Free Shift Meal

**bendtheski** · 01-01-2022, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

This is the most amazing hipster hotdogs redux. Way ahead of it's time.

This is a $1000000 idea. $75 admission includes orange or striped jump suit and your choice of prison-brat, mystery casserole or meatcake. I need to get on Kickstarter before someone snatches up the Roundabout Burgers property!

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**riser4** · 01-01-2022, 04:55 PM

This thread delivers.

**Parvo** · 01-03-2022, 12:53 PM

TIL this is called 'airline chicken'. Presumably because it's made from parts of old hens used to test bird strikes on jet engines.

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**ötzi** · 01-03-2022, 01:29 PM

Nope. I'll take the jail hot dog instead please.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 01-03-2022, 01:41 PM

Is that cooked?

**Parvo** · 01-03-2022, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Is that cooked?

I did hear a distinct BAH-GAWK! when I stabbed it with my spork.

**Buster Highmen** · 01-03-2022, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

This thread delivers.

Yes, but has it contracted out to Uber Eats yet?

**Meathelmet** · 01-03-2022, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

Could be meat, could be cake. Could be meatcake.

You got my attention.

**happytimefunbox** · 01-03-2022, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Parvo

TIL this is called 'airline chicken'. Presumably because it's made from parts of old hens used to test bird strikes on jet engines.

Thanks I Hate It!

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**Skistack** · 01-03-2022, 05:33 PM

Looks like it was cooked in a microwave.

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**MakersTeleMark** · 01-03-2022, 09:24 PM

Hit that shit with a taser before you dig in.

My lord.

**bendtheski** · 01-08-2022, 04:01 PM

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I’ll just leave this here then…

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**liv2ski** · 01-08-2022, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by Parvo

I did hear a distinct BAH-GAWK! when I stabbed it with my spork.

Parvo you are one funny guy

**bendtheski** · 01-08-2022, 05:07 PM

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https://youtu.be/L1BDM1oBRJ8

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**ötzi** · 01-08-2022, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

They have chocolate chip cookies in jail?? I need to rethink things.

**ötzi** · 01-08-2022, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

https://youtu.be/L1BDM1oBRJ8

Thanks for the video, I woulda guessed chicken-fried steak.

**bendtheski** · 01-09-2022, 11:46 AM

Of all the GI Joe PSA remakes, pork chop sammiches is my favorite.

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**stuckathuntermtn** · 01-09-2022, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by Skistack

Looks like it was cooked in a microwave.

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Paging DD

**EWG** · 01-09-2022, 03:15 PM

I had ignored this till TOTY nominations. I’m catching up and am now halfway through this thread. Some of you people are fucking nuts.

You know who you are.

**EWG** · 01-09-2022, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

My firm is moving into a new office next month so today we’re having a “dump day” so everyone can toss/shred everything they don’t need anymore. To encourage participation they brought in a killer BBQ food truck and have a couple regulation bars set up with legit mixologists.

Guess who’s not gonna get shit done today after eating this and downing a couple manhattans.

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Ok, now I’m about 3/4 of the way through. My comments:

I’m worried about the TGR’s digestive systems, generally. There seems to be a lot of fear of greasy food.

Fat and salt tastes good, generally.

I fear I may have grown a bit too old for cafeteria food.

I’m not sure it’s worth getting sushi and not paying for it (nice Repo Man reference Riser) or committing other crimes just to get prison grub.

I appreciate a good cafeteria tray. Seems like most places have gone to cheap crappy ones.

Not feeding your staff well is shortsighted, especially in these difficult staffing times.

I’m proud of BMills for keeping up the tradition of the two Manhattan lunch. You are welcome at my office anytime.

Anyone who hates capers has burned off their taste buds.

Ok. Back to reading the thread.

**bendtheski** · 01-13-2022, 09:45 AM

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This one’s just for Riser. There, I touched my fruit! HAPPY??!!!

Haven’t had corn flakes in about 40 years, and the banana was a little under-ripe, so treated the taste buds to a trip down memory lane.

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**riser4** · 01-13-2022, 09:51 AM

lulz

**riser4** · 01-13-2022, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by EWG

Ok, now I’m about 3/4 of the way through. My comments:

I’m worried about the TGR’s digestive systems, generally. There seems to be a lot of fear of greasy food.

Fat and salt tastes good, generally.

I fear I may have grown a bit too old for cafeteria food.

I’m not sure it’s worth getting sushi and not paying for it (nice Repo Man reference Riser) or committing other crimes just to get prison grub.

I appreciate a good cafeteria tray. Seems like most places have gone to cheap crappy ones.

Not feeding your staff well is shortsighted, especially in these difficult staffing times.

I’m proud of BMills for keeping up the tradition of the two Manhattan lunch. You are welcome at my office anytime.

Anyone who hates capers has burned off their taste buds.

Ok. Back to reading the thread.

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