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  1. #1
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    Do you still chuckle when...

    ... you let out a really gigantic fart? I do. Pre-covid I had a real blockbuster while taking a wiz in one of the urinals in the airport bathroom at dia that rattled the walls. Couldn't help but laugh so hard that I almost dribbled on my shoes. Tried to keep my composure but just straight up couldn't do it.
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    I laughed because you laughed.

    If you can't laugh at an epic, multi-tonal, long fart; you've lost the plot.

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    Every fucking time

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    I wish i could be like SkiFishBum

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    Fart jokes are peak comedy.

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    When farting at the urinal: do you need say 'excuse me' or not? What's the proper etiquette? Asking for a friend.

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    A good window rattling burp is similarly satisfying. That will always elicit a chuckle from me.
    I remember a bottomless freedom...

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    We were thinking we might move a few years back and were in a realtors office looking at maps with listings, I bent over the table and it just happened BIG TIME. I just kept talking like nothing happened but the agent and my wife were standing there staring at me like I was some sort of alien. When I saw their faces I couldn't help myself and started laughing, I tried to excuse myself but it came out as a laugh instead. I still chuckle when I think of it.

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    I have a 14 year old walking fart machine that I can't help but laugh every time he cracks one off. I guess I am not helping things by laughing, but damn it still gets me

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    Speaking of walking fart machines.... The only thing I miss about office life is going crop dusting.
    You are what you eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Speaking of walking fart machines.... The only thing I miss about office life is going crop dusting.
    That made me chuckle.


    The ONLY thing you miss is dustin crop.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    That made me chuckle.


    The ONLY thing you miss is dustin crop.


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    Same here. Been WFH for 12.5 years. That's all I really miss. At home I just rip my pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Speaking of walking fart machines.... The only thing I miss about office life is going crop dusting.
    I save it up for the super market. Crop dusting paradise.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lvovsky View Post
    When farting at the urinal: do you need say 'excuse me' or not? What's the proper etiquette? Asking for a friend.
    I also exclaim "Bonus!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Same here. Been WFH for 12.5 years. That's all I really miss. At home I just rip my pants.
    What a waste.


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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    I save it up for the super market.
    Curious how you accomplish this.

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    My 13 month old is just starting to realize how funny a good fart is.

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    Of course I laugh, but then I laugh even more when my wife witnesses it and goes Susie Green on my ass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Speaking of walking fart machines.... The only thing I miss about office life is going crop dusting.
    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    I save it up for the super market. Crop dusting paradise.
    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    Curious how you accomplish this.
    Sounds like some of that stuff you used to hear about the monks at Shaolin. He has achieved total body mastery.
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    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    You a very wise Cruiser. Fact of the matter is beer gives me gas. I drink a lot of beer. Throw in some chicken and you have crop dusting extraordinaire.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Or you could try a vacuum pump.
    Better reinforce the intake hose though.
    Any reccos for a storage container?

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    I suppose a scuba tank would be awkward.

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    My favorite story that makes me chuckle. Larger buddy is riding an escalator up, needs to rip one and looks around. No one in front, no one coming down, slight glance over shoulder and no one there - so he let's it rip....

    Then he hears a whiny - about 6yr old boys voice, "ahhhhhhh, mannnnn". He turns around and the kid had hopped on and riding the stair just behind him. Blasted him in the face.

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    ok I chuckled too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Speaking of walking fart machines.... The only thing I miss about office life is going crop dusting.
    I worked in an office that took it one step further, if someone left their office you'd run in and fart in their office chair... everyone else would wait quietly in anticipation of the "you sick fucks" moment when they sit down and press that fart out of the cloth. Pure gold.

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    Bottom line: farts are funny. The main variables are time and place.

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