Ötzi, the Man in the Ice

[riser4]

iceman aint heavy
hes my brother
my wife will never forgive me for passing on van morrison
for selpatura helmet and ministry

Oh well. I would not have gone to Van Morrison either.

Reminds me of when I won a trip for two to see Tool in Hollywood. My then fiancee, now wife, wouldn't go to the show, visited her brother in Pasadena instead. Great show.

[Beaver]

"Who wanted Ötzi dead, and why?"

I think it was probably my wife.

Are you sure it wasn't JR for calling him out on his bullshit.

[ötzi]

Are you sure it wasn't JR for calling him out on his bullshit.

haha, how is JR these days? And do you ever see Doug Le Pyg or Stu around?

[GoldMember]

@otzi, we don't often see full pics of mags

pretty buff
and no powder skirt



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Someone needs to photoshop some jeans onto this picture. And change the spear to a maul.

[Buster Highmen]

"Who wanted Ötzi dead, and why?"

I think it was probably my wife.

Ötzi , the man on thin ice.

[skaredshtles]

The name is usually spelled Helmut. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_Kohl

"Usually"? I'm pretty sure it's ALWAYS spelled Helmut.

[Timberridge]

Someone needs to photoshop some jeans onto this picture. And change the spear to a maul.

He could become the new face of a 2 Betties promo.

Ice, maybe suggest a new einkorn wheat/smoked red deer version?

[muted]

Ötzi , the man on thin ice.

Not quite Disney on Ice, but it sounds like an ice skating show with a bit of danger thrown in.

[Dhelihiker]

he was a hell of a dancer

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Someone needs to photoshop some jeans onto this picture. And change the spear to a maul.

[GoldMember]

^^ Now we're talkin'.

[ötzi]

Those things might sell.

[Benny Profane]

There's a pretty awesome museum in Balzano. That's where he is. That fake one (which is pretty cool) and the real one. You look through a portal type window into a frozen space. He doesn't look good.
The gift shop could add the jeans and axe. Maybe a t shirt, "ötzi is preserved in jeans"

[GoldMember]

"ötzi skied in jeans and look what happened to him"

[riser4]

"ötzi skied in jeans and look what happened to him"

"Cotton kills"

[Harry]

@otzi, we don't often see full pics of mags

pretty buff
and no powder skirt



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Looks exactly like Djongo. LOL.


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[::: :::]

Haha

[skiballs]

How do you like my chaps though?

Do you still have them?


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[billyk]

So the guy who shot him tried to get his valuable arrowhead back (but it broke off inside Otzi). And yet, he wasn’t interested in any of the other stuff Otzi was carrying. That axe must have been worth something. This story isn’t adding up...

I think this requires more investigation.

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Well, there’s plenty of time...

[hawkgt]

fuck yeah.... helmet

[Timberridge]

So the guy who shot him tried to get his valuable arrowhead back (but it broke off inside Otzi). And yet, he wasn’t interested in any of the other stuff Otzi was carrying. That axe must have been worth something. This story isn’t adding up...

I think this requires more investigation.

I have a theory. Maybe it was a hunting accident and he thought otzi was a red deer dressed like that. It's why we wear bright orange these days. And I dunno if they had game wardens back then, but you also have to put your name and address on your arrows. Not something you want to leave in the dead guy when the investigators come.

[ötzi]

Do you still have them?

Yeah, it turned out they were an end of life purchase.

[Core Shot]

How do you like my chaps though?

Assless chaps and a loincloth? On the glacier?

Baller

[Jen]

I have a theory. Maybe it was a hunting accident and he thought otzi was a red deer dressed like that. It's why we wear bright orange these days. And I dunno if they had game wardens back then, but you also have to put your name and address on your arrows. Not something you want to leave in the dead guy when the investigators come.

Yeah, but...this doesn’t explain the self defense wounds on this hands.


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