The fart thread

[gravitylover]

Lets start here https://www.shortlist.com/news/scien...qXmoAxVq68uOa0

[Aldo]

I call it a rapid covid test nowadays.

[Wookiee]

I love to let out a good rip; especially if its one that has been bundled up in there for a while.

[Peruvian]

I didn’t fart.

My ass just blew you a kiss.

[Caucasian Asian]

Apparently the Common Whelk doesn't fart, but what about the Angry Whelk?

[SKIP IN7RO]

Michelle Parker is an animal.

[gravitylover]

Apparently the Common Whelk doesn't fart, but what about the Angry Whelk?

LOL

#fartingisfun

[MontuckyFried]

Ok. Which one of you wiseguys is this?

[gravitylover]

I would do that

[glademaster]

"If you don't do it this year..."

[MTT]

Back in the day. I was late evening food shopping. And in an empty isle I let go a walking fart. Must have lasted 5 or 6 paces.

A few minutes later a realized I needed to go back to that isle. I got half way up the isle and the smell hit me. It was the nastiest thing I have ever smelled. It was mine but still choked me out. Just hanging there.

I walked away from my cart and left the store