Drink the Depression Away Cleveland Browns Support Group

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Seriously, anyone wanna bet against Johnny football ending up in pro wrestling?

[Percy Rideout]

Meh. I feel like these could be more edgy...Johnny Manziel sitting on the curb outside the stadium playing a guitar with an open guitar case for donations; a battered Mason Rudolph getting pistol whipped by Myles and his posse in the tunnel; or Josh Gordon having a party in the visitors locker room and keeping Baker and Emily up all night, etc..

You get the picture.

You ever think about becoming a director? I'd watch this shit all day!

[Timberridge]

I fear some ideas would be a bit too progressive for even for Progressive.

I'm working on a pitch to Progressive where Limu emu and Doug get set upon by some drunk dog pound fans in section 118 and file a lawsuit against Baker and Emily. But in the end, thanks to a generous blanket liability policy from Progressive all ends well.

[BmillsSkier]

Seriously, anyone wanna bet against Johnny football ending up in pro wrestling?

According to wiki he's still in something called "Fan-Controlled-Football" which sounds like its basically pro wrestling. Or the football equivalent of that final stripper scene in Requiem for a Dream.

I fear some ideas would be a bit too progressive for even for Progressive.

I'm working on a pitch to Progressive where Limu emu and Doug get set upon by some drunk dog pound fans in section 118 and file a lawsuit against Baker and Emily. But in the end, thanks to a generous blanket liability policy from Progressive all ends well.

I like your vison though.

Just please keep Flo out of it. There's some weirdos around here who have a thing for that potential homewrecker.

[BmillsSkier]

[EWG]

Nice


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[BmillsSkier]

Game Day!

A cool 94° in KC today should help things.

[EWG]

Game Day!

A cool 94° in KC today should help things.

I truly hope Baker doesn't huck three INTs today.

[BmillsSkier]

Not a single season opener win in the last 16 attempts.

Today’s opponent doesn’t make it any easier to break that streak either.

[RShea]

Not a single season opener win in the last 16 attempts.

Today’s opponent doesn’t make it any easier to break that streak either.

And I read that the teams that lose their first game of the season are much less likely to make it to the play-offs in the last few years, no matter what the rest of their schedule looks to be as far as opponents.

[BmillsSkier]

That’s encouraging news.

[EWG]

It's amazing how a lifetime of getting the shit kicked out of your soul as a fan changes preseason hope to opening day dread overnight. I hope Stefanski doesn't get suspended for the year today.



Just a reminder of how this thread started last year:

DRINK THE DEPRESSION AWAY CLEVELAND BROWNS SUPPORT GROUP

POST 1:

I feel like if you start your season with an interception on the first drive and then follow that up with a fumble on a fake punt, all against the city that stole your team, it's time to start slamming cans of Great Lakes.

That accelerated even more quickly than I expected.

POST 2:
And then they missed extra point. It's like a greatest hits album.

[BmillsSkier]

What a memory.

I’m prepared this year with supplies from my recent trip to the North Coast.



Just got to make it through a day at the pool and the neighborhood ice cream social before kickoff.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

KC will be a good warmup but honestly they need to concentrate on division schedule and getting through the season without half the team out with injuries.

[lifelinksplit]

Still early but browns looking good. And even with a nice coach punching ejection!

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[stealurface831]

Baker just made one hell of a throw to Njoku.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

and went to pieces in the red zone.

[wooley12]

(hic) mm bumph (hic)

[lifelinksplit]

I believe some browns fans just switched from beer to the liqour..

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[stealurface831]

drink up, boys.

[BmillsSkier]

Fucking kicker.

https://vlipsy.com/vlip/hard-knocks-...icker-Phv8lnGI

Oh well, Chiefs didn’t cover, Brownies showed guts against the Super Bowl favorites at home and there’s a lot to like going forward. Stealing this one would have been just that, a steal.

Focus on the division. Drink up.

[SkiBall]

Nice hold of the cover.
Jerks.

[smartyiak]

Go Birds! If playoffs were held next Sunday, the Eagles would be a #1 seed!


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[BmillsSkier]

Go Birds! If playoffs were held next Sunday, the Eagles would be a #1 seed!


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That’s the spirit!

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Any Chitcago fans here yet?