Vail Resorts RESERVED SKIING! It's gonna be EPIC!

**yeahman** · 09-08-2020, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Skeeze

Choose one of the options to buy something—the “book a wedding at Vail” technique works.

Lol nice hack.

**paulster2626** · 09-08-2020, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Skeeze

Choose one of the options to buy something—the “book a wedding at Vail” technique works.

A lot of times 'press x for service in french/spanish' works too. Whoever is on the other end can speak english no problem.

**Skrilla Gorilla** · 09-08-2020, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Canada1

I have called Vail and asked for a call back about 15 times. I've emailed and left messages. Anyone know how to reach a human with season pass issues?

I can't get through either. Pretty pathetic, I'm literally trying to help them grab nasty American dollars and they're like "no, we're too busy right now, go fuck yourself" and then hang up. I'd get an Indy Pass but it doubles my drive time to the closest bump from 90mins to too fucking long.

**Benny Profane** · 09-08-2020, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

And those of us who actually live around "real" mountains could look down at you for having to travel out west to ski. But that would be lame. Almost as lame as hating on smaller east coast or midwest mountains...

I challenge you to ski Blue Mt.. That or stfu.

**m6ba72** · 09-08-2020, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by EZB

Have you ever skied before?

foistered by your own petard.

**TahoeJ** · 09-08-2020, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I challenge you to ski Blue Mt.. That or stfu.

Do you not understand why that's a dumb argument / statement? Take a lap.

**Harry** · 09-08-2020, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by mtnbiker/boarder

You and Harry should team up and conquer all smoke shacks on ur adventure. be safe and enjoy your new endeavors.

FKNA

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*(note=this shack is not on Vail property...)

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**Benny Profane** · 09-08-2020, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

Do you not understand why that's a dumb argument / statement? Take a lap.

Like I said, one day at Blue Mt.. A whole day, than try to talk down to me.

**~mikey b** · 09-08-2020, 03:21 PM

ski off

FKNA

**PNWbrit** · 09-08-2020, 03:28 PM

Rabbit coursing.

**Benny Profane** · 09-08-2020, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by ~mikey b

ski off

FKNA

Fuck no. I'd rather stick needles in my butt.

**old goat** · 09-08-2020, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Fuck no. I'd rather stick needles in my butt.

If Donald Trump has his way--before election day.

**glademaster** · 09-08-2020, 04:37 PM

True story, I got my first ever core shot skiing at Blue Mountain. My second was from skiing in the woods on the golf course at my high school.

**TahoeJ** · 09-08-2020, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by ~mikey b

ski off

FKNA

I’d win simply by properly unloading from the chair lift...

**babybear** · 09-08-2020, 06:16 PM

After all these yrs together and I still can’t tell if Benny likes skiing or just loves to hate it

**Bunion 2020** · 09-08-2020, 06:28 PM

He loves skiing and hates that other people may be having more fun at skiing than him

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**I've seen black diamonds!** · 09-08-2020, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by babybear

After all these yrs together and I still can’t tell if Benny likes skiing or just loves to hate it

I think he likes being insulted on the internet.

"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
-Arthur Conan Doyle.

**Benny Profane** · 09-08-2020, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by babybear

After all these yrs together and I still can’t tell if Benny likes skiing or just loves to hate it

Poconos skiing would easily make you hate the sport.

**Conundrum** · 09-08-2020, 11:35 PM

I’d love to ski with you Benny. You might not like skiing with me. I’ll be the guy wearing a grin.

**skiracer88_00** · 09-09-2020, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Poconos skiing would easily make you hate the sport.

Hey! The tree skiing at Jack Frost kicks ass. Elevator might just be the steepest skiing in the east and the risk it cliff is almost 10-ft!

**Benny Profane** · 09-09-2020, 05:35 PM

Jezuz.

**DaveTV** · 09-09-2020, 06:15 PM

42.755 posts. unreal

**babybear** · 09-09-2020, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Poconos skiing would easily make you hate the sport.

incorrect
I'd do one of those poconos vacations in a heartbeat. do they still have any places with the champagne glass hot tub?

probably have to boil and bleach it first, but I've always wanted to have a room with one, ever since watching 80's ski movies

**BC.** · 09-09-2020, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Poconos skiing would easily make you hate the sport.

Agreed. It makes me actually enjoy Hunter on Sunday mornings....lol

**BC.** · 09-09-2020, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by babybear

incorrect
I'd do one of those poconos vacations in a heartbeat. do they still have any places with the champagne glass hot tub?

probably have to boil and bleach it first, but I've always wanted to have a room with one, ever since watching 80's ski movies

Most of those places are abandoned....Cove Haven by Lake Wallenpaupack(where I’m at) is the only one left....but that’s even on its last legs...

It’s all huge indoor Water Parks and Casinos up here now....There are 3 gigantic water parks within 10 miles of each other....lol. (Aquatopia, Wolf Creek Lodge and Kalahari)