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06-25-2020, 03:29 AM #1
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If I could travel at the speed of light, what would I see?
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06-25-2020, 05:45 AM #2
I got a hair on my tongue
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A truck in front of you rolling coal
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"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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06-25-2020, 05:56 AM #3
gentleman turn farmer
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06-25-2020, 07:17 AM #4
Must have been the Roses
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On guitar: BB, Jimi, Jerry, Duane, and Stevie.
Vocals :Janice and Jim
Keys/piano: Dr. John
Bass: Jaco
Drums: Bonham and Neil Peart
And Keith Richards riding shotgun saying "Where
we headed, Mate?"
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06-25-2020, 08:06 AM #5
man of ice
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A Plymouth Satellite.
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06-25-2020, 08:08 AM #6
On the Underhill Account
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A Chevy Astro
I still call it The Jake.
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06-25-2020, 08:10 AM #7
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Are you on a treadmill?
Solid:
Originally Posted by ötzi
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06-25-2020, 08:10 AM #8
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Spook
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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06-25-2020, 08:26 AM #9
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Sight would be ineffective since photons would never reach your retina
That and your body would break apart
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06-25-2020, 08:29 AM #10
Agent of Tang
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redhead midget porn
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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06-25-2020, 08:36 AM #11
On to a five-year plan
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Plaid.
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06-25-2020, 08:36 AM #12
ambidextrous as fuck
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Passing you. Originally Posted by ötzi
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06-25-2020, 08:56 AM #13
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The telephone poles would look like a picket fence. You'd see spots. The lines on the road would look like dots.
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06-25-2020, 08:57 AM #14
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Isn’t that only 110mph? Originally Posted by old goat
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06-25-2020, 09:02 AM #15
sponge
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Just a cone. If there's anything hanging out in the middle, turn.
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06-25-2020, 09:04 AM #16
mere tourist
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not a goddam thing
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06-25-2020, 09:06 AM #17
man of ice
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+1 Originally Posted by The Suit
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06-25-2020, 11:23 AM #18
On the Underhill Account
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I asked my scientist friends and they say that this is the correct answer. Originally Posted by Mazderati
Plaid.
I still call it The Jake.
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06-25-2020, 11:26 AM #19
Quatsch!
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Trip to the Light Fantastik
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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06-25-2020, 11:33 AM #20
CO Hype Beast
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I once went to a Pink Floyd licensed laser show and it pretty much sucked. I remember I won the tix by calling into a radio show on an obscure station and it was like “first three callers” win. I recognized the voice of the guy who was first as a buddy of mine and turned out I was right. We went with a couple of girls and some other friends and it was just lame. Think “the wall” with a whole bunch of misplaced religious symbolism.
Sent from my iPhone using TGR ForumsIf we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!
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06-25-2020, 11:38 AM #21
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God
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06-25-2020, 11:43 AM #22
wash, rinse, don't repeat
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goatse
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06-25-2020, 11:47 AM #23
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06-25-2020, 12:01 PM #24
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Nothing but O'Bernard Franz.
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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06-25-2020, 12:17 PM #25
No I'm not an Australian
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You'd still be overtaken by bad news
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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