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  1. 08-22-2005, 08:05 PM #1
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    You can shave your pussy, but...

    can you shave your dog?

    All this fucking dog hair is fucking fucked! Fucking summer heat!
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  2. 08-22-2005, 08:27 PM #2
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING DOG HAIR MOTHERFUCKER



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  3. 08-22-2005, 10:30 PM #3
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    Hell yeah you can shave your dog, do it man.

    I mean pay for someone who knows what they're doing to do it of course.
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  4. 08-23-2005, 06:42 AM #4
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    My buddy has a hairy furball of a golden retriever and he got him shaved for the summer. Not completely but, it was a drastic trim.
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  5. 08-23-2005, 03:16 PM #5
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  6. 08-23-2005, 03:38 PM #6
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    I even got me one of them there "Shed'N Blades"( looks kinda like a hacksaw blade with leather grips) and I must get like a kilo of premium dog hair with it daily(it does wonders on my scrot as well). Is there as market for black dog hair? Wigs for Hari Krishna's maybe? Pubes for the pubeless?
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  7. 08-23-2005, 05:27 PM #7
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    Try dealing with it when it stinks of dead salmon.

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  8. 08-23-2005, 05:59 PM #8
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  9. 08-23-2005, 06:06 PM #9
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    Take your dog swimming man. What do you do to beat the heat?
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  10. 08-23-2005, 06:09 PM #10
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    I shaved my lesbian german shep/lab mix. She fucking loved it and it makes the house a lot cleaner. Do it.
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  11. 08-23-2005, 09:43 PM #11
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    As an aside, my friend's cat had ticks on its belly. Try as he might, and he tried hard, he could not get them off. he pulled, he doused with alcohol, he touched with a hot match. Finally he took the cat to the vet and showed the vet the ticks.

    The vet said,

    "Those are your cat's nipples."

    This is true and happened just last week.
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  12. 08-24-2005, 12:27 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    As an aside, my friend's cat had ticks on its belly. Try as he might, and he tried hard, he could not get them off. he pulled, he doused with alcohol, he touched with a hot match. Finally he took the cat to the vet and showed the vet the ticks.

    The vet said,

    "Those are your cat's nipples."

    This is true and happened just last week.
    They same thing happened to Tara Reid
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  13. 08-24-2005, 12:55 PM #13
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    I shave my wheaton right down, he loves it. #2 on the razor. He looks like a dorwned rat, but hes much cooler, and when he rolls in shit its easier to clean.
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  14. 08-24-2005, 12:56 PM #14
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    edit: #4 on the razor
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  15. 08-24-2005, 02:19 PM #15
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    Get a Multigenerational Labradoodle....my friend has one....fucking most well behaved loving dog I have ever met out of THOUSANDS of dogs....they cost a pretty penny, but they DO NOT SHED or cause any allergies....they love snow and run really fast...


    if i had a couple grand laying around I would get one
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