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    If you could work for a fictional business, which one would it be? what is your job?

    and go.....


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    Ski gentleman , already doing it
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    I work with the mercenaries in Swordfish. Bill Gates finances us to kill bad people. I love my job.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    If you could work for a fictional business, which one would it be? what is your job?

    ::: :::, Professional Sports Enthusiast, Esq

    Watcher of professional sports
    Amateur participant

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    Booner: Face sitting model

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    Vandelay Industries, latex salesman
    I really lack the words to compliment myself today. - Alberto Tomba

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    PediMedi - foot massages for runway models. lead masseuse.

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    I would start a consultancy to advise women on improving their oral sex skills
    Call it Chick-fil-Atio

    I would be CEO and Director of Quality Control
    Check Out Ullr's Mobile Avalanche Safety Tools for iOS and Android
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    weeklyraises.com

    You guessed it, every week you get a 10% bump just for being you. Oh and summers and winters off too.

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    Backup kicker for the NFL.

    Rake in that cash as long as I can before screwing up the game-winning field goal and getting the boot.

    It would also be awesome to be some rando skier alongside the tough-nut NFL players on your team.

    Downside would be if I worked in a shit location for an even shittier team. Not sure I could be a Jets player.

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    Ring maker to Gollum.
    You did say fictional.
    Forum Cross Pollinator

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    A guardian/keeper to a stone that gives tremendous power.

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    im still the chief safety officer for bbi
    my job is still to keep it safe
    but im still a fictional character
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    im still the chief safety officer for bbi
    my job is still to keep it safe
    but im still a fictional character
    Shouldn't you be the chairman of the the
    AWSP
    The association of weed smoking professionals?
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Wedgie picker for women's events at the Olympics. They need me standing next to the towel person when they get out of the pool.

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    liftie
    you don't want no smoke.

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    Independently Wealthy

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    Wasn't there already a thread on this? Or something similar?
    "We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch

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    Lead Guide
    Smokeshack Tours LLC


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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    CEO and product tester of
    skibunny services one stop escort service where two ladies meet you at your hotel room after a ski day, one fellates you as the other removes your boots, simultaneously completing each task at the same time.
    "If we can't bring the mountain to the party, let's bring the PARTY to the MOUNTAIN!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
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    Let's coordinate, bro. On the next hill over, I'll be operating the YC Elite Escort Services, LLC. My role will be "Lead Gigolo." We'll vet our clients thoroughly of course based on wealth, looks, and personality. You can be my backup escort for when I'm totally drained from spending a passionate weekend with MacKenzie Scott (formerly Bezos). "Hey, bro. I need your help. MacKenzie needs me to come with on her giant yacht in the Caymans. Hold up... COMING BABE! Yo. Gotta bounce. Oprah's all yours."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phall View Post
    CEO and product tester of
    skibunny services one stop escort service where two ladies meet you at your hotel room after a ski day, one fellates you as the other removes your boots, simultaneously completing each task at the same time.
    You are onto something. Taking off ski boots after a long day of skiing hard is the greatest feeling on earth, well the 2nd greatest at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmmm...pow! View Post
    Vandelay Industries, latex salesman
    No way. Kruger Industrial Smoothing

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    Id work nowhere and do nothing and itd be everything I thought it would be.


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    Padded Room Moderator?
    Lots of Cream, Lots of Sugar

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