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08-06-2020, 09:35 AM #1Registered User
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Help me kill a shit-ton of gapers
the flue doesn't seem to be doing it
they have invaded like rats from the city
and they are all sticking around for the near future whats a true and blue townie suppose to do?
the pretenda-local is out of control
shutting down the interenet is one good way any other ideas, maybe hijacking amazon deliveries
anything to cut them off from there posh touch of a button suburban urban ways will likekly get them whining about life in the mountains
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08-06-2020, 09:37 AM #2
Dog shit under the door handles?
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08-06-2020, 09:39 AM #3Head down, push foreword
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08-06-2020, 09:46 AM #4
Et tu, fred?
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-06-2020, 09:49 AM #5Rope->Dope
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Gaper Lives MatterTM
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08-06-2020, 09:50 AM #6
Fred's on a roll today. I like it.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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08-06-2020, 09:52 AM #7
manifesto?
"We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch
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08-06-2020, 09:55 AM #8
Easy. Winter without lifts turning.
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08-06-2020, 10:25 AM #9
No shit! I've never seen so many fucking gaper Kalifornia licences plates in my life then I've seen in the last month or so. Is there a mass exodus from that shithole going on or what? WTF!?!
2 weeks ago there was 6 fatal accidents in one week on the hwy that runs near my house. There is more fucking traffic on that hwy than I've ever seen. There are more dead animals (deer, moose, elk, bears) on that hwy than I've ever seen.
Now that, that extra $600 a week people were getting from unemployment is gone, hopefully they run out of money and go the fuck home.Hunting kicks ass.
Chicks dig Labs.
I'll keep my job, my money and my guns and you can keep the change.
From my cold dead hands.
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08-06-2020, 10:40 AM #10
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08-06-2020, 11:02 AM #11Registered User
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Thank dog for the border is all I can think
I'm sure all those stealing/ raping/ murdering Mexicans feel the same wayLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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08-06-2020, 11:43 AM #12
If we kill all the gapers how will the ski resorts stay open?
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08-06-2020, 11:49 AM #13
SF is a ghost town. It's spooky. All the tech bros can work remotely and said 'Why they fuck am I paying $3500/month in rent for a tiny box of an apartment and I can't go outside when I can pay $1500/month in ID and have some elbow room. And make the same paycheck' Better make nice with the new normal. As long as work from home without a COLA adjustment is a thing, you're getting gentrified.
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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08-06-2020, 12:19 PM #14
Lighten up francis.
"Can't you see..."
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08-06-2020, 02:27 PM #15
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08-06-2020, 02:39 PM #16Registered User
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If Prime delivers to the neighborhood, or you live at a real address, are you really in the mountains?
Is it: “Locals hate you!” Or is it: “ “Locals” hate you!”....?
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08-06-2020, 04:03 PM #17
Whatever happened to the saying "my life is your vacation" or whatever? Buuuummmer mannn. So sad.
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08-07-2020, 12:48 PM #18Registered User
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nothing working
they all seem to want to work from home in the mountains
pretty sure there all out the door when we get a foot of snow in early september and the high is 24 degrees for a day
and there needs to be a law against wearing a winter hat a puffy in june july and august
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08-07-2020, 01:14 PM #19
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08-07-2020, 01:27 PM #20
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08-07-2020, 01:45 PM #21Registered User
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Help! I'm a gaper/beater looking to move to a mountain town, how do I not get killed?
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08-07-2020, 01:49 PM #22
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08-07-2020, 02:16 PM #23"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-07-2020, 02:28 PM #24
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08-07-2020, 04:29 PM #25Registered User
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