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  1. #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    How else is someone supposed to fuck oneself?
    In the ass....

  2. #127
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldMember View Post
    In the ass....
    Edible butt plug? I read it somewhere...

  3. #128
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    Benny is fine, if you can't deal then you're a fucking cluck.

  4. #129
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldMember View Post
    In the ass....
    That only works if you have a gold member

  5. #130
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3PinGrin View Post
    Benny's got sand! (even if it is in his vagina). I don't trust a man without sand, but I also don't trust a man with a vagina. I'm so conflicted......
    A man with a vagina can do alot for you!

  6. #131
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldMember View Post
    In the Alps....
    fify

  7. #132
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    That only works if you have a gold member
    Ha! Yeah, I see what you did there...

  8. #133
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc View Post
    Harry skied with Benny, I've skied with Harry, it's like a Kevin Bacon thing.
    1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
    2) I have skied with Benny.
    3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.



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    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

  9. #134
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    That could mean you suck and ski with 90% of the sucky skiers. Just sayin...


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  10. #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
    2) I have skied with Benny.
    3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.



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    Which brings up a question.

    Who are the 10% here better than Benny?

    I know Chompface Is.


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  11. #136
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    I'm betting I'm at least 10% younger.

  12. #137
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
    2) I have skied with Benny.
    3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.



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    I don't think his skiing ability is why this thread was started, ha. I personally like the curmudgeonly demeanor Benny brings to the forum, it's just part of the flavor of TGR.

    Too many wallflowers, Benny speaks his mind, damn the torpedoes!

    Even if he does have a sandy vagina.

  13. #138
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
    2) I have skied with Benny.
    3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.
    Still, I bet 90% of the people that post here could help Benny with some useful lift offloading tips.

  14. #139
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    I'm gonna quit skiing the backcountry if I ain'ts on harrys 10% list
    #shackgamematters
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
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  15. #140
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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    I'm gonna quit skiing the backcountry if I ain'ts on harrys 10% list
    #shackgamematters
    I don't know about 10% better, but I know I'am 10% older. Dat's a fact

  16. #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
    2) I have skied with Benny.
    3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.
    Maybe this is why there are no ski-offs lined up to settle this in ECRC.

  17. #142
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
    2) I have skied with Benny.
    3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.



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    And Vladimir Putin is a better skier than 95 percent of the people who post on TGR, and so what? Nobody is forgiving Benny for being tiresome because he can carve a turn on Big K with ya, sorry.

  18. #143
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Still, I bet 90% of the people that post here could help Benny with some useful lift offloading tips.
    Beat me to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    Maybe this is why there are no ski-offs lined up to settle this in ECRC.
    I don't have any beef with Benny but would love to bear witness to an east coast ski-off this season. If the lifts are closed are we racing up and down?
    my head is perpetually in the clouds

  20. #145
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    Have we gotten to torches and pitchforks yet?

    Call me for the mobbing.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

  21. #146
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    Benny never flies off the handle when we give him shit for being Benny. just sayin

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Benny never flies off the handle when we give him shit for being Benny. just sayin
    yeah. benny is usually funny and overall an asset here, and the fact that he’s good at trolling (as opposed to the self-described trolls here like bobby stainless, who are in reality predictable and dismally uninteresting bores) just adds to the fun. imo anyway.

    and taking a dump in ECRC is just what that thread is for

  23. #148
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    X

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    1) I have skied with a lot of visiting maggots.
    2) I have skied with Benny.
    3) Benny is a better skier than 90 percent of the people who post on TGR.



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    No fucking way.
    I know we’re all decades older than when the great migration happened, but back in the day, most maggots were not just skiers , but chargers. Like super sendy meat huckers.

    I could see Benny being in the top third, maybe.

    Back in the day, before interwebs, he might have been upper crust.

    But every year, the upper crust gets a bit more crusty
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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  25. #150
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    how many smoke shacks were visited and hows his safety game
    cause eatin a cheeba chew on the lift while you point out hut locations and
    boots in the hut
    joints in the mouth
    are not in the same realm

    oh and if i aint a whippy stick flyflinging 1%
    im gonna question calibration of the harry skills detection meter
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