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  1. #1
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    Drink the Depression Away Cleveland Browns Support Group

    I feel like if you start your season with an interception on the first drive and then follow that up with a fumble on a fake punt, all against the city that stole your team, it's time to start slamming cans of Great Lakes.

    That accelerated even more quickly than I expected.

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    And then the missed extra point. It's like a greatest hits album.

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    I'm sorry but the Cleveland Browns do not deserve their own thread and never will. Just who the hell do you think you are, the Patriots?

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    I the Browns will go pretty far this year. Might be able to win 8 games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I'm sorry but the Cleveland Browns do not deserve their own thread and never will. Just who the hell do you think you are, the Patriots?
    I disagree. They have nothing else.

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    God hates Cleveland.

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    Wait do I have to be a Browns fan or can I just do the whole drink the depression away thing with you guys........
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    May I remind Browns fans that the last time the Lions won the NFL Championship in 1957 (they've never won the Super Bowl) it was the Browns they beat. My dad and uncle were at that game. (We can ignore for the moment the fact that the Browns later won in 64.)

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    I donít know what the answer to the Brownís woes are...

    But it isnít Baker Mayfield.

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    I'm just here to post in this important thread. Which I fully expect to eclipse that thread about football sadness within the week.

    Go Hawks. But good luck, Cleveland.

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    I thought with Mayfield & Beckham, the Browns fans were penciling them into the Super Bowl?

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    For once, 2020 feels like everything is normal again.

    No where to go but up from here.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Drink the Depression Away Cleveland Browns Support Group

    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    For once, 2020 feels like everything is normal again.

    No where to go from here.
    Maybe I fixed it for you?

    Edit: I have to be honest. I wasnít optimistic, but I truly didnít expect it to be THIS BAD. God, Iím an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    Wait do I have to be a Browns fan or can I just do the whole drink the depression away thing with you guys........
    As long as you are drinking heavily then you are one of us.

    Though now that I think about it if this turned into the general ďThings That Depress You So Much You Are Drinking HeavilyĒ thread and it had the Browns in the title that might be the most on point subject of all time.

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    Whatís worse? The Browns or the Jets?

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    As a Jets fan, the Browns.

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    Their name is their curse.

    Seriously. Of all the colors in the palette. Why choose brown?


    Yes, I know it’s the founder. But seriously, brown?
    We’re number two!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gnarbro365 View Post
    I donít know what the answer to the Brownís woes are...

    But it isnít Baker Mayfield.
    Move to Baltimore
    the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    As a Jets fan, the Browns.
    Came here to say this.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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    Got room for a panthers fan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    Got room for a panthers fan?
    You are certainly welcome, especially after Camís showing for NE, but realize that we are professionals at this. Donít try to keep you. You could get seriously hurt.

    And your pain doesnít even register on the modified Cleveland scale. Get back to me if Cam wins the super bowl. You will then be at a 2 on the Cleveland pain/sadness 10 point scale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    As a Jets fan, the Browns.
    Perhaps you can catch up next week at SF?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    For once, 2020 feels like everything is normal again.

    No where to go but up from here.
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    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Meet the new Browns, same as the old Browns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
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    That series was magical. They got a personal foul call on top of a nice first down to put them well within the Ravens territory, then found a way to lose yards and rack up multiple penalties to result in the always difficult 3rd and 41 to go.
    I still call it The Jake.

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