The Cardinal Sins of TGR - a comprehensive list

[riser4]

There is only one forum! And it shall be called The Padded Room!

[Trashcan]

Lesbo strap 9000

[Woodsy]

There is only one forum! And it shall be called The Padded Room!

Signal/noise

[Woodsy]

Lesbo strap 9000

Never a sin

[Buster Highmen]

Young man laughed the boarder
You're sort of a dope
You'll never find pow
On McElligots Slope

The slope is too groomed
And you might as well know it
When park rats hang out
Here's the place that they throw it.

You might find some tracked
Or a place that's ungroomed
You might find some duff
Or a turn with some room
But if you searched 50 years
With your skins and your stuff
You'd grow a long beard
Long before you'd find fluff

Hmmm answered _Aaron__
That might be a fact
I've climbed in three ranges
My bindings are wracked
But you never can tell what goes on up on high
There might be a place where the snow it does fly.

There might be a place
Up where no one can see
High above old Monroe on SR203
High above in the crags
Where the gapers don't go
High up over all
Where there holds the best snow.

There might be a peak
Past the old broken mine
That holds the best pow
That is sweet and sublime

There might be a bowl
Over past the last ridge
If you go a bit farther
Yes just over a smidge

Where the pow is so deep and so light and so clean
You can ski far away from the small and the mean
You can find the best turns of your busy short life
You can head home to tell your kids and your wife

So you never can tell what goes on up in hills
The snow might be able to cure all your ills.

- acknowledge to Dr. Seuss, "McElligots Pool"

[Woodsy]

Post Twitter links with no context
Keep your retweets there

[Timberridge]

https://twitter.com/ASU_Baseball/sta...37536036835331

[Percy Rideout]

333 skis

[riser4]

Young man laughed the boarder
You're sort of a dope
You'll never find pow
On McElligots Slope

The slope is too groomed
And you might as well know it
When park rats hang out
Here's the place that they throw it.

You might find some tracked
Or a place that's ungroomed
You might find some duff
Or a turn with some room
But if you searched 50 years
With your skins and your stuff
You'd grow a long beard
Long before you'd find fluff

Hmmm answered _Aaron__
That might be a fact
I've climbed in three ranges
My bindings are wracked
But you never can tell what goes on up on high
There might be a place where the snow it does fly.

There might be a place
Up where no one can see
High above old Monroe on SR203
High above in the crags
Where the gapers don't go
High up over all
Where there holds the best snow.

There might be a peak
Past the old broken mine
That holds the best pow
That is sweet and sublime

There might be a bowl
Over past the last ridge
If you go a bit farther
Yes just over a smidge

Where the pow is so deep and so light and so clean
You can ski far away from the small and the mean
You can find the best turns of your busy short life
You can head home to tell your kids and your wife

So you never can tell what goes on up in hills
The snow might be able to cure all your ills.

- acknowledge to Dr. Seuss, "McElligots Pool"

This book got banned.

[Woodsy]

Not knowing colours

[stealurface831]

Not knowing colours

i don't fuck around with my blues.

[Woodsy]

i don't fuck around with my blues.

You and Muddy Waters

[BmillsSkier]

Is teal really a color that you’d die on a hill for?

[Woodsy]

Is teal really a color that you’d die on a hill for?

Careful there Starlord

[stealurface831]

Is teal really a color that you’d die on a hill for?

no, but carolina blue is a different story.

[Harry]

no, but carolina blue is a different story.

You need to leave that behind, it’s in your past and nobody cares.

This is the blue in your future…



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[JayPowHound]

Not knowing colours

I think they're called colorways these days..

[ötzi]

Not knowing colours

I didn't know that you are Canadian.

[Dexter Rutecki]

Didn't know you were German, but there you are with that goddamn umlaut.

[Core Shot]

Didn't know you were German, but there you are with that goddamn umlaut.

Without the umlaut, he’d just be iceman

[ötzi]

If you want the dipthong action you gotta have the the umlaut. Otherwise, it would just be weird.

[Bunion 2020]

Is teal really a color that you’d die on a hill for?

If you hit a tree while skiing in 1987, yes, quite possible.

[Dexter Rutecki]

If you want the dipthong action you gotta have the the umlaut. Otherwise, it would just be weird.

Says the guy who thinks it's not weird to take the name of Maverick's deceased love interest.

[ötzi]

The relative paucity of Top Gun references since its debut is another benefit of the umlaut.

[Marshall Tucker]

^ calling otzi "otzi"