Good road signs

**Cruiser** · 12-23-2020, 12:17 AM

I think bmills posted a funny one the other day and then tonight while I was driving home I spotted a real peach. It alternated between,

You're not Rudolph & Don't drive lit

Watchaya got?

**ntblanks** · 12-23-2020, 12:28 AM

a long-ago GF introduced me to this game. driving around, we'd see various road signs. and in her best Norma Desmond, she'd break into, "If my vagina was a road sign it would say [whatever the road sign said]." she was fucking hilarious and we could spend hours doing this happily.

depends 100% on your partner, but i recommend trying it, with or without a buzz. you'll be surprised how well it works for many common (and not so common) signs.

**Tri-Ungulate** · 12-23-2020, 12:33 AM

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**evdog** · 12-23-2020, 02:09 AM

Not a road sign, but a restaurant had a big electric sign that said Cocktails. The first few letters burned out and stayed that way for a couple years. Finally they fixed it. Then the last 5 burned out all at once so the sign brightly proclaimed: Cock. That got fixed before the next time I drove past.

**Marshall Tucker** · 12-23-2020, 07:29 AM

Moved from very small town to very, very large city after college. Immediately noticed massive red signs hanging over the road saying

NO

like, WTF did i do?

33 years later I'm still not entirely sure.

**riser4** · 12-23-2020, 07:31 AM

I posted this before. The village of South Lincoln, VT had "Dry Heaves" signs in the 70s, early 80s. There was a section with spots next to the river that would raise up year round and they apparently didn't think a frost heaves sign was appropriate in the summer.

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 12-23-2020, 07:41 AM

There's a road leading to one of the lower trailer parks in town here and it's got a "Dead End" sign with an arrow pointing towards it. It's just brutal.

**ötzi** · 12-23-2020, 07:46 AM

This one got a lot of play a few years ago around Boston:

Nobody actually did what it said, though

**Marshall Tucker** · 12-23-2020, 08:21 AM

^ that's hysterical.

**Buster Highmen** · 12-23-2020, 10:28 AM

Feely, MT

No services.

(always wanted a picture of me standing in front of that sign in a trenchcoat with no pants)

**Caucasian Asian** · 12-23-2020, 10:55 AM

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**rideit** · 12-23-2020, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by ntblanks

a long-ago GF introduced me to this game. driving around, we'd see various road signs. and in her best Norma Desmond, she'd break into, "If my vagina was a road sign it would say [whatever the road sign said]." she was fucking hilarious and we could spend hours doing this happily.

depends 100% on your partner, but i recommend trying it, with or without a buzz. you'll be surprised how well it works for many common (and not so common) signs.

She sounds awesome.

**Woodsy** · 12-23-2020, 01:40 PM

In CT for whatever reason speed bumps are called humps, so ya get signs all over the place that say

"Speed Humps"

I giggle every time

**riser4** · 12-23-2020, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

In CT for whatever reason speed bumps are called humps, so ya get signs all over the place that say

"Speed Humps"

I giggle every time

They should combine their signs with the ones I posted above. Dry Humps.

**Beder** · 12-23-2020, 01:49 PM

In Wisconsin last summer i saw "Camp in the woods, not in the left lane."

**Soups** · 12-23-2020, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by Cruiser

You're not Rudolph & Don't drive lit

Watchaya got?

Just saw that this morning driving west on 6th Ave to 70.

**JayPowHound** · 12-23-2020, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

In CT for whatever reason speed bumps are called humps, so ya get signs all over the place that say

"Speed Humps"

I giggle every time

I think I've seen that in New Mexico as well. Definitely enjoyed it

**SKIP IN7RO** · 12-23-2020, 02:45 PM

I got into an accident in front of Hotel Coral Essex.

**Mr. Mike** · 12-23-2020, 03:36 PM

DOT has been running "Twitter's full. Put down the phone." around here the last few days.

**mud** · 12-23-2020, 04:01 PM

My sister had a great Dad joke when we were kids.
Every time we drove by a "Slow Deaf Child" sign she'd say "It's bad enough the kid is blind but why do they have to call him stupid"?

**highangle** · 12-23-2020, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by evdog

Not a road sign, but a restaurant had a big electric sign that said Cocktails. The first few letters burned out and stayed that way for a couple years. Finally they fixed it. Then the last 5 burned out all at once so the sign brightly proclaimed: Cock. That got fixed before the next time I drove past.

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**old goat** · 12-23-2020, 05:08 PM

Driving in France, 130 kph and there's a huge red sign with lots of words printed in white and a big slash through the whole thing and I can't understand a single word. I keep waiting for the pavement to suddenly end or to be crushed by a giant falling rock but nothing happens. I have no idea what the sign was about.