Free Shift Meal

**bendtheski** · 05-08-2022, 11:36 AM

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Sad lunch, the perfect compliment to Mr. Hankey’s French Toast. I’ll go out on a limb and say not home made/home made pizza thread exempt.

Also, the likeness is remarkable:

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**riser4** · 05-08-2022, 03:04 PM

The good trays aren't worth doing the time if one has to have these bad trays.

**MakersTeleMark** · 05-08-2022, 03:04 PM

I wonder what the repetitive tray food calorie hit is? Has to be way up there.

**bendtheski** · 05-08-2022, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

I wonder what the repetitive tray food calorie hit is? Has to be way up there.

Full disclosure; it was one pizza/roll per tray. I took a little license for art’s sake, but yeah, I don’t think anyone loses weight on the tray diet.

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**riser4** · 05-08-2022, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

Full disclosure; it was one pizza/roll per tray. I took a little license for art’s sake, but yeah, I don’t think anyone loses weight on the tray diet.

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3 hots and a cot.

**bendtheski** · 05-08-2022, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by riser4

3 hots and a cot.

Outdoor volleyball today in really nice weather. Do not recommend, but the guys seemed stoked on the game. It’s a weird place.

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**TBS** · 05-08-2022, 10:21 PM

^^^Why no recommend? Combat-level contact at the net?

**bendtheski** · 05-14-2022, 02:03 PM

^jail time in general.

BLTs today, with ‘murican cheese. Pretty sure this is that shelf-stable fully cooked bacon, so at least it’s not the usual half-cooked pig flab they usually serve, but still a pass.

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**riser4** · 05-14-2022, 02:23 PM

My parents taught me not to play with my food.

**Core Shot** · 05-14-2022, 03:54 PM

Looks like peaches en regalia

**bendtheski** · 05-14-2022, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by riser4

My parents taught me not to play with my food.

My parents have both passed, I do wot I wont!

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**bendtheski** · 05-14-2022, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

Looks like peaches en regalia

Nice pull. Got me thinking about my fave Zappa song of all time which I haven’t heard in over 30 years. Talented man. Should have named one of our dogs Frunabulax when we had the chance. Might start calling the new one that just to fuck with him.
https://youtu.be/etQm3gzjyNw

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**MakersTeleMark** · 05-14-2022, 10:36 PM

Still one of the best threads on the internet. Mad props.

**billyk** · 05-14-2022, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

^jail time in general.

BLTs today, with ‘murican cheese. Pretty sure this is that shelf-stable fully cooked bacon, so at least it’s not the usual half-cooked pig flab they usually serve, but still a pass.

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What!!! Any bacon is still bacon!

**bendtheski** · 05-21-2022, 06:41 AM

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I do not like green eggs and ham (or sausage), I will not eat them Sam I am…

If you can’t see the smile, you’re probably colorblind or possibly autistic.

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**riser4** · 05-21-2022, 06:45 AM

Um, are you ok? Key your handset twice if you're not ok.

**bendtheski** · 05-21-2022, 07:20 AM

https://youtu.be/IdQW9eXJ4yY

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**bendtheski** · 05-21-2022, 07:23 AM

https://youtu.be/1aItcOVjCyQ

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**bendtheski** · 05-21-2022, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by riser4

Um, are you ok? Key your handset twice if you're not ok.

All our officer’s portable radios have an OIT (officer in trouble) button, aka pizza button. Hearing that alarm generally stops a dispatcher’s heart beating for a few seconds while they attempt to status their officer. For false alarms, the errant officer is supposed to buy dispatch pizza, hence the name.

We don’t get a DIT button, but doing fine today.

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**ötzi** · 05-21-2022, 07:35 AM

Did the smile come pre-made or did you arrange that?

**bendtheski** · 05-21-2022, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by ötzi

Did the smile come pre-made or did you arrange that?

Complete coincidence, I suspect divine intervention.

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**Core Shot** · 05-21-2022, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

Complete coincidence, I suspect divine intervention.

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Well they are lucky charms

Or. The kitchen help has subscribed to this thread

**bendtheski** · 05-21-2022, 12:00 PM

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There’s nothing funny about about coming up to a nice clean, unsuspecting chimichanga, and when you turn it over, there’s a big fudge-dragon for all the world to see!