49 AM #14
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01-11-2021, 01:38 PM #15
Wedgie picker for women's events at the Olympics. They need me standing next to the towel person when they get out of the pool.
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01-11-2021, 03:05 PM #16
liftie
swing your fucking sword.
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01-11-2021, 05:24 PM #17
Independently Wealthy
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01-11-2021, 05:37 PM #18
Wasn't there already a thread on this? Or something similar?
"We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch
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01-11-2021, 05:40 PM #19
Lead Guide
Smokeshack Tours LLC
Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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01-11-2021, 05:45 PM #20
CEO and product tester of
skibunny services one stop escort service where two ladies meet you at your hotel room after a ski day, one fellates you as the other removes your boots, simultaneously completing each task at the same time."If we can't bring the mountain to the party, let's bring the PARTY to the MOUNTAIN!"
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01-11-2021, 06:00 PM #21
Let's coordinate, bro. On the next hill over, I'll be operating the YC Elite Escort Services, LLC. My role will be "Lead Gigolo." We'll vet our clients thoroughly of course based on wealth, looks, and personality. You can be my backup escort for when I'm totally drained from spending a passionate weekend with MacKenzie Scott (formerly Bezos). "Hey, bro. I need your help. MacKenzie needs me to come with on her giant yacht in the Caymans. Hold up... COMING BABE! Yo. Gotta bounce. Oprah's all yours."
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01-11-2021, 09:08 PM #22
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01-11-2021, 09:43 PM #23Good-lookin' wool
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01-11-2021, 10:40 PM #24
I’d work nowhere and do nothing and it’d be everything I thought it would be.
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01-12-2021, 08:45 AM #25
Padded Room Moderator?
However many are in a shit ton.
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