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07-30-2020, 11:36 PM #1glocal
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A Veritable Bonanza of Cargo Shorts
Stumbled across this site and looks like they have some good shorts. I like pockets.
https://www.wayrates.com/hot-sale/?&...SAAEgKhqfD_BwE
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07-30-2020, 11:54 PM #2
Do they come with FKNA wifebeaters?
Oh yeah, splat's cream is amazeballz. Buy it.
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07-31-2020, 03:20 AM #3retired ed
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"No one's gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!"
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07-31-2020, 05:41 AM #4. . .
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07-31-2020, 07:04 AM #5
So you are saying you have never worn cargo shorts?
My camo collection just got bigger with the addition of a set of repro Rhodesian cutoff shorts. The troops regularly took the trousers and cut them down to shorts for use in the field. Sort of Magnum PI meets badass doods with FALS.
With this crazy hot weather I have been rocking the camo kilts. Airing out the dangly bits.watch out for snakes
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07-31-2020, 07:16 AM #6
These days of Covid 19- seems like extra pockets are needed. A place for your mask, hand sanitizer, wipes, and then there is the you are not supposed to put things in your mouth any more it is easier to have a spare pocket for a tool, screws, etc.
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07-31-2020, 07:16 AM #7Banned
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I can say I haven't worn a pair since I hit puberty, but it's a matter of personal preference. I hate thigh pockets because I find having things bouncing around in thigh pockets while I'm walking annoying as hell. Along those same lines, I find wearing my beacon in a thigh pocket while skiing annoying/uncomfortable.
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07-31-2020, 07:19 AM #8
To be fair, don’t you have a deep, seething, hatred of shorts in general?
Cargo shorts=fannypack btw.I still call it The Jake.
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07-31-2020, 07:25 AM #9
I think he has a deep, seething hatred of everything.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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07-31-2020, 07:29 AM #10Banned
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That's a bit strong. I don't hate them, but I think they should be relegated to athletic or leisure wear. I have a problem with men wearing sandals in public too, but in these unprecedented times, there are more pressing issues demanding my misanthropic attention.
Not everything, Timber: I love skiing.
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07-31-2020, 07:33 AM #11
Just here to say that I love my fannypacks. Yup, that's plural, bitches. I've got a couple.
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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07-31-2020, 07:37 AM #12
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07-31-2020, 07:44 AM #13Banned
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07-31-2020, 07:47 AM #14
I'd send you one but they don't travel well.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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07-31-2020, 07:48 AM #15man of ice
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"Taylor Ham"' bruh.
et voila: https://jerseyporkroll.com/cats/tayl...lor-pork-roll/
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07-31-2020, 07:50 AM #16Banned
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Agree to disagree, it always has been, and always will be Taylor Pork Roll.
I can't say I've missed scrapple since I left, though. My parents love that shit.
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07-31-2020, 07:58 AM #17
Yup, Fanny packs over here too.
Of course when rocking the kilt it’s call a sporran and worn out in front hanging down a bit along with the sgian dubh in the left sock.watch out for snakes
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07-31-2020, 08:31 AM #18Banned
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Not only are they highly utilitarian, but as a woman I find them sexy as hell. I bought iceman a leather Hermes hip pack for Christmas a couple of years ago but he only wore it once. I have a picture.
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07-31-2020, 08:38 AM #19
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07-31-2020, 08:54 AM #20
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07-31-2020, 09:46 AM #21
Splat wearing cargo shorts = peas and carrots.
I think that's all you would wear at the Mammoth Minis.
Tight shorts are for chicks...
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07-31-2020, 09:52 AM #22
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07-31-2020, 09:53 AM #23
Oh good, I was looking for someone to blame for pleats.
I still call it The Jake.
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07-31-2020, 10:10 AM #24
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07-31-2020, 10:13 AM #25Banned
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Funny, I was just about to say that the Icewoman alias is weak as shit.
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