Free Shift Meal

**bendtheski** · 08-27-2020, 07:46 AM

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At long last, Cocoa Crispy Thursday!

**Mazderati** · 08-27-2020, 07:48 AM

All the carbs. With a few plastic shards thrown in for good measure.

**Danno** · 08-27-2020, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by Mazderati

All the carbs. With a few plastic shards thrown in for good measure.

I think you're ignoring the sausage-like patties in the center.

**nickwm21** · 08-27-2020, 10:51 AM

That’s a better breakfast than most Americans eat

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**Mazderati** · 08-27-2020, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Danno

I think you're ignoring the sausage-like patties in the center.

I honestly thought those were hash browns but on second look you're probably right. Mechanically separated meat product it is.

**bendtheski** · 08-27-2020, 11:18 AM

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Lunch looks pretty good too...

Not complaining btw, just taking ‘em as they come.

**riser4** · 08-27-2020, 05:25 PM

That salad looks good.

**MTT** · 08-27-2020, 05:30 PM

A way the man keeps you in the building for lunch. Keep working from your desk

**BmillsSkier** · 08-27-2020, 05:32 PM

It actually does. Looks a lot like the salad I make every other week and eat the whole week through: mixed greens, dried cranberries, pine nuts, goat cheese and onions.

Wait, prisoners get pine nuts? Those things are like $35 a pound.

**S_jenks** · 08-27-2020, 05:54 PM

I’m eyeing up that slice of quiche in the corner. Making me want to fire up the oven and make one myself

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**m2711c** · 08-27-2020, 05:59 PM

could be sunflower seeds....

**BmillsSkier** · 08-27-2020, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by m2711c

could be sunflower seeds....

Good point.

And wait, that’s quiche?

**m2711c** · 08-27-2020, 06:15 PM

OK, that is a quiche, but that’s obviously a store-bought crust too, so..... 50-50 Luxe/basic on that one.

**muted** · 08-27-2020, 10:22 PM

I would love it if bendtheski confronted the cook and yelled at him, “WTF is the shit! Is this store-bought crust!! Fuck you!’

Then went back to his desk.

**billyk** · 08-29-2020, 03:02 AM

You know, these meals look a lot better than what I imagined prison food would be.

**bendtheski** · 08-31-2020, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by MTT

A way the man keeps you in the building for lunch. Keep working from your desk

Except I’m the man, and like to be able to jump in and support my people if something big drops.

**bendtheski** · 08-31-2020, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by muted

I would love it if bendtheski confronted the cook and yelled at him, “WTF is the shit! Is this store-bought crust!! Fuck you!’

Then went back to his desk.

Her, and that could get me my nuts on the salad. (see what I did there?)

We had a male cook who was decent, but would occasionally make something no one wanted to eat, and then got butthurt when full trays came back.

Not sure I could deal with rejection on that scale on a daily basis.

**bendtheski** · 09-04-2020, 09:51 AM

Banana pancakes. Taking a break from Cheerios today, besides, I’m out if milk.

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**Parvo** · 09-04-2020, 10:11 AM

Would it have killed her to heat up the syrup?

**bendtheski** · 09-04-2020, 10:24 AM

^breakfast comes up at 6, so by the time I show up at 8 it’s all room temp, with a light film of congealed maple flavored corn syrup over the syrup pond.

Also, hope you wanted butter, although pretty easy to scrape off at room temp.

I look at the ham and feel kind of sad for the swine who comes to this sorry end.