Help me kill a shit-ton of gapers

[fastfred]

the flue doesn't seem to be doing it
they have invaded like rats from the city
and they are all sticking around for the near future whats a true and blue townie suppose to do?
the pretenda-local is out of control

shutting down the interenet is one good way any other ideas, maybe hijacking amazon deliveries
anything to cut them off from there posh touch of a button suburban urban ways will likekly get them whining about life in the mountains

[jono]

Dog shit under the door handles?

[Game Over]

the flue doesn't seem to be doing it
they have invaded like rats from the city
and they are all sticking around for the near future whats a true and blue townie suppose to do?
the pretenda-local is out of control

shutting down the interenet is one good way any other ideas, maybe hijacking amazon deliveries
anything to cut them off from there posh touch of a button suburban urban ways will likekly get them whining about life in the mountains

The flue would work fine if you closed it with a fire going.

[Danno]

Et tu, fred?

[hatchgreenchile]

Gaper Lives Matter^TM

[Timberridge]

Fred's on a roll today. I like it.

[Toadman]

manifesto?

[Benny Profane]

Easy. Winter without lifts turning.

[thebirdhunter]

No shit! I've never seen so many fucking gaper Kalifornia licences plates in my life then I've seen in the last month or so. Is there a mass exodus from that shithole going on or what? WTF!?!

2 weeks ago there was 6 fatal accidents in one week on the hwy that runs near my house. There is more fucking traffic on that hwy than I've ever seen. There are more dead animals (deer, moose, elk, bears) on that hwy than I've ever seen.

Now that, that extra $600 a week people were getting from unemployment is gone, hopefully they run out of money and go the fuck home.

[::: :::]

Et tu, fred?

fancy lad school freshman course: "self-awareness only applies to others"

[XXX-er]

Thank dog for the border is all I can think

I'm sure all those stealing/ raping/ murdering Mexicans feel the same way

[Core Shot]

If we kill all the gapers how will the ski resorts stay open?

[DJSapp]

No shit! I've never seen so many fucking gaper Kalifornia licences plates in my life then I've seen in the last month or so. Is there a mass exodus from that shithole going on or what? WTF!?!

SF is a ghost town. It's spooky. All the tech bros can work remotely and said 'Why they fuck am I paying $3500/month in rent for a tiny box of an apartment and I can't go outside when I can pay $1500/month in ID and have some elbow room. And make the same paycheck' Better make nice with the new normal. As long as work from home without a COLA adjustment is a thing, you're getting gentrified.

[Marshall Tucker]

Lighten up francis.

[Ski220]

As long as work from home without a COLA adjustment is a thing, you're getting Californiacated

FIFY

[Choss Jonger, Sr.]

If Prime delivers to the neighborhood, or you live at a real address, are you really in the mountains?

Is it: “Locals hate you!” Or is it: “ “Locals” hate you!”....?

[Soups]

Whatever happened to the saying "my life is your vacation" or whatever? Buuuummmer mannn. So sad.

[fastfred]

nothing working
they all seem to want to work from home in the mountains
pretty sure there all out the door when we get a foot of snow in early september and the high is 24 degrees for a day

and there needs to be a law against wearing a winter hat a puffy in june july and august

[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]

pretty sure there all out the door when we get a foot of snow in early september and the high is 24 degrees for a day

I hope they leave that early. But any that make it through winter will be in for a rude awakening come April and May when they realize "Spring" here is wet, cold, muddy and mostly deserted.

[riser4]

nothing working
they all seem to want to work from home in the mountains
pretty sure there all out the door when we get a foot of snow in early september and the high is 24 degrees for a day

and there needs to be a law against wearing a winter hat a puffy in june july and august

Agreed on the puffy. However I wear a Carrhart watch cap anytime my ears are cold, or else I get a bad head cold. Even in the summer if it's cold enough to make me sick.

[dan_pdx]

Help! I'm a gaper/beater looking to move to a mountain town, how do I not get killed?

[riser4]

Help! I'm a gaper/beater looking to move to a mountain town, how do I not get killed?

Bring a metric shit ton of weed, hookers, and blow.

[Danno]

I hope they leave that early. But any that make it through winter will be in for a rude awakening come April and May when they realize "Spring" here is wet, cold, muddy and mostly deserted.

Yeah, spring is terrible, you have to go to the desert to bike, the powder doesn't last long when it snows and you end up having to ski corn, it's just awful.

[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]

Yeah, spring is terrible, you have to go to the desert to bike, the powder doesn't last long when it snows and you end up having to ski corn, it's just awful.

So awful it's barely even worth it!

[dan_pdx]

Bring a metric shit ton of weed, hookers, and blow.

Huh, you know, I'm really into living clean. Do you think I can make friends by sharing some good gluten-free bread recipes?