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Thread: New North Face Gear
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12-24-2020, 02:49 PM #1
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12-24-2020, 02:57 PM #2Registered User
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Equipment for the wealthy, clueless masses scaling the Eiger (vis cog wheel train for a 200 Franc lunch, and then off to shop for a watch and perfume)
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12-24-2020, 03:05 PM #3
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12-24-2020, 03:15 PM #4
New North Face Gear
Whoa whoa whoa...I scaled the Eiger via cog railroad and had a $60USD lunch. Did not get a watch or purfume...but did get an army knife. Did not have any NF.
Not all of us are great smelling upper-crusters!
That being said...wtf??? That isn’t real...is it?
Sent from my iPad using TGR ForumsIt makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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12-24-2020, 03:18 PM #5Registered User
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12-24-2020, 03:28 PM #6
apparently so
https://www.today.com/tmrw/gucci-nor...ection-t204556
It doesn't drop until January but this really feels 2020 to me.powdork.com - new and improved, with 20% more dork.
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12-24-2020, 03:43 PM #7
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12-24-2020, 04:08 PM #8
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12-24-2020, 04:13 PM #9
^ LOL.
When I worked in a shop some years back I would tease TNF reps about the company putting crack dealers on pro form. Looks like they’ve upped the target audience a little.
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12-24-2020, 04:20 PM #10
I’m just messin around...I did take the cog though. It was cool.
Sent from my iPad using TGR ForumsIt makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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12-24-2020, 04:41 PM #11
Who wouldn’t want to rock a Gucci fart bag?
Talk about the pinnacle of fashion....
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12-24-2020, 04:53 PM #12
Honnold's instagram is going to go off.
off your knees Louie
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12-24-2020, 04:57 PM #13
Heh, just last week I had two guys in TNF fartbags (one bright red, one Danger-High-Voltage-Yellow, both with giant USA flags on the back) try to load my socially distanced quad chair at the last minute.
Saw them in time to step out, let them play thru and took the next chair
Lifty said “I’m sorry I thought you were all together”
I said “Do I look like someone who would be caught dead around people dressed like THAT?!?!”
She laughed
The TNF spokesmodels exploderated on the off ramp.
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12-24-2020, 05:58 PM #14
New North Face Gear
I’m confused now. Benny is a NF spokesmodel rep??? In Oregon?
Sent from my iPad using TGR ForumsIt makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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12-24-2020, 06:02 PM #15
Jesus, I'm going to have to burn all my TNF gear. Can't be associated with this stuff...
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12-24-2020, 06:33 PM #16
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12-24-2020, 06:39 PM #17registered abuser
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theyve come a long way from having the grateful dead play at an og sf shop opening in the late 60's........ sigh. original owner was a good human
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12-24-2020, 07:45 PM #18Registered User
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Patagonia missed the opportunity.....
That shits gonna sell. My wife, a bunch of co-workers and y'all are talking about it. Don't worry, I bet it sells out in hours like a supreme drop
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12-24-2020, 07:48 PM #19Registered User
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is this really where we’re headed..?
fuck
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12-24-2020, 08:03 PM #20
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12-24-2020, 08:48 PM #21The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne
Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge
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12-24-2020, 09:20 PM #22Registered User
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They did something similar with Supreme last week, 2 weeks ago? They do them all the time. They're using their Americana clout to push the brand, and now they're both owned by the same parent company, so I'm sure it will continue.
Why is this even posted? Nobody on here gives a fuck about a TNF/Gucci collab, and yet another collab by TNF in the fashun segment isn't going to do anything to their share of the winter sports market.
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12-24-2020, 10:27 PM #23
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12-24-2020, 11:45 PM #24
Obviously, you are not a golfer.
This line of clothing is poised to penetrate the winter sports market like a large black cock hovering over Madonna's dewy, glistening vulva right before she wrote her seminal tween song Like A Virgin. The down onesie tech specs are spectacular. 150,000K/150,000K waterproof with 10 layer air-permeable Gore-Tex Pro Max Active 5000 8D Derimax NeoShell TorrentProof ReconAir construction with nanotechnology 4XRECCO next gen avalanche beacon layered inside the goose down. Speaking of which, all goose down is never plucked, but only picked off the immaculately kept ground inside free-range 5 acre per goose outdoor plots that are kept climate and light controlled to Level 8 Goose Sensitivity Protocol. The feathers that are shed are collected by non-binary, non-racially identifiable actively-loved individuals that are insured of a living wage of $486,000 per year. This technology insures that the entire onesie comes in at a weight of 3 grams, including the removable powder skirt and hood.
Also, the purse is made out of slaughtered baby veal kept in barbed wire cages fed exclusively on a diet of foie gras, has a dedicated avvy beacon compartment, feels like butter, and is FUCKING GORGEOUS!
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12-24-2020, 11:59 PM #25
You were crushing it, until 'slaughtered baby veal'
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