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08-23-2021, 02:33 PM #276Banned
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Thanks for the laugh. I dig passive aggressive shit.
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08-23-2021, 03:22 PM #277
Yeah that's pretty good. Gonna keep that idea in my back pocket!
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08-23-2021, 05:53 PM #278
Neighbors...
I haven’t read all of this thread, but I used to have a nice enough, but weird neighbor until last September when he moved. Our new neighbors are a nice young couple and the guy works for the forest service. If you don’t know, we’ve had a shit ton of fires here, but one started only a quarter-mile away and went up big and fast, and the wind was blowing our way, and this neighbor guy sent three helicopters on it ASAP and put that thing out.
I just wanna say that I have a cool neighbor, and a definite upgrade from the old guy that mowed his dirt early every Sunday morning.Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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08-23-2021, 06:06 PM #279Registered User
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Someone here posted a story once … maybe it’s in this thread… that he kept putting a little bit of oil under an asshole neighbors car…. Resulting in many confusing trips to the dealership…
Like the birdseed… that too was gold.
And my neighbors are all totally awesome.
We all get along. I parked 12 cars in my neighbors front lawn Saturday for a party at my house. Everyone on this little corner is super cool.
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01-18-2022, 10:34 AM #280
We're experiencing some birdseed terrorism at our new apartment rental that made me think of this thread. The flat roofline of our ground floor unit sticks out past the exterior wall of the upstairs neighbor, and we have skylights in each of the bedrooms back there - including directly over our bed. Pretty much every morning since we moved in we've woken up to the (late 40's?) couple upstairs throwing birdseed onto the flat roof, attracting a flock of pigeons that loudly stomp around on and shit all over the skylights. The landlord apparently had the same issue with them before so they know it's disruptive. I'm trying to get into some kind of a zen mental state before I go over there, but we're expecting our first kid in a month, and if these fucking pigeons wake him up everyday I'm going to lose my goddamn mind.
/rantLast edited by HellgateBasement; 01-18-2022 at 11:27 AM.
Everybody's gotta have parkas. I'm talking custom parkas. Two words: "client development." They see all of you out there cutting the powder in your matching Schweikart & Cokely parkas, you'll make an impression. You will thank me later.
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01-18-2022, 11:48 AM #281
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01-18-2022, 01:08 PM #282Registered User
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01-18-2022, 01:18 PM #283Registered User
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Or you could tell them to just hang a birdfeeder to attract something other than flying rats and not be an inconsiderate fuck
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01-18-2022, 03:21 PM #284Registered User
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the answer is arson.
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01-18-2022, 03:39 PM #285
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01-18-2022, 03:52 PM #289Registered User
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Also try throwing a loaf of bread on top of their roof daily or leave a fisher cat on the roof for a pigeon buffet . Post dimensions and angles here for design consult for proper slingshot
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01-18-2022, 03:57 PM #290
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01-18-2022, 05:54 PM #291
Lots of good ideas in this thread. I especially like the idea of introducing a predator into the equation, but a fisher cat is going to be hard to come by here. Best I can do is probably a red fox.
Otherwise I might take a dump in their bike basket in the middle of the night.Everybody's gotta have parkas. I'm talking custom parkas. Two words: "client development." They see all of you out there cutting the powder in your matching Schweikart & Cokely parkas, you'll make an impression. You will thank me later.
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01-18-2022, 06:06 PM #292
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01-18-2022, 06:20 PM #293
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01-18-2022, 06:58 PM #294
Put a couple of those plastic owls up there on motorized rotating pedestals. Place a mirror behind the owls, opposite the neighbors' direction. Place a strobe light shining towards the owls and the mirror. Bonus points for working in a disco ball into the mix.
Plug everything into a light timer, so the disco strobe owls are well illuminated for your neighbors' enjoyment all night long.
If the neighbors complain, tell them in a somber voice, "the owls are not what they seem."
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01-18-2022, 07:10 PM #295
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01-18-2022, 07:38 PM #296Registered User
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Do you own or have access to a drone ? I think kitchen scrap in your neighbors roof is a pretty solid idea. Just like 6-8 oz a day for 3 week straight should get the idea across or just a friendly knock on the door with a neighborly request. If they drink beer/wine just a sixer or a bottle of wine as a olive branch might help you out if your planning on being there for awhile.
If they say no then is Mf'n game on........
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01-18-2022, 08:27 PM #297
It’s only arson if you’re sloppy
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01-18-2022, 08:47 PM #298Registered User
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01-18-2022, 08:58 PM #299Registered User
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Lasers.
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