Random Unthreadworthy Questions

[m2711c]

[XXX-er]

Are you guys plumbing hot water into your bidets? I thought about getting one, but don't think I could deal with the cold shocker. Plumbing it out and adding an electrical outlet behind the shitter seems like it wouldn't be cheap.

I instaled an add-on Bidet with no heat 1 year ago, it sandwiches between bowl & seat the water supply just T's into the regular Toilet water supply

its 5-10 seconds of cold water, just man the fuck up and it will tickle yer fancy

cost me 67$ from Amazon, I'm on the 3rd roll in 1 year so I probably saved 67$ in TP

[XXX-er]

Chop sticks fo white people

[dan_pdx]

We installed a bidet a little over a year ago, which turned out to be good timing for the Great TP Panic of 2020. It's electric heat on demand (i.e., no warm water tank), so we did need an outlet installed, but we were getting some other electrical work done at the same time, so it wasn't a big deal.

Having said that, our fancy bidet was like $600, plus whatever the electrical cost, and I really doubt it's 10x better than the $67 one from Amazon. Because it's heat on demand, the first few seconds of spray are cold anyway. I would totally get a cheapie and see how you feel. Maybe you'll find the cold spritz invigorating and can put that money towards something important like new skis.

[XXX-er]

good point dan ^^ a bidet is not something you can turn on and run til the water is up to temp like a shower

if you turn it on without sitting/shitting the water jet hits the far wall opposite the throne so you only do that once

i think any way you shake it you will get some cold water

I spent that 600$ I saved on a new Tattoo and a videya game

[HD333]

I instaled an add-on Bidet with no heat 1 year ago, it sandwiches between bowl & seat the water supply just T's into the regular Toilet water supply

its 5-10 seconds of cold water, just man the fuck up and it will tickle yer fancy

cost me 67$ from Amazon, I'm on the 3rd roll in 1 year so I probably saved 67$ in TP

This.
Absolute game changer.


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[Beaver]

They say eventually all conversations turn to shit. This thread has arrived.

[Beaver]

I'm wondering, single or dual nozzle. The wifey could give her little piczka a squirt so it's nice and fresh when she sits on my face.

[ötzi]

Dual's not a thing.

Is it?

[Beaver]

Ya, they've got a feminine squirt option.

[ötzi]

huh. clearly I am not a bidet expert.

[MakersTeleMark]

It'll poke your eye out.

[ötzi]

Is there any such thing as glow-in-the=dark dog collars? Not battery, photoluminescent (I had to look that word up) i.e. recharged by sunlight? There's tons of lighted ones with leds and batteries or rechargeable but fuck all that.

Our young dog is jet black and impossible to see at night, I've tripped over him a couple times on my way to take a leak at night. Not fun for anyone in the room.

Trying to think outside the box here. Other cheap and easy solutions welcomed.

[Beaver]

It's only sposed to squirt your brown eye, not poke it out.

[Beaver]

Is there any such thing as glow-in-the=dark dog collars? Not battery, photoluminescent (I had to look that word up) i.e. recharged by sunlight? There's tons of lighted ones with leds and batteries or rechargeable but fuck all that.

Our young dog is jet black and impossible to see at night, I've tripped over him a couple times on my way to take a leak at night. Not fun for anyone in the room.

Trying to think outside the box here. Other cheap and easy solutions welcomed.

https://www.uvpaqlite.com/glow-dog-collar

Next.

[ötzi]

Sweet. Thanks.

edit: looks pretty decent. and made in the USA, I'm all for it. I just bought one

[tgapp]

I'm wondering, single or dual nozzle. The wifey could give her little piczka a squirt so it's nice and fresh when she sits on my face.

Single nozzle. Unless your wife likes shoving a super soaker up her sensitive bits.

Source: we live in a two bathroom, two bidet house - we've been living our best Frenchy lives for probably 6 years now. If we had 5 bathrooms, well, we'd have 5 bidets. Best $40 I've ever spent. No hot water, nothing fancy, just the basic jobber off of Amazon. We fucking love them.

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[Danno]

8 month old black lab, I just bought one of those too, thanks. Fucker can hide in plain sight.

[dan_pdx]

Single nozzle. Unless your wife likes shoving a super soaker up her sensitive bits.

I concur, ours has the second nozzle for lady bits, but my wife doesn't like it / doesn't use it.

[riser4]

This thread delivers.

[bagtagley]

This was the budget suggestion on Wirecutter. Haven’t installed it yet, but it’s very thin and minimal. Cheap experiment at $35.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7...ing=UTF8&psc=1

[Cruiser]

Could not find this thread last night cuz the search function sucks even worse after some bourbon. Was gonna ask for recs on a pair of insulated overalls. Seems like everyone wears carhartt, and that's fine, but I wanted to know if there's any other good ones I should check out. Since you guys weren't around to help I ordered a set last night from berne. They're deluxe which should make them pretty good, kinda like a deluxe cheeseburger. Guess we'll see...

Anyway, what's a good pair of insulated overalls for a gentleman dentist to wear in the out of doors while doing manly activities like hauling firewood from the front porch to the wood stove, tinkering on snowmobiles, and using my 36" bar chainsaw with the repurposed gokart engine to fell saplings sprouting up near the driveway?

[El Chupacabra]

Is there any such thing as glow-in-the=dark dog collars? Not battery, photoluminescent (I had to look that word up) i.e. recharged by sunlight? There's tons of lighted ones with leds and batteries or rechargeable but fuck all that.

Our young dog is jet black and impossible to see at night, I've tripped over him a couple times on my way to take a leak at night. Not fun for anyone in the room.

Trying to think outside the box here. Other cheap and easy solutions welcomed.

We have a mostly black dog too. I got a collar with a reflective stripe, so I can find him with a flashlight.

[jm2e]

Honestly sounds more like a coveralls job


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[Cruiser]

So I actually bought the deluxe coveralls also. I think they'll be more like a deluxe milkshake than a deluxe cheeseburger but time will tell.