Community clean up / AKA WTF To do w Benny Thread

**garyfromterrace** · 10-26-2020, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by GoldMember

In the ass....

Edible butt plug? I read it somewhere...

**Woolly the Mammoth** · 10-26-2020, 09:21 PM

Benny is fine, if you can't deal then you're a fucking cluck.

**old goat** · 10-27-2020, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by GoldMember

In the ass....

That only works if you have a gold member

**SpeLunker** · 10-27-2020, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by 3PinGrin

Benny's got sand! (even if it is in his vagina). I don't trust a man without sand, but I also don't trust a man with a vagina. I'm so conflicted......

A man with a vagina can do alot for you!

**Ted Striker** · 10-27-2020, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by GoldMember

In the Alps....

fify

**GoldMember** · 10-27-2020, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

That only works if you have a gold member

Ha! Yeah, I see what you did there...

**Harry** · 10-27-2020, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by BobMc

Harry skied with Benny, I've skied with Harry, it's like a Kevin Bacon thing.

1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
2) I have skied with Benny.
3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.

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**retirwntm** · 10-27-2020, 02:08 PM

That could mean you suck and ski with 90% of the sucky skiers. Just sayin...

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**AK47bp** · 10-27-2020, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
2) I have skied with Benny.
3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.

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Which brings up a question.

Who are the 10% here better than Benny?

I know Chompface Is.

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**Conundrum** · 10-27-2020, 02:37 PM

I'm betting I'm at least 10% younger.

**3PinGrin** · 10-27-2020, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
2) I have skied with Benny.
3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.

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I don't think his skiing ability is why this thread was started, ha. I personally like the curmudgeonly demeanor Benny brings to the forum, it's just part of the flavor of TGR.

Too many wallflowers, Benny speaks his mind, damn the torpedoes!

Even if he does have a sandy vagina.

**Meadow Skipper** · 10-27-2020, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
2) I have skied with Benny.
3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.

Still, I bet 90% of the people that post here could help Benny with some useful lift offloading tips.

**skifishbum** · 10-27-2020, 03:54 PM

I'm gonna quit skiing the backcountry if I ain'ts on harrys 10% list
#shackgamematters

**new yabyum** · 10-27-2020, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by skifishbum

I'm gonna quit skiing the backcountry if I ain'ts on harrys 10% list
#shackgamematters

I don't know about 10% better, but I know I'am 10% older. Dat's a fact

**singlecross** · 10-27-2020, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
2) I have skied with Benny.
3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.

Maybe this is why there are no ski-offs lined up to settle this in ECRC.

**muted** · 10-27-2020, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
2) I have skied with Benny.
3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.

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And Vladimir Putin is a better skier than 95 percent of the people who post on TGR, and so what? Nobody is forgiving Benny for being tiresome because he can carve a turn on Big K with ya, sorry.

**snowaddict91** · 10-27-2020, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Still, I bet 90% of the people that post here could help Benny with some useful lift offloading tips.

Beat me to it.

**Boosh** · 10-27-2020, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by singlecross

Maybe this is why there are no ski-offs lined up to settle this in ECRC.

I don't have any beef with Benny but would love to bear witness to an east coast ski-off this season. If the lifts are closed are we racing up and down?

**Bunion 2020** · 10-27-2020, 07:26 PM

Have we gotten to torches and pitchforks yet?

Call me for the mobbing.

**frorider** · 10-27-2020, 07:28 PM

Benny never flies off the handle when we give him shit for being Benny. just sayin

**mall walker** · 10-27-2020, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by frorider

Benny never flies off the handle when we give him shit for being Benny. just sayin

yeah. benny is usually funny and overall an asset here, and the fact that he’s good at trolling (as opposed to the self-described trolls here like bobby stainless, who are in reality predictable and dismally uninteresting bores) just adds to the fun. imo anyway.

and taking a dump in ECRC is just what that thread is for

**Benny Profane** · 10-27-2020, 08:12 PM

X

**Core Shot** · 10-27-2020, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
2) I have skied with Benny.
3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.

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No fucking way.
I know we’re all decades older than when the great migration happened, but back in the day, most maggots were not just skiers , but chargers. Like super sendy meat huckers.

I could see Benny being in the top third, maybe.

Back in the day, before interwebs, he might have been upper crust.

But every year, the upper crust gets a bit more crusty

**skifishbum** · 10-28-2020, 03:06 AM

how many smoke shacks were visited and hows his safety game
cause eatin a cheeba chew on the lift while you point out hut locations and
boots in the hut
joints in the mouth
are not in the same realm

oh and if i aint a whippy stick flyflinging 1%
im gonna question calibration of the harry skills detection meter