Extraterrestrial poontang

[3s]

A former Israeli space security chief has sent eyebrows shooting heavenward by saying that earthlings have been in contact with extraterrestrials from a "galactic federation."

"The Unidentified Flying Objects have asked not to publish that they are here, humanity is not ready yet," Haim Eshed, former head of Israel's Defense Ministry's space directorate, told Israel's Yediot Aharonot newspaper. The interview in Hebrew ran on Friday, and gained traction after parts were published in English by the Jerusalem Post on Tuesday.



A respected professor and retired general, Eshed said the aliens were equally curious about humanity and were seeking to understand "the fabric of the universe."

Eshed said cooperation agreements had been signed between species, including an "underground base in the depths of Mars" where there are American astronauts and alien representatives.

Where there are extraterrestrials there must be some cosmic poontang

Who's in???

[mtnjam]

I think that guy has smoked way too much hash. AI controlled satellite machine guns that took down the nuclear scientist? Where are these people coming up with this? Too much time on the QAnon sites?

This shit is just getting too weird. I need to go find a cabin off the grid somewhere...

[stealurface831]

yo what the fuck did I just read?

[Peruvian]

Green hair



or green skin?

[Danno]

why not both?

[riser4]

In.

[3s]

They know what our vagina look like
We have no idea about they
Im pissed
And horny

[The AD]

I always like this theory that we're in contact with aliens already, but can't tell the general population because we're "not ready for it." I wonder when they'd decide the right time to let everyone in on it would be?

[3s]

...i think this is also related to the large radio telescope in PR being "destroyed "

[schindlerpiste]

I know a guy who truly believes that ETs have occupied this planet, and he points to things like The pyramids, Machu Picchu, Mayan temples and other similar abnormalities to support his theory. One time, he spent an hour explaining to me that white people were created from different aliens then Asians who were created by different aliens than Black people.
The funniest and worst part is that he actually believes his bullshit

[Choss Jonger, Sr.]

“I smell alien poontang. And the only good kind of alien poontang is dead alien poontang.....I always say.”

[mock1]

Klaatu barada nikto

[The AD]

One time, he spent an hour explaining to me that white people were created from different aliens then Asians who were created by different aliens than Black people.
The funniest and worst part is that he actually believes his bullshit

That's some next level racism right there.

[AK47bp]

I’m in. I’ll take anything




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[stuckathuntermtn]

Do some old people just fucking lose it, but not in a way we've diagnosed yet?

Oh, and count me in.

[altacoup]

Well if Trump is capable of doing one good thing maybe he’ll spill the beans

[MakersTeleMark]

I was watching the Colbert interview with Obama and Stephen point blank, as a joke being the president, asks him if he asked about aliens. And Barak, with a perfectly straight face, answers that he can't talk about it. That got me.

[ill-advised strategy]

[Buster Highmen]

Isn't all of it extraterrestrial?

[3s]

I also think it would be "interesting " if their " women " had a sort of " penis " up around thier " head"

[MontuckyFried]

I also think it would be "interesting " if their " women " had a sort of " penis " up around thier " head"

Reminds me of the Joozians from South Park:



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[joetron]

This screen view has made me LOL multiple times this weekend.
Thank you IAS.

Ps: I believe


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[splat]

[MakersTeleMark]

RIP SuPu.