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09-06-2022, 02:57 PM #376
I just moved into a new neighborhood -- albeit suburban and not rural -- and I actually find it odd that my next door neighbors on one side actively avoid making eye contact with me. Yes, yes, the jokes practically write themselves.
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09-06-2022, 02:58 PM #377Registered User
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Kinda nice to be able to quickly text the neighbor and ask them to grab your amazon package because its pissing rain out and you wont be back for a couple days. Or have them know your dogs name so when the medium-sized bastard gets out the gate and is being an asshole to strangers but persistently obedient to them at the same time they can put him back in your yard. Or when your old grandpa mormon neighbor still fit-as-fuck from doing manual labor missions ever other year hears your catalytic converter being cut off at 2am and runs outside to scare off the methheads. Or when you overorder woodchips and have a couple yards chilling in your driveway after youve used everything you need, your nieghbor asks to use the rest for his own yard and then makes his kids sweep your driveway.
Off the top of my head those are a few things my neighbors of 1 year have done for me. I have a 1 year old and am thankful that the neighbors on all 3 of my fencelines are super solid, helpful, but not at all overbearing people.
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09-06-2022, 03:02 PM #378
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09-06-2022, 03:10 PM #380Registered User
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09-06-2022, 03:12 PM #381Registered User
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Its the worst. We fly a pride flag on our porch 6months out of the year and the damn mormon neighbors are still as freaking nice as can be letting us borrow tools and telling us when they are making dump runs so we can throw whatever we need to in their truck bed. Truly the worst.
i will say though that we did have a shitty neighbor kitty corner to us. But that only lasted a couple months. He was the fuck-up, pillhead grandson of "Pastor Bob" who had moved in when Bob apparently went to live in a senior care facility. Cops and ambulances at that house a couple times per month... till one night when the kid tried to jack someone during a drug deal and got shot and killed. Now a nice young couple live there who mostly keep to themselves.
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09-06-2022, 03:24 PM #383
Same here, neighbors are terrible... The other day the lady who lives just north of us stopped by to ask if she could pick up a few peaches from our tree which is literally crumbling under fruits. I couldn't believe the audacity. She must have taken my offended silence as permission and the next day she came by with a peach pie to share and another one for us to keep. Also brought wine and now she's friends with Ms Boissal. Did I mention she is a vet and had to audacity to get our dog into an emergency appointment a couple weeks back when all pet ERs were full?
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09-06-2022, 03:25 PM #384Registered User
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Last edited by XXX-er; 09-06-2022 at 03:52 PM.
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09-06-2022, 03:29 PM #385?
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I’m done with this shit
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09-06-2022, 03:38 PM #386
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This seems like the reasonable middle ground of the lowest common denominator, unless you have your own fire department, water utility, and want to live like Randy Weaver.
Where I live in Japan the custom is to bring a gift to each of your neighbors at the very first opportunity, like before you unpack. If you don't you will be fully shunned. Sounds like that suits some folks but not me.
My house in Panama is a different issue. Nothing is expected. If you ignore them, they ignore you. No malice. If you are friendly, they are friendly. I was only there a month a year in the beginning, didn't speak Spanish, and worked on my house every working moment if I wasn't in the water. So I wasn't really someone to take seriously. When I started living there half the year, learned Spanish, and renovated my house the situation changed. I am on great terms with my neighbors and bring gifts each year. Maple Syrup for their pancakes.
Each culture is different, and NH is no different. Japanese will invite you straight into their homes. Panamenos have porches for a reason. You get invited for a beer on their patio but hold your piss until you get back to your house, 'cause you're not getting in.Last edited by boltonoutlaw; 09-06-2022 at 03:43 PM. Reason: Grammer
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09-06-2022, 03:48 PM #387
Neighbors...
You need help
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09-06-2022, 03:49 PM #388
When new neighbors move in here, I make it a point to go introduce myself and give them our number and email addy and welcome them.
Sometimes they become friendly, sometimes not.
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09-06-2022, 03:50 PM #389
Maybe it’s mushroom tea?
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09-06-2022, 03:52 PM #390
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09-06-2022, 03:57 PM #392?
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I think that’s what they have been banking on
Not gonna happen
I take any help I can get
I know there is a law firm paid to represent me in FISA court. I’m not supposed to know anything them but I do. There just paid to pencil wip whatever the “they”. Are saying
I really do need some advice on how to make these fuckers go away
I know what I’m asking. Fuck
Just this past weekend is over the top
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09-06-2022, 03:59 PM #393
Neighbors...
What’s with the fucking woodchips? Y’all ever heard of bark mulch?
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09-06-2022, 04:00 PM #394
Fucking cunt.
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09-06-2022, 04:04 PM #398?
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09-06-2022, 04:07 PM #399
Yes.
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