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11-17-2021, 05:35 PM #1876
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11-17-2021, 05:50 PM #1877
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11-17-2021, 06:20 PM #1878
Superman is flying around Metropolis, waiting for a crime to happen, when he gets a raging hard-on. Well, a kryptonian throbbing member is not something one can just ignore, and besides, if 'ol sup was to engage in some crime fighting action, having a massive tent in his spandex takes away a lot of the dignity in post-op public smoozing. So he thinks, lovely Wonder Woman is just the kind of gal that might satisfy such a pressing need. So off to find the amazon he flies.
Upon arriving at Wonder Woman's penthouse roof, tlo and behold there she is, naked and spread out very provocatively out on her lounge. Such luck, he thinks, but not wanting to waste time with foreplay, Superman thinks he can make like a speeding bullet, and get on his way as he hears sirens in the distance. Down he flies and, and faster than the eye can see, relieves his load and off he goes.
Back at Wonder Woman's rooftop, the invisible man leaps up off of Wonder Woman, holding his ass and exclaims, 'What the Fuck was That!?!!
Times have changed somewhat, teenage jokes from the early 80's might not be so well received in the current climate, so as per my Canadian duty, sorry to those offended.
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11-17-2021, 06:28 PM #1879
That's the answer, though. Wonder Woman.
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11-17-2021, 06:30 PM #1880
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11-17-2021, 06:52 PM #1881
Not LaGuardia.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-17-2021, 07:15 PM #1882
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11-17-2021, 07:25 PM #1884
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11-17-2021, 11:26 PM #1886
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11-18-2021, 12:05 AM #1887"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-18-2021, 05:52 AM #1888
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11-18-2021, 10:03 PM #1889
The time stamp for posts on the forums has been off for me since time change. Is this petty annoyance appearing for anyone else?
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11-18-2021, 10:18 PM #1890man of ice
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Apparently it only only affects the Canadian time zone, we're good down here.
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11-18-2021, 11:23 PM #1891"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-20-2021, 04:56 AM #1892
What the hell am I doing drinking in LA at twenty-six?
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11-20-2021, 06:08 AM #1893
Heh. I would never have known. I have been avoiding it like the plague after my last bad experience. I've gone to great lengths including spending more money. It's hard to miss if you fly from Burlington because of the old Continental routes. Which meant missing flights because of having to use that stupid terminal (C?) for the BTV flight and then a bus to the real terminals to get anywhere in the rest of the system.
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11-20-2021, 09:50 PM #1894
how's splat doing? dude is mia!
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11-21-2021, 11:47 AM #1895man of ice
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Just happened to see this today: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/...sultPosition=6
Fried saltines. Gonna have to try that.
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11-21-2021, 12:35 PM #1896
^^ paywalled. can you elaborate? Very interested in the concept
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11-21-2021, 01:02 PM #1897sick, spiteful, bad liver
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Fried Saltines With Cheddar and Onion
By Gabrielle Hamilton
YIELD37 crackers
TIME30 minutes
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McSorley’s Old Ale House in New York City is a perpetually crowded bar with sawdust-covered floors that has been in continuous operation since the 1800s. Besides its ale — dark and light — the bar sells a modest, quirky, perfectly unpretentious cheese plate: Cheddar, raw white onions and saltine crackers with a side of spicy brown mustard. Here, with the minor update of frying the crackers, is a major improvement to an old offering. The plain dry crackers become nutty and extra crisp and salty, warm and rich. It’s like the difference between raw cookie dough and a baked dark-edged batch fresh from the oven. With a sharp tang from Cheddar, the bite of raw onion and that final hit of vinegary mustard heat, this stacked fried saltine makes a lively bite with drinks in any era.
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Crackers And Chips, Cheddar, Onion, Saltine Cracker, Appetizer Mark as Cooked 116 ratings
INGREDIENTS
1 pound Cheddar
1 small white onion
4 cups/32 ounces canola oil
1 sleeve saltine crackers
Yellow or brown mustard, for serving
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PREPARATION
Slice the Cheddar in neat tablets slightly smaller than the saltines. Slice the onion into thin crescent moons (not half-moons), cutting from root to shoot ends so the ribs fall apart more easily, are shorter and, therefore, more manageable to chew and swallow.
Heat the oil in a deep-sided sauté pan over medium-high to 350 degrees. Stick a wooden chopstick in the oil to see if it sizzles. If it does, it’s ready. Fry the saltines in 3 quick batches, adjusting the heat as needed, using a spider or a slotted spoon to swirl them around a little and to make sure they cook evenly to golden brown, 2 to 3 minutes per batch. Drain on a wire rack until cool. They keep for a week in an airtight container.
Set the crackers, cheese and onion on a platter to serve with mustard in a ramekin.
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11-21-2021, 02:01 PM #1898
McSorleys mustard rocked. And those five foot tall urinals were classic.
Last edited by Benny Profane; 11-21-2021 at 02:35 PM.
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11-21-2021, 06:58 PM #1899
many underage drunk nights at McSorleys.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-21-2021, 07:30 PM #1900
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