Do you still chuckle when...

[Brownski]

Farts are funny. Sharts are funnier

[tellybele]

FIACAL - fart in a crowd and leave. An old pastime at party's, potlucks n'such.

[AK47bp]

If someone sharts while tripping it would probably be peak comedy.


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[riser4]

Farts are funny. Sharts are funnier

Only when they are someone else's.

[johnnyg82]

FIACAL - fart in a crowd and leave. An old pastime at party's, potlucks n'such.

Also known as crop dusting

[Brownski]

Only when they are someone else's.

Of course. As my old boss Coke Wallace explained to me many years ago “When it happens to me it’s tragedy. When it happens to you it’s comedy.”

[prsboogie]

This Thread is winning!!

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[~mikey b]

my dad used to drive around with a bumper sticker that said SAVE GAS - FART IN A JAR on his 280Z when I was a kid

[stuckathuntermtn]

Absolutely yes.
Farts always == funny

[Lvovsky]

I also exclaim "Bonus!"

I like

[Mazderati]

[PB]

That defies gravity ...... magnets?!?!?

[DJSapp]

Farts are funny. Sharts are funnier

Sharts are amazing when it happens to someone else. Have a buddy that was at a golf outing with a big group of college friends. Beers and shennigans were in full effect complete with a pregame (back in the days where 20 beers a day and being somewhat functional was possible). On the eighth green, he was intending to cut one right in the face of another guy after he holed out. He was tending the flag and making it look legit. Well, at the saying goes, never trust a fart. Victim was the last to putt, perp was holding the flag ready to move on. Putt drops and the trap has slowly sprung. Victim goes for his ball and the perp quickly moves right over the top of him to let it rip. Dude sharted right in his buddies face as he went for the ball. I was in the foursome behind them about 90 yards out and we watched this act unfold as we waited for them to clear the green. The looks on everyone's faces in turn were priceless. The victim who realized he went from being farted on to realizing a chunk of shit just hit the green about a foot away from his hand, the perp who went from having a good joke setup only to get bitch slapped by karma, and the other two in the group howling at the whole scene. We got the whole story when we caught them at the next teebox while the perp was abandoning his boxers in the portapotty.

The guy will never, ever live that one down. 'It's all fun and games until you shit your pants.'

[2FUNKY]

^ laughing hard at that!

[Brownski]

That’s an amazing story. Thank you

[riser4]

My wife just asked if I was ok. I was was trying stiffle unctrollable laughter.

[HD333]

I love when a nice long high pitched ripper wakes my wife up from a dead sleep and she smacks me.
I just lay there giggling myself back to sleep.


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[riser4]

Never push a fart.

[DBdude]

When farting at the urinal: do you need say 'excuse me' or not? What's the proper etiquette? Asking for a friend.

you say "good out"

[riser4]

you say "good out"

Possibly. Was it a paint peeler???