Community clean up / AKA WTF To do w Benny Thread

[Danno]

As for everyone crying fowl

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

[muted]

Guys, there is a pandemic going on. You really want to risk a broken hip or two at your ages with a ski-off? Who is to say there is a bed available for you in the hospital? Think of your great-great-great grandchildren before you step into those bindings, please, as one weird rollover you don't see, thanks to a flat light day, and you may never see any more rollovers and certainly not those grandchildren again.

[Bunion 2020]

^^^ someone had to say it, bunch of geriatric old fucks preening.

Gonna drop this right here to break the tension.

[Tri-Ungulate]

LULZ

It’s got everything any good TRG thread needs including ski-off challenges and dickwaving pics!!!

Fer realz.

You are not the only one.
I'd go so far as to say it's near inconceivable that his statement is true.

Yeah, but it depends on how you define both teh TRG readership, and “10%” as to whether it’s handicapped by age, etc.

But when you consider forum members who participate include peeps who have graced ski porn mag covers and centerfolds, stood on freeskiing comp podiums, done test pieces and first descents on every continent on earth, and ski for a living - yeah, the bar might be considered kinda high.

well you already posted a pic of me in the chimney so....

who has skied with Harry besides Benny? I think this is the equivalent of them both 'having gone to third with a girl at a different school during the summer, you don't know her'.

I’ve skied with Harry, but not Benny. I don’t know if I make the 10% cut, nor do I care, but Harry is good peeps, and if he vouches for Benny, that’s good enough for me. In fact, even after a drawn out flamewar with Blurred back in the day, even though I’ve never met the dude, the fact that Telekopter (whom I’ve skied with and trust) vouches for him is good enough for me.

Where are your TRs? All I've seen of Benny and Harry are sitting on lift. Allegedly Benny was able to offload properly, but can anyone confirm it?

Dude, TRs are so early aughts.

Hang on now. Goalposts are being moved.

Harry said top 10%

Not top 10% broken down by age and sex.

Teh TRGs are getting geriatric after all these years, why doncha take our AARP status into account, sonny?

..and even though iriponsnow prolly does riponsnow, he seems pretty easily butthurt. Plus his username sounds like a vanity license plate by some dentist.

[PNWbrit]

I thought that the broken by age and sex line would get a laugh.

... no offense intended to Benny's virginity

[El Chupacabra]

^^^ I thought "iriponsnow" had to do with ripping farts in the lift line.

[Conundrum]

[paulster2626]

^^^ I thought "iriponsnow" had to do with ripping farts in the lift line.

Oh no, I thought it was "i pee on snow" all this time. Like he peed in the woods like a real skier or some shit.

If you tell people you rip, do you really rip? Probably.

[subtle plague]

Anyone who blesses me should be banned. That's goes against my lack of religion.

Isn't pornography a religion these days? I think i've learned that on TGR,

[buttahflake]

Was it hot? Salty?

Was there enough broth?

I got some hot, salty broth for ya.
Go on Now

[Timberridge]

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I’m rip’n Magic right now.

Looks like midseason conditions there already.

Sure. When there's snow on it.

I may get to Killington occasionally during a season but I'm pretty much surrounded by hot NJ babes all week so there's really no reason to go there regularly.

Superstar has 14 feet of snow on it yet Ovulation is all rocks and grass with a snow Brazilian down the middle. What's up with that?

[yellofin]

Looks like midseason conditions there already.



I may get to Killington occasionally during a season but I'm pretty much surrounded by hot NJ babes all week so there's really no reason to go there regularly.

Superstar has 14 feet of snow on it yet Ovulation is all rocks and grass with a snow Brazilian down the middle. What's up with that?

Superstar is not even close to the 3 different sections on Ovation.
It will snow and if we’re allowed out of the state we will go.
Maybe Buttah will be there to wave the flag at the finish line and dick punch the looser.

[Benny Profane]

X

[Timberridge]

Superstar is not even close to the 3 different sections on Ovation.

It's the next trail over, dumbass. It sticks out like a sore grassy thumb.

For those here who don't venture into whatever you guys call the ECRC each year, this thread is a great example of why people shouldn't.

