Free Shift Meal

**JayPowHound** · 11-07-2021, 04:58 PM

^ you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Much appreciated.

**bendtheski** · 11-08-2021, 09:45 AM

We watched Young Frankenstein Halloween night, to many hard laughs. I bought a copy for a co-worker who’d never seen it after forcing her to watch Blazing Saddles with me on an overnight shift.

Blazing Saddles worth another play too if it’s been a while.

“Candygram for Mongo!”

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**riser4** · 11-08-2021, 10:11 AM

Badges?! We don't need no stinkeen badges!

**bendtheski** · 11-08-2021, 12:00 PM

Silent Movie was a little less accessible IMO, but still some good stuff.

https://youtu.be/gGGCZeADOjc

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**Parvo** · 11-18-2021, 12:58 PM

First day back in the office from vacation and it's breakfast for lunch.
I already had breakfast for breakfast, so this is 2nd breakfast and I'm fine with that. chef seems to be stepping it up, heard yesterday was a hot dog and potato wedges.

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**bendtheski** · 11-18-2021, 09:57 PM

Those look like some legit sausages, can’t just let it go to waste…

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**bendtheski** · 11-19-2021, 08:33 AM

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Those links far outshine this mornings grey patties. Not even going to discuss those waffles, some of which may have accidentally fallen into my pie hole.

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**BmillsSkier** · 11-19-2021, 08:39 AM

A tale of two breakfasts.

**bendtheski** · 11-19-2021, 08:57 AM

There’s your incentive to stay out of jail kids…

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**riser4** · 11-19-2021, 09:20 AM

Half an apple. I can't let that go.

**bendtheski** · 11-19-2021, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by riser3

Half an apple. I can't let that go.

Goddammit! Guilt forced me to take a bite of the surprisingly un-brown half-apple. Mouthful of pure mealiness! (so I naturally tried another from a different tray, resulting in another mealy mouthful)

I hope you’re happy.

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**bendtheski** · 11-19-2021, 01:02 PM

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This just in: tamales. Hard pass. I donated my sour cream to a co-worker.

I also confirmed my dislike of tamales, although my co-worker advises I shouldn’t base my assessment on jail tamales. I will however I will fuck up that cupcake in a hot minute.

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**riser4** · 11-19-2021, 01:06 PM

Fuck that cupcake!

**riser4** · 11-19-2021, 01:07 PM

Fuck it up good!

**Art Shirk** · 11-19-2021, 01:13 PM

Im getting here super late so dont have any context. bendtheski, are you being held against your will somewhere?

**Skistack** · 11-19-2021, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by Art Shirk

Im getting here super late so dont have any context. bendtheski, are you being held against your will somewhere?

He’s the dentist for the Denver County jail system.

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**bendtheski** · 11-19-2021, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Art Shirk

Im getting here super late so dont have any context. bendtheski, are you being held against your will somewhere?

Yes, until 1800 hrs, but also being paid and fed, probably better than I deserve.

Just kidding. I’m a 9-1-1 dispatcher for an agency that’s good enough to provide meals (which are also served to inmates) for staff who can’t leave the building when on duty.

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**Art Shirk** · 11-19-2021, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

Yes, until 1800 hrs, but also being paid and fed, probably better than I deserve.

Just kidding. I’m a 9-1-1 dispatcher for an agency that’s good enough to provide meals (which are also served to inmates) for staff who can’t leave the building when on duty.

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Hey free is great. But you did just bump anal rape to second place on my reasons to not go to prison list.

**JimmyCarter** · 11-19-2021, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

This just in: tamales. Hard pass. I donated my sour cream to a co-worker.

I also confirmed my dislike of tamales, although my co-worker advises I shouldn’t base my assessment on jail tamales. I will however I will fuck up that cupcake in a hot minute.

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Refried beans don’t look great in general, but they step it up and add a real level of depression to that tray.

**bendtheski** · 11-19-2021, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

Refried beans don’t look great in general, but they step it up and add a real level of depression to that tray.

So I make a living helping people through their worst days. The beans/trays have some stiff competition.

ETA: the cupcake is mint chocolate chip. Not today Satan!

Fuck, now I am depressed.

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**MakersTeleMark** · 11-19-2021, 06:02 PM

I had no idea these were so ubiquitous in the market.

https://www.etsy.com/market/vintage_lunch_tray

Perhaps lobby for a proper upgrade?

**skaredshtles** · 11-19-2021, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

I also confirmed my dislike of tamales,

What does this even mean?!?

**bendtheski** · 11-19-2021, 07:16 PM

^tamales are gross, or at least these are.

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**skaredshtles** · 11-19-2021, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

^tamales are gross, or at least these are.

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You should edit that first part out. Tamales (good ones) are fucking AMAZING.

**bendtheski** · 11-19-2021, 07:53 PM

^so I am told, by people whose opinions I respect. I think it’s the texture, but sure enough today’s made me gag.

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