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12-28-2020, 10:58 AM #101
There is only one forum! And it shall be called The Padded Room!
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12-28-2020, 01:16 PM #102
Lesbo strap 9000
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12-28-2020, 09:47 PM #103
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12-28-2020, 09:48 PM #104
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12-28-2020, 10:03 PM #105
Young man laughed the boarder
You're sort of a dope
You'll never find pow
On McElligots Slope
The slope is too groomed
And you might as well know it
When park rats hang out
Here's the place that they throw it.
You might find some tracked
Or a place that's ungroomed
You might find some duff
Or a turn with some room
But if you searched 50 years
With your skins and your stuff
You'd grow a long beard
Long before you'd find fluff
Hmmm answered _Aaron__
That might be a fact
I've climbed in three ranges
My bindings are wracked
But you never can tell what goes on up on high
There might be a place where the snow it does fly.
There might be a place
Up where no one can see
High above old Monroe on SR203
High above in the crags
Where the gapers don't go
High up over all
Where there holds the best snow.
There might be a peak
Past the old broken mine
That holds the best pow
That is sweet and sublime
There might be a bowl
Over past the last ridge
If you go a bit farther
Yes just over a smidge
Where the pow is so deep and so light and so clean
You can ski far away from the small and the mean
You can find the best turns of your busy short life
You can head home to tell your kids and your wife
So you never can tell what goes on up in hills
The snow might be able to cure all your ills.
- acknowledge to Dr. Seuss, "McElligots Pool"Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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06-11-2021, 06:37 AM #106
Post Twitter links with no context
Keep your retweets there
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06-11-2021, 06:58 AM #107"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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06-11-2021, 07:34 AM #108Registered User
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06-11-2021, 08:20 AM #109
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07-23-2021, 11:07 PM #110
Not knowing colours
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07-23-2021, 11:11 PM #111
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07-23-2021, 11:22 PM #112
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07-23-2021, 11:27 PM #113
Is teal really a color that you’d die on a hill for?
I still call it The Jake.
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07-23-2021, 11:31 PM #114
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07-23-2021, 11:38 PM #115
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07-25-2021, 07:25 PM #116
You need to leave that behind, it’s in your past and nobody cares.
This is the blue in your future…
Sent from my iPad using TGR Forums"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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07-25-2021, 07:28 PM #117
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07-25-2021, 07:47 PM #118man of ice
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07-25-2021, 07:56 PM #119features a sintered base
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Didn't know you were German, but there you are with that goddamn umlaut.
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07-25-2021, 08:01 PM #120
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07-25-2021, 08:13 PM #121man of ice
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If you want the dipthong action you gotta have the the umlaut. Otherwise, it would just be weird.
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07-26-2021, 06:51 AM #122I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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07-26-2021, 08:21 AM #123features a sintered base
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07-26-2021, 08:28 AM #124man of ice
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The relative paucity of Top Gun references since its debut is another benefit of the umlaut.
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07-26-2021, 08:48 AM #125
^ calling otzi "otzi"
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