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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    Walking out to mow earlier and the dysfunctional neighbor’s son living in his mom’s house behind me walks out at the same time. His adult girlfriend who lives in his shed (yeah, 50 something, been there 2 years now) flys out of said shed, thrown something at his head, nails him hard, and he then swings with all he’s got and knocks her cold out. He’s a big guy too.

    I couldn’t believe my eyes. Never seen anything like that before.

    His 80 year old mom comes out screaming at him. Girlfriend comes to and even more screaming ensues.

    Cops showed up. Both are cuffed and stuffed.
    Mom called the cops on em. What the actual fuck.

    Keep in mind these are $700k+ houses around here. And she’s living in the shed.
    People are weird.
    Very similar to me except the owner was the grandmother that died about 8 months ago and the trailer trash are still living at the house.
    The home is/was reversed mortgaged with a balance around the value of the house so nobody in the neighborhood knows what's going on. They didn't have garbage service for about 6 months and filled the back yard with shit. My wife finally called the city and it was cleared up after about 60 days post complaint, never mind the rotating mattresses in the driveway for the last 6-7 years. The worst part of the situation is a third grader lives in the house with non stop screaming and fighting. The house on the other side of me just sold for $1.1 mil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    Very similar to me except the owner was the grandmother that died about 8 months ago and the trailer trash are still living at the house.
    The home is/was reversed mortgaged with a balance around the value of the house so nobody in the neighborhood knows what's going on. They didn't have garbage service for about 6 months and filled the back yard with shit. My wife finally called the city and it was cleared up after about 60 days post complaint, never mind the rotating mattresses in the driveway for the last 6-7 years. The worst part of the situation is a third grader lives in the house with non stop screaming and fighting. The house on the other side of me just sold for $1.1 mil.
    Probably pretending she's still alive and cashing the checks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    Very similar to me except the owner was the grandmother that died about 8 months ago and the trailer trash are still living at the house.
    The home is/was reversed mortgaged with a balance around the value of the house so nobody in the neighborhood knows what's going on. They didn't have garbage service for about 6 months and filled the back yard with shit. My wife finally called the city and it was cleared up after about 60 days post complaint, never mind the rotating mattresses in the driveway for the last 6-7 years. The worst part of the situation is a third grader lives in the house with non stop screaming and fighting. The house on the other side of me just sold for $1.1 mil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Maybe the kid's GF will give you blowies if you let her upgrade to your garage.
    He’s not much of a kid though, probably 60.
    2 other adult kids now live there too it looks, or they are just there a lot. Times aren’t easy right now so I’m not judging.

    Just don’t condone the violence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    sheds are hot right now. everybody be jealous of the bubbles.
    The house west of us has been empty for about a year now after the renters left. They were cool people, never had any issues with them, they'd occasionally toss a chicken back over the fence if it flew in their yard and we'd trade beers once in a while.
    I thought for sure the owner had died and the reason the house was empty was some sordid family conflict preventing a sale. The SLC housing market has been raging for some time, nobody in their right mind would leave a potential rental sit empty for a year.

    Turns out I was wrong. The owner is alive and well, he just lives in the decrepit shed instead of the house. I finally spotted his ass after smelling cigarette smoke last night and walking around the fence to go yell at what I thought would be teenagers sneaking into the yard. Nope, just the owner, living it up in the 200 sq ft uninsulated garden shed next to the 3000 sq ft house... Go figure.
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    Is there something in the water around here? Shed dwellers galore lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    sheds are hot right now. everybody be jealous of the bubbles.

    fact
    Bubs gets a lot of pussy. Fact.

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    This thread delivers the weirdness.

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    Ok. Live posting this.

    Our neighbor across the street is an elderly man, and recently went into assisted living.

    An old neighbor is buddies with him and has power of attorney over his house. Guy goes to check on the house today and there are squatters in there who have changed the locks.

    Turns out ol’ Bernie used to go up to the casino and would occasionally bring back a lady of the night. One of them caught word of Bernie’s situation and decided to move in.

    I was in my office working and looked at my phone to see a whole text string from my wife. Apparently my neighbor has been giving her minute by minute updates all afternoon.

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    Our neighbor is a very nervous person, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahman View Post
    This thread delivers the weirdness.
    You can say that again
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    Dude should have just demanded endless hookers and blow for NOT calling the cops..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    Ok. Live posting this.

    Our neighbor across the street is an elderly man, and recently went into assisted living.

    An old neighbor is buddies with him and has power of attorney over his house. Guy goes to check on the house today and there are squatters in there who have changed the locks.

    Turns out ol’ Bernie used to go up to the casino and would occasionally bring back a lady of the night. One of them caught word of Bernie’s situation and decided to move in.

    I was in my office working and looked at my phone to see a whole text string from my wife. Apparently my neighbor has been giving her minute by minute updates all afternoon.

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    Our neighbor is a very nervous person, lol
    Bummer that he is going to have to sell the house.

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    Neighbors...

    Yeah. I don’t know if he will ever be able to come back, and doesn’t have any family, so it was just a matter of time

    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Dude should have just demanded endless hookers and blow for NOT calling the cops..
    Smart

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    I see you're half of a mixed couple too.

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    ^^^GOLD^^^
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Fuck. I can't believe I didn't think of that. It was right there!

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    I am really, really curious as to why her tummy hurts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I am really, really curious as to why her tummy hurts.
    She’s very nervous. I’m sure she has some sort of GI thing.

    An update: the hooker ALSO has a power of attorney that he signed from the assisted living home. So this is going to get messy.

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    Wow. Truly awful.

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    I’m so happy for this thread.
    Please don’t let it devolve into a slap fight between mag dentists/lawyers/bankers/engineers.


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    However many are in a shit ton.

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    Seems like the African Nationals are going to be pretty pissed when they find out about the new PoA…

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    Just to bring some hope, my Trumpie Neighbor either never figured out about taping up the remote sensor, or she did figure it out, and saw that one of us were getting pissed off. No light issues on our block since then.
    Gorilla Tape works in mysterious ways.

    If you are confused, please read the first post of this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jfost View Post
    Seems like the African Nationals are going to be pretty pissed when they find out about the new PoA…
    Ha. Yeah. I can’t decide if that’s an appropriate way to refer to them or not. The house for people immigrating to the US from Africa as a soft landing where they get a room and access to community services and events. I’ve been angling to get an invite to some of their parties cause the food always smells awesome.

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