Drink the Depression Away Cleveland Browns Support Group

[Timberridge]

Bills fan. Safe to assume we have lifetime member status in this thread?


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We're not in the same straits as the Browns...yet. There's no reason for you to be here other than to support our Lake Erie brethren.

Now if we drop 3 to Hoody, the Fish, and Mormon Boy after the bye, I'll join this party.

[BmillsSkier]

Bills fans are definitely safe here, but as TR points out, no need to jump on this bandwagon just yet.

CLE sports talk this morning told me that 37% of the roster is on the IL.

It may be too early for math, but I still don’t think that’s a good number.

[hatchgreenchile]

Not sure if you guys listen to the GM Shuffle, but Lombardi has been crushing Baker lately! He can't run the two minute offense, he's exposed when he needs to make a play, lackluster arm talent, etc.
Sucks he's banged up. I think he's a good to great player, but he's pretty streaky.

[Timberridge]

Bills fans are definitely safe here, but as TR points out, no need to jump on this bandwagon just yet.

CLE sports talk this morning told me that 37% of the roster is on the IL.

It may be too early for math, but I still don’t think that’s a good number.

This is a good Browns team, but this injury bug they have is not good. They need a bye week.

[atree]

Bills fans are definitely safe here, but as TR points out, no need to jump on this bandwagon just yet.

CLE sports talk this morning told me that 37% of the roster is on the IL.

It may be too early for math, but I still don’t think that’s a good number.

Just want to know I’m welcome if/when the wheels fall off the wagon. Watching that ridiculous forward lateral kick return attempt last night triggered a dark, lonely space in the back of my mind. Allen still looks confused regularly, and offensive play calling seems shaky. The kc win is hard to trust given kc’s horrible play. I still think we’re being way over-hyped.


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[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Chubb is out Thursday. Shit, The only teams with worse injury situations than Cleveland are my fantasy teams.

[lifelinksplit]

Didnt get a chance to check in since I was busy drinking away the depression after "being owned" by manbun mcfuckface...

I was also rooting for Bill's mafia but like has been said multiple times....Henry is superhuman.

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[Timberridge]

Just want to know I’m welcome if/when the wheels fall off the wagon. Watching that ridiculous forward lateral kick return attempt last night triggered a dark, lonely space in the back of my mind. Allen still looks confused regularly, and offensive play calling seems shaky. The kc win is hard to trust given kc’s horrible play. I still think we’re being way over-hyped.


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Daboll was off kilter last night due to his grandfather dying and they shoulda hung a 40+ on Titans last night...a few inches on spots and a holding call or two and they're over 40. And can somebody tell me why T Bass suddenly can't kick a touchback, or were they trying to get the Titans to run the ball back on kickoffs?

[ticketchecker]

were they trying to get the Titans to run the ball back on kickoffs?

Yes



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[BmillsSkier]

Chubb is out Thursday. Shit, The only teams with worse injury situations than Cleveland are my fantasy teams.

Double shit, Baker is now out too.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the starting quarterback of your Cleveland Browns....


CASE KEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!





*crickets*



https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/news...art-vs-broncos

[::: :::]

As a giants enthusiast, [can i call it being a fan anymore? I just lament the news now], cheers

[Timberridge]

Double shit, Baker is now out too.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the starting quarterback of your Cleveland Browns....


CASE KEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!





*crickets*



https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/news...art-vs-broncos

Would you like to borrow Mitch Trubisky?

[BmillsSkier]

Would you like to borrow Mitch Trubisky?

I wouldn't want to add season-ending injury to Mitchell Trubisky's stat line this week.

But I'll let the boys in Berea know its an option.

[BmillsSkier]

Baker reveals his labrum is completely torn. That's gotta require surgery at some point, no?



So much promise this season, so much lost. Ugh.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

[Timberridge]

I'm not a Heisman wining QB so take this with a grain of salt. I've had a SLAP tear for many years. If I do PT for a month or so I can still play baseball. Then one time I roll over in bed, and *bam* it hurts again, and back to PT. It's a cycle which never ends. I think unless it's minor, a young elite athlete would probably opt have it repaired?

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

If his left shoulder is dislocating every time he gets dropped on the ground, that's not going to be good for his mental game management.

[Supermoon]

Double shit, Baker is now out too.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the starting quarterback of your Cleveland Browns....


CASE KEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!





*crickets*



https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/news...art-vs-broncos

They're pretty much the same QB, right?

[BmillsSkier]

They're pretty much the same QB, right?

I don't think so.

However, judging by the callers on sports talk radio today there seems to be a bit of confusion about who he even is. Many apparently think he's the reanimated corpse of Saturday morning disc jock Kasey Kasem, which would also be appropriate given the status of the team.

[Timberridge]

Well you do have the Rock and Roll HoF there, so I understand the confusion.

In other news,

[BmillsSkier]

Well you do have the Rock and Roll HoF there, so I understand the confusion.

Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars should be the Browns' new motto.




Oh, just announced: OBJ out for Thursday as well.

Neat.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Fun fact - Alan Freed, the Cleveland disc jockey who ushered rock and roll music into the mainstream of American culture, drank himself to death.

[BmillsSkier]

Fun fact - Alan Freed, the Cleveland disc jockey who ushered rock and roll music into the mainstream of American culture, drank himself to death.

That seems very on-brand.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Case Keenum has got some bang-up stats. 71 total games over 11 seasons, 75 passing TDs and 47 INTs.

[BmillsSkier]

Case Keenum has got some bang-up stats. 71 total games over 11 seasons, 75 passing TDs and 47 INTs.

Whereas Kasey Kasem topped the charts every week.

Not seeing the confusion here.