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  1. #19676
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod Team View Post
    We're damned if we do and damned if we don't. Many people would be very upset if this thread was moved; people would be pissed that a few people who can't help themselves could lead to a very important and useful thread being moved to the cesspool. So unless that viewpoint changes, it's not moving.

    So what we ask of people -- it's not all that fucking hard -- is to avoid posting blatantly political shit (riser, that's a pretty obvious example; if you want to post shit like that, go to poliass). But we also ask people to understand that sometimes politics bleeds in because it just does.
    I removed it.

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    I love that you’re our resident dad joke guy, keep that good work up Riser!

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    I hate that the American response to a plague is politicized from its outset.

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    Take the word "American" out and you nailed it.
    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    thanks they needed to go in thru the ribs and add a few units of blood keep him overnight and do some blood/lab work today
    But the doc thinks he got a good plug/seal and this one will last longer than the 4 months the last repair lasted
    hopefully we can git em home today
    the kids at work tell me maybe i aint gots the covid cause the american spirit and diggty dab lungs are coated and theres a study sayin smot pokers
    are safer
    well yeah
    Hoping for some good days ahead Dibs.
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    One man can only push so many boulders up hills at one time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    I love that you’re our resident dad joke guy, keep that good work up Riser!

    Fuck off you malignant, brown-nosing dipshit. I have less respect for you than I do for a piece of dog shit: if I saw a pile of dogshit lying on the sidewalk, I wouldn't grind my heel into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Fuck off you malignant, brown-nosing dipshit. I have less respect for you than I do for a piece of dog shit: if I saw a pile of dogshit lying on the sidewalk, I wouldn't grind my heel into it.
    Who sprinkled your late night cereal with meth tonight?
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Fuck off you malignant, brown-nosing dipshit. I have less respect for you than I do for a piece of dog shit: if I saw a pile of dogshit lying on the sidewalk, I wouldn't grind my heel into it.
    You are one miserable person. It’s fucking comical at this point.
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Who sprinkled your late night cereal with meth tonight?
    Please don't disparage meth like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Fuck off you malignant, brown-nosing dipshit. I have less respect for you than I do for a piece of dog shit: if I saw a pile of dogshit lying on the sidewalk, I wouldn't grind my heel into it.
    I wonder, are you self aware about how disturbingly weird your behavior is? Like, is it part of some intentional performance, do you know it's asocial but just don't care (or can't control it), or?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Or Tourette’s.
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime
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    My neighbor’s 5 yo exhibits this same attention seeking behavior.
    Maybe I’ll read the latest tonight to my psychologist of a wife and see what she can see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Who sprinkled your late night cereal with meth tonight?
    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Please don't disparage meth like this.
    Bath salts?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    I’m thinking TBI

    Or performance art…

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    Tide pod challenge?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Things get weird on Friday nights for some people and their chemical dependencies

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    Mebbe scarred forever by inappropriate mag recs for an Earthshine mascot.

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    Krokodil?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Shinjuku motherfucker

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    I had forgotten that Glade was, in a way, the origin of the angry whelk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Krokodil?
    Probably jenkem

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    found the study
    https://economictimes.indiatimes.com...w/88896904.cms
    while i guess it wont help much with the rona
    pokin mur smot sure shouldnt
    Make the angry incel gladecunter
    any mur angry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    My neighbor’s 5 yo exhibits this same attention seeking behavior.
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    So does that 5 year old's neighbor cough cough.. It's clear your wife has given up on you.. Now STFU.. We can moderate on our own..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Bath salts?
    There ya go.

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