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  1. 01-10-2021, 06:17 PM #1
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    If you could work for a fictional business, which one would it be? what is your job?

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    If you could work for a fictional business, which one would it be? what is your job?

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  7. 01-10-2021, 10:10 PM #7
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    I would start a consultancy to advise women on improving their oral sex skills
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    Backup kicker for the NFL.

    Rake in that cash as long as I can before screwing up the game-winning field goal and getting the boot.

    It would also be awesome to be some rando skier alongside the tough-nut NFL players on your team.

    Downside would be if I worked in a shit location for an even shittier team. Not sure I could be a Jets player.
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    You did say fictional.
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    im still the chief safety officer for bbi
    my job is still to keep it safe
    but im still a fictional character
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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    im still the chief safety officer for bbi
    my job is still to keep it safe
    but im still a fictional character
    Shouldn't you be the chairman of the the
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    Wedgie picker for women's events at the Olympics. They need me standing next to the towel person when they get out of the pool.
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    Wasn't there already a thread on this? Or something similar?
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  19. 01-11-2021, 05:40 PM #19
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  20. 01-11-2021, 05:45 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
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    Let's coordinate, bro. On the next hill over, I'll be operating the YC Elite Escort Services, LLC. My role will be "Lead Gigolo." We'll vet our clients thoroughly of course based on wealth, looks, and personality. You can be my backup escort for when I'm totally drained from spending a passionate weekend with MacKenzie Scott (formerly Bezos). "Hey, bro. I need your help. MacKenzie needs me to come with on her giant yacht in the Caymans. Hold up... COMING BABE! Yo. Gotta bounce. Oprah's all yours."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phall View Post
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    skibunny services one stop escort service where two ladies meet you at your hotel room after a ski day, one fellates you as the other removes your boots, simultaneously completing each task at the same time.
    You are onto something. Taking off ski boots after a long day of skiing hard is the greatest feeling on earth, well the 2nd greatest at least.
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  23. 01-11-2021, 09:43 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmmm...pow! View Post
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