Random Unthreadworthy Questions

**Meathelmet** · 11-16-2021, 04:20 AM

Originally Posted by riser3

Underwear goes in the inside.

Say what?

**Ørion** · 11-16-2021, 09:41 PM

Why isn't Gear Swap called "Yardsale"?

**EWG** · 11-16-2021, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Ørion

Why isn't Gear Swap called "Yardsale"?

Dammit. Now I can’t unsee that.

**ötzi** · 11-16-2021, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Ørion

Why isn't Gear Swap called "Yardsale"?

Well it only took 20 years for someone to think of that.

**::: :::** · 11-16-2021, 10:26 PM

Surely some other forum already has that…

**ötzi** · 11-16-2021, 10:34 PM

Etsy? Pinterest?

edit: okay those aren't forums

**riser4** · 11-17-2021, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by Ørion

Why isn't Gear Swap called "Yardsale"?

I love a good yard sale. The further you have to hike to collect your shit the better. One of our friends becomes a moving yard sale if she has too many beers at lunch. One memorable day we spent an entire run just picking up stuff that fell off. Two of us each had an arm load when we reached the bottom.

**Benny Profane** · 11-17-2021, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Meathelmet

Say what?

I just saw something on the internet that he came out as bisexual. Hell in a handbasket, hell in a handbasket, I say.

**ötzi** · 11-17-2021, 09:19 AM

Oh, Superman the comic book character. I thought you meant Christopher Reeve.

**Benny Profane** · 11-17-2021, 09:26 AM

Probably, but, he's dead.

**Timberridge** · 11-17-2021, 10:13 AM

Why aren't there any chick ski techs?

Other than Buttahflake.

**buttahflake** · 11-17-2021, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

Why aren't there any chick ski techs?

Other than Buttahflake.

Oh dude, you’re trying way too hard again. Time for some laps. Seriously your ‘A’ game is like my worst day. You>Denny Doyle, me>Dwight Evans

**Timberridge** · 11-17-2021, 10:58 AM

The dig was just an afterthought.
I've never seen a female ski tech. Just burnt out dudes.

**buttahflake** · 11-17-2021, 11:02 AM

Nice backpedal, you aren’t a witty fellow, you remind me of Gary from Canaduh. Wonder Bread.

**Timberridge** · 11-17-2021, 11:09 AM

Gary's got you on ignore so no sense dragging him into this.

**Meadow Skipper** · 11-17-2021, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by ::: :::

Surely some other forum already has that…

My local bc forum has been rocking' it since 2006.
https://www.nnmae.org/phpbb3/viewforum.php?f=8

You're welcome.

**buttahflake** · 11-17-2021, 11:12 AM

Okay Twinkies and Ginger Ale, whatever you say.

**Benny Profane** · 11-17-2021, 03:15 PM

The above topic of Superman being bi had me thinking further. OK, if you can get your head wrapped around that (heh), which is wrong, so wrong, but, kids these days, I guess, but, ok, then he is definitely a pitcher. No way he catches. That's so way wrong the world should end. So, if he pitches, you know that's has to be hard to take. I mean, it's Superman. Gotta be like 16 inches of thick steel, right? Man of Steel, duh. I mean, what women could even handle that, besides, like, Madonna, but I can't see that relationship working at all. So, Superman must be a lonely guy, right? Who could handle that?

**Fofo** · 11-17-2021, 03:33 PM

It's actually Jon Kent, son of Clark Kent and Louis Lane who came out as bisexual.

And kinda relevant to your rant, Benny, this Robot Chicken skit (audio NSFW, but I mean, if you're watching Robot Chicken at work you may not mind):

https://youtu.be/m_aMss1p8EQ

**BCMtnHound** · 11-17-2021, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

The above topic of Superman being bi had me thinking further. OK, if you can get your head wrapped around that (heh), which is wrong, so wrong, but, kids these days, I guess, but, ok, then he is definitely a pitcher. No way he catches. That's so way wrong the world should end. So, if he pitches, you know that's has to be hard to take. I mean, it's Superman. Gotta be like 16 inches of thick steel, right? Man of Steel, duh. I mean, what women could even handle that, besides, like, Madonna, but I can't see that relationship working at all. So, Superman must be a lonely guy, right? Who could handle that?

Reminds me of the old superman, Wonder Woman, and invisible man joke from way back when.

**Benny Profane** · 11-17-2021, 04:35 PM

Go on.

**El Chupacabra** · 11-17-2021, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

The above topic of Superman being bi had me thinking further. OK, if you can get your head wrapped around that (heh), which is wrong, so wrong, but, kids these days, I guess, but, ok, then he is definitely a pitcher. No way he catches. That's so way wrong the world should end. So, if he pitches, you know that's has to be hard to take. I mean, it's Superman. Gotta be like 16 inches of thick steel, right? Man of Steel, duh. I mean, what women could even handle that, besides, like, Madonna, but I can't see that relationship working at all. So, Superman must be a lonely guy, right? Who could handle that?

Benny's Superman fantasy post preservation quote.

**Benny Profane** · 11-17-2021, 05:03 PM

Dude, it's a fucking comic book character.

**riser4** · 11-17-2021, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Dude, it's a fucking comic book character.

NTTAWWT

**liv2ski** · 11-17-2021, 05:31 PM

Guys, my Delta Sky Miles are useless for flying business class to Yurp. Only solution I can think of is fly from San Diego to the East Coast (in April) in premium economy and spend the night at an airport hotel and then the next day fly out in premium economy to Yurp. My wife can last maybe 6 hours in a cheap seat, so breaking up the flight may make sense.

What airport back east is best to stay at (hotel at the airport, not a mile away) and not a total cluster fuck like the one time we flew into JFK? Thanks for your suggestions.