Free Shift Meal

**Parvo** · 09-07-2021, 12:29 PM

Our engineer reports it was mashed potatoes and cheese, entirely inedible.

**riser4** · 09-07-2021, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by Parvo

Our engineer reports it was mashed potatoes and cheese, entirely inedible.

Brave soul.

**Timberridge** · 09-07-2021, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Parvo

Our engineer reports it was mashed potatoes and cheese, entirely inedible.

Is he blind or otherwise visually impaired?

**dan_pdx** · 09-07-2021, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by Parvo

Our engineer reports it was mashed potatoes and cheese, entirely inedible.

That sounds good, but that photo is disgusting.

**Parvo** · 09-07-2021, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Holdup. Before we guess what that is Parvo got for lunch, can we all agree that prisoners getting pumpkin spice anything means that pumpkin spice has without a doubt jumped the shark?

If someone told me that they were going to put me in a cage and give me pumpkin spice nutraloaf every autumn, I'd run down the green mile and ride the white lightening until I see Heavenly Father.

**BmillsSkier** · 09-07-2021, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Parvo

If someone told me that they were going to put me in a cage and give me pumpkin spice nutraloaf every autumn, I'd run down the green mile and ride the white lightening until I see Heavenly Father.

Breaking out the pumpkin spice Boss.

**thedude2340** · 09-07-2021, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Parvo

…since I had ass last night.

Are we just going to pass on discussing this?

**TBS** · 09-07-2021, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by Parvo

Our free shift meal is back with a vengeance! although a bit disappointed in today's lunch since I had ass last night.

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Are you now a guest of bendtheski's institution?

**Parvo** · 09-07-2021, 04:36 PM

I might have to commit a non-violent felony in his jurisdiction so I can snag his churros.

**Core Shot** · 09-07-2021, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by thedude2340

Are we just going to pass on discussing this?

I think every one in prison is forced to eat ass at some point

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 09-07-2021, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

I think every one in prison is forced to eat ass at some point

What’s it taste like?

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**mcphee** · 09-07-2021, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

What’s it taste like?

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I doubt he was forced

**Core Shot** · 09-07-2021, 06:14 PM

I’m pretty sure ass tastes like ass.

Haven’t been to prison. Haven’t tossed any salads. Won’t even eat a chicks ass. Sorry.

**JayPowHound** · 09-07-2021, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

What’s it taste like?

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Depends. Is he using jelly or syrup?

**JayPowHound** · 09-07-2021, 06:20 PM

Damn, well played Core Shot. You beat me to it by like 30 sec!

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 09-07-2021, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

Medical students, residents. I was so poor in med school--lunch at work kept me alive. I used to go back for 6 servings of fish and chips on Fridays at the excellent cafeteria at the county hospital. And a lot of private hospitals have free lunch for attending doctors--I used to eat free sandwiches in the doctor's lounge of this one private hospital and listen to these guys making a million a year complain about the quality of the free food. They could have afforded to have lunch flown in from a Michelin starred restaurant in SF.

It’s the same in every doctor’s lounge

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**zartagen** · 09-08-2021, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by Parvo

Our engineer reports it was mashed potatoes and cheese, entirely inedible.

How in the fuck can someone take cheese and potatoes and make it inedible? That's nearly impossible. I guess maybe if it was rehydrated powdered mashed potatos

**riser4** · 09-08-2021, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

Is he blind or otherwise visually impaired?

This.

**Parvo** · 09-08-2021, 09:38 AM

Our chef that does employee meals is a bit of a drinker, as most chefs. His capacity to give a fuck about crafting a five star free shift meal is supplanted by his desire to get the fuck out of the kitchen and back to his stool at the knotty pine.

Although today we get a special treat with 30 days no worker's comp claims. I was restless all night in anticipation.

**BmillsSkier** · 09-08-2021, 09:49 AM

If he falls off his stool at the Pine does that count against you?

**Parvo** · 09-08-2021, 09:57 AM

he's a big fella and falling off a barstool would likely cause career ending injury. he had alcohol related arrest a couple weeks ago and they had to use two sets of cuffs on him.

**BmillsSkier** · 09-08-2021, 10:10 AM

You keep your bear spray on you then come lunchtime if he comes out all drunk and swinging?

**buttahflake** · 09-08-2021, 10:10 AM

Pumpkin spice whoopie pie sounds good, cup of black coffee. Yeah, for sure.
Whoopie Pie’s are the official treat of the State of Maine

Overcooked broccoli and the word chef should never go hand in hand, what the fuck is that guys problem?

**BmillsSkier** · 09-08-2021, 10:12 AM

It does sound good I’ll admit as I like a pumpkin roll and this is basically the same thing.

I just didn’t know the guests of the state were afforded the basic bitch PSL treatment during their stay is all.

**buttahflake** · 09-08-2021, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

It does sound good I’ll admit as I like a pumpkin roll and this is basically the same thing.

I just didn’t know the guests of the state were afforded the basic bitch PSL treatment during their stay is all.

Yeah, no, I agree. I assume they try to keep the inmates, fat and lazy.