[ex-powderbroker]

i’ve only skied ovation in good snow but i imagine shades of kitzbuhel on an early
december day in fading light. are 191’s enough edge or should iriponsnow bring out the 213’s?

[Danno]

Isn't pornography a religion these days? I think i've learned that on TGR,

Midget redhead porn is a very spiritual endeavor, indeed!

[retirwntm]

I don’t know how all of you did at reading in school, but this thread doesn’t even really discuss banning eeyore/ benny. It’s just a tutorial on how to block him.

I do wonder, though, Benny if you’d answer this question:

why do you go so hell bent on something like whether someone is a trustafarian or where they are from or have money entitlement etc?

I think this all started in the ECRC thread because the OP said something and you went all Benny on calling him out about being a trust fund baby.

I may have started that because I mentioned something about not going full Benny in the thread but did ask a rhetorical and honest question about whether everyone FROM VT was following other states quarantine protocol.

I have time and am pretty bored so I’m asking. But can’t we all just get along?


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[3PinGrin]

I don’t know how all of you did at reading in school, but this thread doesn’t even really discuss banning eeyore/ benny. It’s just a tutorial on how to block him.

I do wonder, though, Benny if you’d answer this question:

why do you go so hell bent on something like whether someone is a trustafarian or where they are from or have money entitlement etc?

I think this all started in the ECRC thread because the OP said something and you went all Benny on calling him out about being a trust fund baby.

I may have started that because I mentioned something about not going full Benny in the thread but did ask a rhetorical and honest question about whether everyone FROM VT was following other states quarantine protocol.

I have time and am pretty bored so I’m asking. But can’t we all just get along?


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First sentence of the thread: "As proposed elsewhere via a stand up Mag, it’s time to boot Benny."

[I've seen black diamonds!]

Lat time I skied Killington was a pre-opening October day when it snowed 24". I was with arewolf who doesn't post here much anymore. He's a good dude. Always insists he's and intermediate skier, then jumps off everything in sight and sticks the landings. We skied right past a moose and her calf that we didn't notice until we were just a few feet away. Then we went to Ullrfest at Big Daddy's, at pig and drank whiskey with a few dozen mags and other ski enthusiasts. That was a great day. Wish I had the space to host a CO Ullrfest. Maybe I'll try to at least host a sad approximation when the Covid no longer rules us.

[retirwntm]

Yes, mentioned but not even as a request. The statement was made in someone else’s own words, or as a quote.

Then, the poster went on to do a how to block him. Why block someone if you are genuinely asking to have them booted? It’s like having a dead person put in jail.

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[3PinGrin]

Yes, mentioned but not even as a request. The statement was made in someone else’s own words, or as a quote.

Then, the poster went on to do a how to block him. Why block someone if you are genuinely asking to have them booted? It’s like having a dead person put in jail.

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Ban / banning is mentioned multiple times in the thread, just pointing out some of us CAN read.

[iriponsnow]

ECRC thread; page 8.

What a soft boiled group of wanna be core skiers.....

No one has asked to Ban anyone & I’ve contemplated nuke’n this thread as most are simply failing reading comprehension at this point.

[iriponsnow]

Dont be a bitch. Own your words.

Boot does not equal ban, I simply said I am booting Bunny by placing him on my ignore list of 1 - ya'll do what ya'll like.

[3PinGrin]

ECRC thread; page 8.

What a soft boiled group of wanna be core skiers.....

No one has asked to Ban anyone & I’ve contemplated nuke’n this thread as most are simply failing reading comprehension at this point.

It is discussed in the thread, even if not by you, so mtnwriter's statement is technically incorrect, re: "this thread doesn't even really discuss banning...". Maybe we need to redefine reading comprehension, lol. tit/tat no more from me on this one, promise!

[iriponsnow]

It is discussed in the thread, even if not by you, so mtnwriter's statement is technically incorrect, re: "this thread doesn't even really discuss banning...". Maybe we need to redefine reading comprehension, lol. tit/tat no more from me on this one, promise!

It's been discussed that the Earth is flat, but I'm not holding you to it.