RIP Wilford Brimley

[riser4]

Now that he's dead and can't defend himself, Wildford Brimley was a cantankerous asshole. College GF made a cake for a wedding she delivered to his utah ranch and he was terrible to her and ultimately refused to pay and yelled at her for being late and made her cry (an hour before the ceremony). She also saw him hit a horse with a shovel.

That's right out of the tRump playbook.

When my neighbor told me her dog had the diabeetus and had to take insulin daily, I asked "did she bite Wilford Brimley" and neighbor said "who?". Total waste of a great joke.

That's hysterical. Love it

[BmillsSkier]

Parvo bringing the heat this week.

Get that man a sandwich.

[Parvo]

Cocksucker also kept her silver cake cutting knife and serving set she let the bride and groom use. He was mean, cheap, and ornery.

[BmillsSkier]

Sounds like a real David Simms. If the cameras aren't on him hes a total asshole to children, old people and dogs.

[glademaster]

One could make a strong argument that children need more people to be assholes to them these days. Old people and dogs get a pass.

[smartyiak]

Cocksucker also kept her silver cake cutting knife and serving set she let the bride and groom use. He was mean, cheap, and ornery.

Did he make frequent use of the phrase "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!"

[gatorboy]

Y'all getting old like Wilford:

College GF

What was her name, favorite position, and any particular skills we should be aware of?
Got a pic?

[BmillsSkier]

And did she have a jet?

[glademaster]

After Parvo's story came to light this might be the most true-to-life representation.

"Who the hell did I hit?!"

[PB]

One could make a strong argument that children need more people to be assholes to them these days. Old people and dogs get a pass.

Geezers don't need no steeeenkin' pass, because WE ARE THE ASSHOLES!!!!

LINE THOSE KIDS UP; WE'LL STOP THEIR GODDAM SNIVLIN'!!

[Core Shot]

Can we get a cockfighting forum?

CHICAGO TRIBUNE

Wilford Brimley thinks banning cockfighting isn't the right thing to do. The grandfatherly actor and Quaker Oats pitchman attended a rally Saturday to voice opposition to Proposition 201, a proposed Arizona cockfighting ban expected to be approved Tuesday.

[muted]

Came home today to my six year old cooking crank in our RV. No TV for a week for her, I guess.

Wilford was right.

[ötzi]

pretty fly for a dead guy

[Marshall Tucker]

Now that he's dead and can't defend himself,

Important to note, parvo scared of a live 85 yr old brimley. Can't beleive I'm the first to pick up on that.

[japanada]

I’d like to hear more about this.

Senior year HS my two buddies and I took the amtrak west to Denver. The dining car was pack solid and use three long haired stoners got sat with him at the table. I only knew him from the diabetes commercials. He was nice enough, didn't say much outside of small talk. I think he was mad that we were sat with him though.

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[ill-advised strategy]

Came home today to my six year old cooking crank in our RV. No TV for a week for her, I guess.

Wilford was right.

Just roll right in there with no warrant.
Undemocratic AF.

[BmillsSkier]

Important to note, parvo scared of a live 85 yr old brimley. Can't beleive I'm the first to pick up on that.

To be fair, he did say he had a shovel and knew how to use it.

[Benny Profane]

Senior year HS my two buddies and I took the amtrak west to Denver. The dining car was pack solid and use three long haired stoners got sat with him at the table. I only knew him from the diabetes commercials. He was nice enough, didn't say much outside of small talk. I think he was mad that we were sat with him though.

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He was scared of flying?

[Parvo]

Important to note, parvo scared of a live 85 yr old brimley. Can't beleive I'm the first to pick up on that.

While I never met him, I saw The Firm. Very intimidating presence.
Even on his deathbed I bet he could still deliver a fine knuckle sandwich.

[Marshall Tucker]

ah fer fucks sake parvo.

he was 85.

and he had DIE A BEAT US

do I have to spell it out for ya?

[riser4]

Important to note, parvo scared of a live 85 yr old brimley. Can't beleive I'm the first to pick up on that.

Wrong take away.

[DBdude]

he lives

[Parvo]

I think he's also masquerading as an area camp host to locate my site and hit me with a shovel.

[Parvo]

What was her name, favorite position, and any particular skills we should be aware of?
Got a pic?

1. Minnette
2. Mormon, so I guess that thing where you rub your genitalia on each other while still wearing jeans
3. Amazing wedding cake maker
4. No