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    I never post here, but - best news headline ever?

    "John Lydon bitten by fleas on groin after tending to squirrels in home"

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...squirrels-home

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    Was this dude stuffing rodents down his pants?
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    Was this dude stuffing rodents down his pants?
    I thought that was Richard Gere
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Ever since Sid left us, it's been hard to keep one's self entertained.

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    Johnny Crotch Rotten?
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    Ferret-legging has a rich history. While primarily pets today, ferrets have been domesticated for at least 2,500 years and were once used as hunting animals. Hunters would send muzzled ferrets into the burrows of rabbits and moles to scare them out. During the Middle Ages, ferreting became illegal unless you were very wealthy, and that is how the sport was born.

    Poor hunters and poachers were forced to smuggle their ferrets past game wardens. They did this by putting them down their pants. It’s unclear when shoving ferrets down your trousers became a sport instead of a necessity, and we don’t know the exact location it became a contest, either. Some claim Scotland, others England. We do know it began in the United Kingdom and became very popular among Yorkshire miners in the 1970s. It’s there that ferret-legging hall-of-famer Reg Mellor took up the sport. When Mellor began, the record for ferret legging was a measly 60 seconds. Mr. Mellor was able to reach 5 hours and 26 minutes. And while his record has since been broken, ferret-legging aficionados know the sport wouldn’t be the same without his contributions.
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    You fell for it.

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    I was actually watching an interview with him yesterday talking about the whole sordid Jimmy Savile pedophilia thing, which he called out on the BBC in 1978, 30 years before it became public knowledge. The segment where he did it never aired and it got him banned from the BBC for years after he did it (the BBC never admitted that ws why he was banned, but it happened right after that segment was taped). Anyways, weird coincidence. Such a cool smart cat.

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    What is this thread about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3PinGrin View Post
    "John Lydon bitten by fleas on groin after tending to squirrels in home"

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...squirrels-home
    Sure, like that’s the first time.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    Oy!
    For anyone who wants to learn more about ferret legging, a must read: https://www.outsideonline.com/190203...ferret-leggers
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    I was actually watching an interview with him yesterday talking about the whole sordid Jimmy Savile pedophilia thing, which he called out on the BBC in 1978, 30 years before it became public knowledge. The segment where he did it never aired and it got him banned from the BBC for years after he did it (the BBC never admitted that ws why he was banned, but it happened right after that segment was taped). Anyways, weird coincidence. Such a cool smart cat.
    I think it was this "interview" that did them in, plus, well, insulting the Queen in no uncertain way in a hit recording.


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    Google "Florida man" plus your birthday.

    It works. florida-man-breaks-into-restaurant-strips-naked-eats-noodles-plays-bongos

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    Sounds like it's time he took a holiday in the sun.

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    Not a holiday in Cambodia?

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    Dude, it's Johnny Rotten not Jello Biafra. Keep yer punks straight!

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    Benny this is the interview I mentioned, he seems pretty convinced that the Jimmy Savile thing is the reason he got banned. Jimmy Savile was huge in the UK and the BBC back then and for many years after.

    starts at :20

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    Fucking saville was a known creepy pedo.
    That had a kids programme.
    And did kids charity shit.

    And the queens pedo kids and nephews loved him

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