Page 20 of 27 FirstFirst ... 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 ... LastLast
Results 476 to 500 of 657
  1. #476
    Join Date
    Jan 2019
    Location
    59715
    Posts
    3,865
    Seriously, anyone wanna bet against Johnny football ending up in pro wrestling?

  2. #477
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    The Goods Department
    Posts
    1,277
    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Meh. I feel like these could be more edgy...Johnny Manziel sitting on the curb outside the stadium playing a guitar with an open guitar case for donations; a battered Mason Rudolph getting pistol whipped by Myles and his posse in the tunnel; or Josh Gordon having a party in the visitors locker room and keeping Baker and Emily up all night, etc..

    You get the picture.
    You ever think about becoming a director? I'd watch this shit all day!
    Skiing in the rockies is like 70's porn

    Lots of bush

    Some wood

    No faceshots...

    -Mtnlion

  3. #478
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    13,955
    I fear some ideas would be a bit too progressive for even for Progressive.

    I'm working on a pitch to Progressive where Limu emu and Doug get set upon by some drunk dog pound fans in section 118 and file a lawsuit against Baker and Emily. But in the end, thanks to a generous blanket liability policy from Progressive all ends well.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  4. #479
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    26,004
    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    Seriously, anyone wanna bet against Johnny football ending up in pro wrestling?
    According to wiki he's still in something called "Fan-Controlled-Football" which sounds like its basically pro wrestling. Or the football equivalent of that final stripper scene in Requiem for a Dream.

    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I fear some ideas would be a bit too progressive for even for Progressive.

    I'm working on a pitch to Progressive where Limu emu and Doug get set upon by some drunk dog pound fans in section 118 and file a lawsuit against Baker and Emily. But in the end, thanks to a generous blanket liability policy from Progressive all ends well.
    I like your vison though.

    Just please keep Flo out of it. There's some weirdos around here who have a thing for that potential homewrecker.
    I still call it The Jake.

  5. #480
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    26,004
    Click image for larger version. 

Name:	E2552485-AE66-4B54-AA04-7027839C67D4.jpeg 
Views:	31 
Size:	777.4 KB 
ID:	384925

  6. #481
    Join Date
    Sep 2018
    Posts
    3,705
    Nice


    Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

  7. #482
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    26,004
    Game Day!

    A cool 94 in KC today should help things.
    I still call it The Jake.

  8. #483
    Join Date
    Sep 2018
    Posts
    3,705
    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Game Day!

    A cool 94 in KC today should help things.
    I truly hope Baker doesn't huck three INTs today.

  9. #484
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    26,004
    Not a single season opener win in the last 16 attempts.

    Today’s opponent doesn’t make it any easier to break that streak either.
    I still call it The Jake.

  10. #485
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Among Greatness All Around
    Posts
    5,821
    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Not a single season opener win in the last 16 attempts.

    Today’s opponent doesn’t make it any easier to break that streak either.
    And I read that the teams that lose their first game of the season are much less likely to make it to the play-offs in the last few years, no matter what the rest of their schedule looks to be as far as opponents.

  11. #486
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    26,004
    That’s encouraging news.
    I still call it The Jake.

  12. #487
    Join Date
    Sep 2018
    Posts
    3,705
    It's amazing how a lifetime of getting the shit kicked out of your soul as a fan changes preseason hope to opening day dread overnight. I hope Stefanski doesn't get suspended for the year today.



    Just a reminder of how this thread started last year:

    DRINK THE DEPRESSION AWAY CLEVELAND BROWNS SUPPORT GROUP

    POST 1:

    I feel like if you start your season with an interception on the first drive and then follow that up with a fumble on a fake punt, all against the city that stole your team, it's time to start slamming cans of Great Lakes.

    That accelerated even more quickly than I expected.

    POST 2:
    And then they missed extra point. It's like a greatest hits album.

  13. #488
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    26,004
    What a memory.

    I’m prepared this year with supplies from my recent trip to the North Coast.

    Click image for larger version. 

Name:	40AD90B8-C1F8-4568-BF92-5DD56D49A789.jpg 
Views:	31 
Size:	750.7 KB 
ID:	385188

    Just got to make it through a day at the pool and the neighborhood ice cream social before kickoff.
    I still call it The Jake.

  14. #489
    Join Date
    Jan 2019
    Location
    59715
    Posts
    3,865
    KC will be a good warmup but honestly they need to concentrate on division schedule and getting through the season without half the team out with injuries.
    Last edited by I Skied Bandini Mountain; 09-12-2021 at 06:26 PM.

  15. #490
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    1,843
    Still early but browns looking good. And even with a nice coach punching ejection!

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G930A using TGR Forums mobile app

  16. #491
    Join Date
    Aug 2018
    Location
    20 years too late
    Posts
    3,800
    Baker just made one hell of a throw to Njoku.
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

  17. #492
    Join Date
    Jan 2019
    Location
    59715
    Posts
    3,865
    and went to pieces in the red zone.

  18. #493
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    On Vacation for the Duration
    Posts
    14,083
    (hic) mm bumph (hic)
    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.

  19. #494
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    1,843
    I believe some browns fans just switched from beer to the liqour..

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G930A using TGR Forums mobile app

  20. #495
    Join Date
    Aug 2018
    Location
    20 years too late
    Posts
    3,800
    drink up, boys.
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

  21. #496
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    26,004
    Fucking kicker.

    https://vlipsy.com/vlip/hard-knocks-...icker-Phv8lnGI

    Oh well, Chiefs didn’t cover, Brownies showed guts against the Super Bowl favorites at home and there’s a lot to like going forward. Stealing this one would have been just that, a steal.

    Focus on the division. Drink up.
    I still call it The Jake.

  22. #497
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    ECO
    Posts
    5,447
    Nice hold of the cover.
    Jerks.

  23. #498
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Magically whisked away to...Delaware
    Posts
    3,354
    Go Birds! If playoffs were held next Sunday, the Eagles would be a #1 seed!


    Sent from my iPad using TGR Forums
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

  24. #499
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    26,004
    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    Go Birds! If playoffs were held next Sunday, the Eagles would be a #1 seed!


    Sent from my iPad using TGR Forums
    That’s the spirit!
    I still call it The Jake.

  25. #500
    Join Date
    Jan 2019
    Location
    59715
    Posts
    3,865
    Any Chitcago fans here yet?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •