Random Unthreadworthy Questions

**Mustonen** · 08-02-2022, 10:46 AM

I’ve found it useful, from time to time, to print certain financial or other reports on legal size paper rather than completely blow up established formatting. These days that really just means what size PDF I put it on, though. Of course it’s all sheer laziness.

The mortgage world still hangs on to legal size docs. FNMA’s 1004, for example. Handful of others. Keeps things complicated and expensive, so that’s nice.

**riser4** · 08-02-2022, 11:11 AM

I had to produce a diagram of my property and structures to scale last year and by the time I taped enough graph paper together to fit it at a human readable size and not microscopic, the durn thing was exactly the size of a legal pad. I'm guessing that when they broke the former estate into lots, the used legal paper overlaying the map. Uncanny.

**El Chupacabra** · 08-02-2022, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by ::: :::

For the lawyers: is anyone printing on legal size paper? Is there a specific reason for this size?

For modern use, I've only ever seen it on real property paperwork. For some reason the Realtors seem to like it.

**neufox47** · 08-02-2022, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by ::: :::

For the lawyers: is anyone printing on legal size paper? Is there a specific reason for this size?

I use it a fair amount to show financial analysis. I’m an accountant. The reason for the specific size is that you can put it with regular paper and it will just be longer / wider.

**ghosthop** · 08-02-2022, 01:35 PM

What is the proper response when Mormons see me with my baby and say 'God bless you'?

Thank you? And also you? ???

**Timberridge** · 08-02-2022, 01:56 PM

I'd go with "aleichem shalom" or "allahu akbar"

**XXX-er** · 08-02-2022, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by neufox47

I use it a fair amount to show financial analysis. I’m an accountant. The reason for the specific size is that you can put it with regular paper and it will just be longer / wider.

I know a 76 yr old accountant who can't do spread sheets on a computer ( he also stuttered ) so the book keeper i was dating had to print it all out and tape the pages together

I used to fix IBM decimal tab typewriters with w 30" carriage back in the day, you would be looking along the carriage to scope out a pawl clearance hit the tab button and nailed in the head with the carriage, those were not my favorite pieces of HW

**Buzzworthy** · 08-02-2022, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by ghosthop

What is the proper response when Mormons see me with my baby and say 'God bless you'?

Thank you? And also you? ???

God’s not real.
That’ll get em going.

**riser4** · 08-02-2022, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by XXX-er

I know a 76 yr old accountant who can't do spread sheets on a computer ( he also stuttered ) so the book keeper i was dating had to print it all out and tape the pages together

I used to fix IBM decimal tab typewriters with w 30" carriage back in the day, you would be looking along the carriage to scope out a pawl clearance hit the tab button and nailed in the head with the carriage, those were not my favorite pieces of HW

In the face!

**skaredshtles** · 08-02-2022, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

God’s not real.
That’ll get em going.

FTMFW

**jm2e** · 08-02-2022, 04:29 PM

“I can put one in you next, if you want.”

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**riser4** · 08-02-2022, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by ghosthop

What is the proper response when Mormons see me with my baby and say 'God bless you'?

Thank you? And also you? ???

Start muttering under your breath about how you wish god would pay his fucking child support and why did your wife have to step out with that fucking deadbeat.

**AK47bp** · 08-02-2022, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by ghosthop

What is the proper response when Mormons see me with my baby and say 'God bless you'?

Thank you? And also you? ???

“Well, I wanted an abortion, but happy wife-happy life I guess….haha, am I right?”

“Have a blessed day”

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**old goat** · 08-02-2022, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by ghosthop

What is the proper response when Mormons see me with my baby and say 'God bless you'?

Thank you? And also you? ???

"She already has, but thank you."
Or, you can never go wrong with, "Well bless your heart."

**babybear** · 08-02-2022, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by ghosthop

What is the proper response when Mormons see me with my baby and say 'God bless you'?

maybe go in reverse and sneeze

**riser4** · 08-02-2022, 08:58 PM

Lurch towards them foaming at the mouth muttering brains.

**Supermoon** · 08-02-2022, 09:16 PM

“As-salamu alaykum”

**Meadow Skipper** · 08-03-2022, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by ghosthop

What is the proper response when Mormons see me with my baby and say 'God bless you'?

Thank you? And also you? ???

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**Bobby Stainless** · 08-03-2022, 04:45 AM

I got fucking nailed with poison ivy helping a neighbor cut up a downed tree limb.

Whats the best shit to use or do I just go get a shot of something?

**Timberridge** · 08-03-2022, 05:49 AM

Slather yourself in benadryl. If that doesn't work well enough a dr can get you some prescription hydrocortisone. And don't be diddling the lady of the manor 'cause that shit spreads.

**Core Shot** · 08-03-2022, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless

I got fucking nailed with poison ivy helping a neighbor cut up a downed tree limb.

Whats the best shit to use or do I just go get a shot of something?

Technu soap is awesome.
Also, wash in cold water. Hot water opens the pores and makes it worse.

**Bobby Stainless** · 08-03-2022, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

Hot water opens the pores and makes it worse.

Uh oh...

**riser4** · 08-03-2022, 07:12 AM

Thing#1 swears by some indigenous salve he made that contains jewel weed and some other plants. He comes in contact with it routinely through work. My dad used some soap but I don't know which one and I can't ask him. I've never had poison ivy. So either I'm extremely lucky or not very sensitive to it, which is possible. Apparently both my mom and her dad weren't either. My dad of course was very sensitive to it. You can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting some here in the Champlain Valley.