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  1. #1
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    Dog shit on my ski boots

    Didn’t know what forum group to post this in but thought I’d share a hilarious photo of my ski boots with dog shit all over them. Woke up in the middle of the night to a horrible smell after falling asleep with my friend’s dog in my bed and upon investigating what was causing said horrible smell, I noticed that the dog wasn’t in the bed anymore and I found my ski boots as such:

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  2. #2
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    I feel a caption contest coming on.

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    Not be a victim blamer or anything but.... put out before passing out

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    If it was a cat I would take it personally but not with a dog. All of my dogs both have (had) ways they like to shit and they always do it that way. If one has an accident in the house I always know which one did it by the location and splatter pattern (whiskey doesn't stop walking). Inside Nacho will only go on a hard floor. Outside he will look for something sticking up out of the ground like a small bush or your ski boot.

    And it looks like the poor doggoe is suffering from the 'rona.
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    Looks like that was ass made.

  6. #6
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    At least its on the outside and shouldn't stain the boots. Easier to clean compared to the carpet for sure and if it went inside the liners...........good luck.

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    He had your boots right in his bullseye; what did you feed that guy?

  9. #9
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    hah! usually i only get dog shit on my ski boots when I am hiking Teton Pass.

  10. #10
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    That’s really soft poo. From a dog owner more kibble in diet will firm that up


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    That the new Dalbello Krypton Poo model?
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    How does your dog feel about you sleeping with another dog?


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    Shitty

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    Poo model hehehehe
    Like I told my last wife, I never drive faster than I can see, besides it's all in the reflexes.

  15. #15
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    Better check your door handles

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    how do you know it was the dog?

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    Colorado steamer

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    A shitty day of skiing is better than a good day at work.

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