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  1. #101
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    There is only one forum! And it shall be called The Padded Room!

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    Lesbo strap 9000

  3. #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    There is only one forum! And it shall be called The Padded Room!
    Signal/noise

  4. #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trashcan View Post
    Lesbo strap 9000
    Never a sin

  5. #105
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    Young man laughed the boarder
    You're sort of a dope
    You'll never find pow
    On McElligots Slope

    The slope is too groomed
    And you might as well know it
    When park rats hang out
    Here's the place that they throw it.

    You might find some tracked
    Or a place that's ungroomed
    You might find some duff
    Or a turn with some room
    But if you searched 50 years
    With your skins and your stuff
    You'd grow a long beard
    Long before you'd find fluff

    Hmmm answered _Aaron__
    That might be a fact
    I've climbed in three ranges
    My bindings are wracked
    But you never can tell what goes on up on high
    There might be a place where the snow it does fly.

    There might be a place
    Up where no one can see
    High above old Monroe on SR203
    High above in the crags
    Where the gapers don't go
    High up over all
    Where there holds the best snow.

    There might be a peak
    Past the old broken mine
    That holds the best pow
    That is sweet and sublime

    There might be a bowl
    Over past the last ridge
    If you go a bit farther
    Yes just over a smidge

    Where the pow is so deep and so light and so clean
    You can ski far away from the small and the mean
    You can find the best turns of your busy short life
    You can head home to tell your kids and your wife

    So you never can tell what goes on up in hills
    The snow might be able to cure all your ills.

    - acknowledge to Dr. Seuss, "McElligots Pool"
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  6. #106
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    Post Twitter links with no context
    Keep your retweets there

  7. #107
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    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  8. #108
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    Skiing in the rockies is like 70's porn

    Lots of bush

    Some wood

    No faceshots...

    -Mtnlion

  9. #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Young man laughed the boarder
    You're sort of a dope
    You'll never find pow
    On McElligots Slope

    The slope is too groomed
    And you might as well know it
    When park rats hang out
    Here's the place that they throw it.

    You might find some tracked
    Or a place that's ungroomed
    You might find some duff
    Or a turn with some room
    But if you searched 50 years
    With your skins and your stuff
    You'd grow a long beard
    Long before you'd find fluff

    Hmmm answered _Aaron__
    That might be a fact
    I've climbed in three ranges
    My bindings are wracked
    But you never can tell what goes on up on high
    There might be a place where the snow it does fly.

    There might be a place
    Up where no one can see
    High above old Monroe on SR203
    High above in the crags
    Where the gapers don't go
    High up over all
    Where there holds the best snow.

    There might be a peak
    Past the old broken mine
    That holds the best pow
    That is sweet and sublime

    There might be a bowl
    Over past the last ridge
    If you go a bit farther
    Yes just over a smidge

    Where the pow is so deep and so light and so clean
    You can ski far away from the small and the mean
    You can find the best turns of your busy short life
    You can head home to tell your kids and your wife

    So you never can tell what goes on up in hills
    The snow might be able to cure all your ills.

    - acknowledge to Dr. Seuss, "McElligots Pool"
    This book got banned.

  10. #110
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    Not knowing colours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    Not knowing colours
    i don't fuck around with my blues.
    you don't want no smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    i don't fuck around with my blues.
    You and Muddy Waters

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    Is teal really a color that you’d die on a hill for?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Is teal really a color that you’d die on a hill for?
    Careful there Starlord

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Is teal really a color that you’d die on a hill for?
    no, but carolina blue is a different story.
    you don't want no smoke.

  16. #116
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    no, but carolina blue is a different story.
    You need to leave that behind, it’s in your past and nobody cares.

    This is the blue in your future…
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  17. #117
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    Not knowing colours
    I think they're called colorways these days..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    Not knowing colours
    I didn't know that you are Canadian.

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    Didn't know you were German, but there you are with that goddamn umlaut.
    [quote][//quote]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki View Post
    Didn't know you were German, but there you are with that goddamn umlaut.
    Without the umlaut, he’d just be iceman

    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  21. #121
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    If you want the dipthong action you gotta have the the umlaut. Otherwise, it would just be weird.

  22. #122
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Is teal really a color that you’d die on a hill for?
    If you hit a tree while skiing in 1987, yes, quite possible.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

  23. #123
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    If you want the dipthong action you gotta have the the umlaut. Otherwise, it would just be weird.
    Says the guy who thinks it's not weird to take the name of Maverick's deceased love interest.
    [quote][//quote]

  24. #124
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    The relative paucity of Top Gun references since its debut is another benefit of the umlaut.

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    ^ calling otzi "otzi"
    "Can't you see..."

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