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  1. #276
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    Given that pHunk led the way with managing corrupted toaster ovens, I thought I would solicit the consortiums suggestions for the last rites and ritual cosmik send off for a simple broken toaster.
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    Your toaster is toast? whoa.

    I guess I would vote for throwing from a 5-story tower onto a hard surface but I watched a lot of Letterman way back in the day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I am proud to report that I can now advance to Stage 9 without losing a guy, while looking through one functional eye.

    My results at Ms. Pac Man are not as fortuitous.
    I guy I worked with at my first company did a lot of the programming for Ms. Pac Man. We had one in our game room, and he was really, really good at it. I sucked, so I refused to play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    Your toaster is toast? whoa.

    I guess I would vote for throwing from a 5-story tower onto a hard surface but I watched a lot of Letterman way back in the day.

    I'm short on accessible 5 story towers. We've got some 5 story trees, but I'm not willing to climb them at my ripe old age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Given that pHunk led the way with managing corrupted toaster ovens, I thought I would solicit the consortiums suggestions for the last rites and ritual cosmik send off for a simple broken toaster.
    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    Your toaster is toast? whoa.

    I guess I would vote for throwing from a 5-story tower onto a hard surface but I watched a lot of Letterman way back in the day.

    Man I miss funny Dave. He's kinda coming back.

    Buster, here you go:





    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit View Post
    I guy I worked with at my first company did a lot of the programming for Ms. Pac Man. We had one in our game room, and he was really, really good at it. I sucked, so I refused to play.
    The lady of the house is considerably better than I am at Ms. Pac. I'm considering not playing anymore too.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    I'm short on accessible 5 story towers. We've got some 5 story trees, but I'm not willing to climb them at my ripe old age.
    Trebuchet. A drone could work, too, but any serious retiree should own a trebuchet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    Trebuchet. A drone could work, too, but any serious retiree should own a trebuchet.
    My son built a trebuchet out of pvc pipe. It's a little brittle and may not be sufficiently robust, but I'll see if we can resurrect it, however prematurely.
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    ^^^ Yeah, why not. I mean, what could go wrong?
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    any serious retiree should own a trebuchet.
    Sig worthy.

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    any serious retiree should own a trebuchet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Sig worthy.
    I would buy that t-shirt

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    Kinda getting my hopes up for trebuchet footage. So many options. Go for distance? Maximum impact velocity?

    Somehow I picture Buster as just the guy to justify safety goggles and a serious bunker and the like. Could be Trinity in miniature. Sweet!

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    If you want some serious range build a potato/ turnip cannon
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    If you want some serious range build a potato/ turnip cannon
    with a blown toaster?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    Kinda getting my hopes up for trebuchet footage. So many options. Go for distance? Maximum impact velocity?

    Somehow I picture Buster as just the guy to justify safety goggles and a serious bunker and the like. Could be Trinity in miniature. Sweet!
    Trebucheting is a cool hobby. I seen some dudes chuck a vw beetle, or a piano or some shit with one on the tv. It's up there with punkin chunkin in terms of how much you wanna escalate shit.

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    What time is acceptable to start drinking on New Years Eve?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mud View Post
    What time is acceptable to start drinking on New Years Eve?
    can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by mud View Post
    What time is acceptable to start drinking on New Years Eve?
    If you have to ask, you missed it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    with a blown toaster?
    A local guy used a 100gal propane cylinder with a 6' pipe shooting over the cab of his truck which was towing a 250 CFM compressor to charge the tank, it would shoot a turnip several hundred yards

    it severly outclassed the 4 trebechet in the comp

    they would hold the event just after halloween to toss pumpkins
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by mud View Post
    What time is acceptable to start drinking on New Years Eve?
    One hour ago.


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    Best way to ship a small bottle of liquor?
    Lying to UPS seems the only "good" option I can come up with so far.
    However many are in a shit ton.

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    I’ve shipped tons of single bottles of wine and liquor by boxing it up myself and dropping it off at the UPS Store. They don’t give a shit. Just make sure it’s well packed and in plastic in case it breaks.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    Kinda getting my hopes up for trebuchet footage. So many options. Go for distance? Maximum impact velocity?

    Somehow I picture Buster as just the guy to justify safety goggles and a serious bunker and the like. Could be Trinity in miniature. Sweet!
    Jono - Where Silverwood is now located in/near Athol, there used to be an airfield there, the Henley Aerodrome. Every year, they would host a keg catapult competition for the local civil engineering colleges, NIC, SCC, WSU, U of I, others... We entered the contest and did lousy, like 50 yards or something. Not that same year but we heard about one school, maybe UI that shot a keg a quarter mile with their catapult the year before. Kind of funny....dangerous, but funny. Needless to say, we didn't win a blue ribbon.

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    Anyone have any experience selling a car to Carvana? I’m helping my niece who lives in another state sell a car she inherited from her recently deceased Mom. Cars not registered or insured so any traditional private party sale will be a bitch. It’s a decent low mileage car not sexy but not a shot box. I figured the Carvana model might be just the ticket.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    Anyone have any experience selling a car to Carvana? I’m helping my niece who lives in another state sell a car she inherited from her recently deceased Mom. Cars not registered or insured so any traditional private party sale will be a bitch. It’s a decent low mileage car not sexy but not a shot box. I figured the Carvana model might be just the ticket.
    i just took a car to Carmax, got a quote, took that quote to a local dealership offering $500 premium on top of Carmax and 24 hrs later had my check. won't work in all markets but worth checking in to.

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    Good to know but this car hasn’t got plates on it so selling it to an outfit that’s willing to pick it up is very appealing.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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